The OMG Shellie likes Porn Thread
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Ness
and you dont porn is awsome
Demarthl
yea and?
I'm her lover... well.... second to Baylin
Blind-Enemy
yeah ?
but i know that kind of porn she likes
darkcrown
lesbian on lesbian right?
SlipknoT
Oh trust me I watch porn....alot
shellie
oh...my....fukin....god.....
Ryan...im soooo gonna kick your ass
SlipknoT
ARE YOU ACTUALLY MAD?
Demarthl
droolio im next in line
shellie
its just what i always wanted....a shellie likes porn thread!!!
im not pissed
but i am gonna have it closed
then im gonna beat your ass whip
R0B
What kind of porn does Shellie watch?
SlipknoT
No please dont have it closed, a little piece of me dies everytime one of my threads gets closed
But you can kick my ass all you like
Ness
do you have a pic of your hot body
Demarthl
that role is taken slip, you can be shoe buffer
*whisper* ness, did you get bullied out of the star wars forums by any chance?
shellie
wouldnt you like to know
R0B
Yeah, you can tell me
Ness
what do you mean i hardly even go there fill me in
Demarthl
you have just over 100 posts, the previous 10 of which were here, the other 1091... must of been in a dfiff category
Ness
and how did i get bullied out of star wars
Demarthl
*FSHOOOOOOOooooooooommmmm BshSHHHXCXCXCXCXCKSHHHBOOOOooooommm*
that was the original comment flying over your head and crashing into you house because you didnt understand what i meant
MornGlory
everyone likes porn and if you dont then you are lying
Ness
a what catagory im confu
SlipknoT
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pr1983
didn't take long... i'm impressed slipknot...
SlipknoT
wht dunnt take ;ong
Demarthl
the time to get my pants stuck to your ceiling using only 5 year old toothpicks and small children for stools
pr1983
lol demarthl
i meant how quickly u put the thread together...
Wolflet
ummm i dont..and im soooo not lieing
SlipknoT
uihg
Wolflet
if u know...then i dont want to know fear
Demarthl
i have a good sense of entertaining the crowd when im drunk
but i also get depressed that i have never succeeded with anything in my life and my partner hates me
atm im thinking about moving to US, maybe with slip, RG, or i might just latch on to Shellie, cos she loves me so..
at least the people on kmc care and pretend to care if they dont
it's a home in my bedroom
and im comfortable
Baylin
and just what is that supposed to mean?
Wolflet
it makes me think of naked dogs...
Baylin
Wolflet!
I'm disgusted, I thought you said you didnt like porn....
MornGlory
i havent said this yet tonite...
Slipknot is my sexpot
SlipknoT
kisses
shellie
well i have said this tonight and im gonna say it again....
im gonna beat ryans ass whip
SlipknoT
Ok, do it now whwuior; I cant feel much
*cowers ing fear*
Demarthl
i havent said this since last year
!
the shifty ninja is out there!
R0B
Shellie is probably watching porn right now shock
shellie
no...ill do it on my time
the anticipation jof when just adds to the excitment
Wolflet
its not my fault dogs r always running around naked...
Wolflet
and im sure its through your bedroom window
R0B
How did you find that out?
SlipknoT
are iyuo going to hurt me?
shellie
good night all , bed time for me . see ya around .
R0B
Wow, you would make a great spy
R0B
Night Shellie
Dont watch porn before you fall asleep
SlipknoT
ow whatas thatn mean, dotrn hurt my pee peeweep
Wolflet
pee pee hysterical
MornGlory
I wanna spank Ryan's ass... purrrrrr
Demarthl
woah pimpin ma man
as us english would say: (loud as possible mind)
GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!!
SlipknoT
What?
Wolflet
*locks u up in a dark room* o.o
Demarthl
*spanks you
*
SlipknoT
I dont like it in here please let me outcry
Wolflet
Dem: o.o....dont make me get my bf to burn u...
Ryan: never
SlipknoT
WHy? WHat did I do?cry
R0B
* eats a sandwhich and gives Ryan a sandwhich *
Wolflet
your being a baaaaad boy
SlipknoT
How? What did I do?cry I dont like it in here!cry
Wolflet
*gives u flashlight* better?
SlipknoT
No, its wet in here
Let me out!
Wolflet
fine...*unlocks the door*
SlipknoT
Thanks!
*quickly throws Karen in the cage and locks the door*
Wolflet
hey! u bastard! TRAITOR!!!
SlipknoT
you locked me in there
TheFilmProphet
*Runs in and saves Wolflet for no apparent reason*
Demarthl
OH i see!
it's a one way sexual tease now is it!!
well sod you and a pack of pies then!! Schmoll
SlipknoT
*breaks TFP's neck and Locks Karen back up*
TheFilmProphet
*Finds neck brace and saves Wolflet again*
SlipknoT
*Rips off TFP's head and throws Karen in the cage again*
TheFilmProphet
*Sews head back on and saves Wolflet again*
SlipknoT
Ok, you can stop
*puts Karen in cage again*
TheFilmProphet
*Walks back out of Slip's twisted thread*
Demarthl
*bars cage with uberness* TFP theres a damn fine Asian ass in the 'who thinks this chick is hot thread' and it moves! go check!
SlipknoT
tonight kicks ass
Demarthl
tonight? 9:33am ... daylight shining... crap weather as usual....
MOVE ME TO AMERICA ALREADY!
SlipknoT
Sure man, swim over
Demarthl
aHHHH"!!! ship my pc and im dandy, cant live without my crashing baby!!
SlipknoT
Can you throw it over here?
Wolflet
*bites the bars of the cage*
SlipknoT
*throws Karen some bread*
Wolflet
glare
im your slave now?
SlipknoT
No, I just want you to stay in a cage, *gives Karen some meatballs*
Wolflet
*throws meatballs at u and Dem*
R0B
* gives Karen a playboy magazine *
Wolflet
i dont a playboy magazine...*rips it apart*
Demarthl
so early
R0B
* gives Karen a blanket *
Demarthl
trying to sleep here! disgust sheesh, no respect these days
Wolflet
thank u
Dem: glare
R0B
Now where is my dollar?
Demarthl
disgust typical women its all in the sex dontgetit
Wolflet
*hands u $5*
Wolflet
*throws knife*
your just lucky im in a cage
R0B
Thanks
* lets Karen out of the cell *
Demarthl
really no, it's not necessary!!
Wolflet
thank u
*tackles Dem and bites him*
110
R0B
Ok now will you become my slave?
Demarthl
what have i told you about my genitals already
Wolflet
depends on wut i have to do..
R0B
Nothing sex related
Wolflet
goooooooooood
ok ill be your slave
R0B
Ok cool, but what if I lied?
Just kidding
Wolflet
i know
R0B
Ok so you have to do everything else I say
Wolflet
ok
Wolflet
um NO
he would NEVER make me do that
Wolflet
stop quoting me cry
Wolflet
*hides behind rob*
R0B
Hes gone
R0B
Night Karen
Blind-Enemy
hmmmm i know
Blind-Enemy
but i do , right?
JToTheP
*sells tickets to fight*
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