The OMG Shellie likes Porn Thread

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SlipknoT
stick out tongue

Ness
and you dont porn is awsome

Demarthl
yea and? no expression I'm her lover... well.... second to Baylin wink

Blind-Enemy
yeah ? shifty


but i know that kind of porn she likes eek!

darkcrown
lesbian on lesbian right?

R0B
huh

SlipknoT
Oh trust me I watch porn....alot

shellie
oh...my....fukin....god.....

Ryan...im soooo gonna kick your ass

SlipknoT
sad ARE YOU ACTUALLY MAD?

Demarthl
droolio im next in line big grin

Ness
i hoped you did

shellie
eek! its just what i always wanted....a shellie likes porn thread!!!


no expression



laughing im not pissed


but i am gonna have it closed yes

then im gonna beat your ass whip

R0B
What kind of porn does Shellie watch? stick out tongue

SlipknoT
No please dont have it closed, a little piece of me dies everytime one of my threads gets closed sad But you can kick my ass all you like shifty

Ness
do you have a pic of your hot body

Demarthl
that role is taken slip, you can be shoe buffer wink

*whisper* ness, did you get bullied out of the star wars forums by any chance?

shellie
wouldnt you like to know stick out tongue

Demarthl
yes

R0B
Yeah, you can tell me stick out tongue

Ness
what do you mean i hardly even go there fill me in

Baylin
I know...

Demarthl
you have just over 100 posts, the previous 10 of which were here, the other 1091... must of been in a dfiff category

Ness
and how did i get bullied out of star wars

Demarthl
*FSHOOOOOOOooooooooommmmm BshSHHHXCXCXCXCXCKSHHHBOOOOooooommm*

that was the original comment flying over your head and crashing into you house because you didnt understand what i meant roll eyes (sarcastic)

MornGlory
everyone likes porn and if you dont then you are lying

Ness
a what catagory im confu

SlipknoT
ubp;gAdbshuhglvh;vconuifhgizuhfgiucogihjpo't

MornGlory
give me a break

pr1983
didn't take long... i'm impressed slipknot...

SlipknoT
wht dunnt take ;ong

Demarthl
the time to get my pants stuck to your ceiling using only 5 year old toothpicks and small children for stools

pr1983
lol demarthl

i meant how quickly u put the thread together...

Wolflet
hysterical

Wolflet
ummm i dont..and im soooo not lieing sick

SlipknoT
laughing uihg

Wolflet
if u know...then i dont want to know fear

Demarthl
i have a good sense of entertaining the crowd when im drunk thumb up
but i also get depressed that i have never succeeded with anything in my life and my partner hates me

atm im thinking about moving to US, maybe with slip, RG, or i might just latch on to Shellie, cos she loves me so..

at least the people on kmc care and pretend to care if they dont
it's a home in my bedroom
and im comfortable

Baylin
and just what is that supposed to mean? confused

Wolflet
it makes me think of naked dogs...

shellie
shifty

pr1983
What the f**k?

Baylin
Wolflet! eek! I'm disgusted, I thought you said you didnt like porn.... stick out tongue

pr1983
oh sweet jesus

MornGlory
i havent said this yet tonite...






Slipknot is my sexpot smokin'

SlipknoT
love kisses

shellie
well i have said this tonight and im gonna say it again....




im gonna beat ryans ass whip

wink

SlipknoT
Ok, do it now whwuior; I cant feel much sad *cowers ing fear*

Demarthl
i havent said this since last year


shiftyninja!
the shifty ninja is out there!

R0B
Shellie is probably watching porn right now shock

shellie
no...ill do it on my time wink the anticipation jof when just adds to the excitment

Wolflet
its not my fault dogs r always running around naked...

Wolflet
and im sure its through your bedroom window

R0B
How did you find that out? stick out tongue

SlipknoT
are iyuo going to hurt me? sad

Wolflet
spyware swank

shellie
wink


good night all , bed time for me . see ya around .

R0B
Wow, you would make a great spy cool

R0B
Night Shellie big grin Dont watch porn before you fall asleep stick out tongue

Demarthl
nigth dahling

SlipknoT
ow whatas thatn mean, dotrn hurt my pee peeweep

Wolflet
pee pee hysterical

SlipknoT
laughing out loud

MornGlory
in_love hug

SlipknoT
inlove

MornGlory
I wanna spank Ryan's ass... purrrrrr

Demarthl
no expression woah pimpin ma man thumb up

as us english would say: (loud as possible mind)

GET IN THERE MY SON!!!!!

SlipknoT
renske

SlipknoT
rock

Wolflet
omg...>.<

SlipknoT
What? stick out tongue

Wolflet
*locks u up in a dark room* o.o

R0B
Huh?

Demarthl
*spanks you no expression*

SlipknoT
I dont like it in here please let me outcry

Wolflet
Dem: o.o....dont make me get my bf to burn u...
Ryan: never evil face

SlipknoT
WHy? WHat did I do?cry

R0B
* eats a sandwhich and gives Ryan a sandwhich *

Wolflet
your being a baaaaad boy evil face

SlipknoT
How? What did I do?cry I dont like it in here!cry

Wolflet
*gives u flashlight* better?

SlipknoT
No, its wet in here sad Let me out! miffed

Wolflet
fine...*unlocks the door*

SlipknoT
Thanks! smile *quickly throws Karen in the cage and locks the door* evil face

Wolflet
hey! u bastard! TRAITOR!!!

SlipknoT
you locked me in there miffed

TheFilmProphet
*Runs in and saves Wolflet for no apparent reason*

Demarthl
OH i see!

it's a one way sexual tease now is it!!

well sod you and a pack of pies then!! Schmoll

SlipknoT
*breaks TFP's neck and Locks Karen back up*

TheFilmProphet
*Finds neck brace and saves Wolflet again*

SlipknoT
*Rips off TFP's head and throws Karen in the cage again*

TheFilmProphet
*Sews head back on and saves Wolflet again*

SlipknoT
Ok, you can stop no expression *puts Karen in cage again*

TheFilmProphet
*Walks back out of Slip's twisted thread*

Demarthl
*bars cage with uberness* TFP theres a damn fine Asian ass in the 'who thinks this chick is hot thread' and it moves! go check! stick out tongue

SlipknoT
tonight kicks ass

Demarthl
blink tonight? 9:33am ... daylight shining... crap weather as usual....
MOVE ME TO AMERICA ALREADY!

SlipknoT
Sure man, swim over

Demarthl
aHHHH"!!! ship my pc and im dandy, cant live without my crashing baby!!

SlipknoT
Can you throw it over here?

Wolflet
*bites the bars of the cage*

SlipknoT
*throws Karen some bread*

Wolflet
glare
im your slave now? miffed

Demarthl

SlipknoT
No, I just want you to stay in a cage, *gives Karen some meatballs*

Wolflet
*throws meatballs at u and Dem*

R0B
* gives Karen a playboy magazine * stick out tongue

Wolflet
i dont a playboy magazine...*rips it apart*

R0B
Sorry shock

Wolflet
i want a blanket

Demarthl
blink so early

R0B
confused

Wolflet
no expression

R0B
* gives Karen a blanket * no expression

Demarthl
trying to sleep here! disgust sheesh, no respect these days

Wolflet
thank u happy

Dem: glare

R0B
Now where is my dollar? big grin

MornGlory
cha ching yawn

Demarthl
disgust typical women its all in the sex dontgetit

Wolflet
*hands u $5* smile

Wolflet
*throws knife*
your just lucky im in a cage miffed

R0B
Thanks big grin * lets Karen out of the cell *

Demarthl
really no, it's not necessary!!

Wolflet
thank u big grin *tackles Dem and bites him* miffed 110

R0B
Ok now will you become my slave? raver

Demarthl
what have i told you about my genitals already no expression

Wolflet
depends on wut i have to do..

R0B
Nothing sex related no expression

Wolflet
goooooooooood
ok ill be your slave wink

Demarthl
blink

R0B
Ok cool, but what if I lied? wink Just kidding big grin

R0B
no expression

Wolflet
i would hurt u

R0B
I said just kidding!

Wolflet
i know stick out tongue

R0B
Ok so you have to do everything else I say stick out tongue

Wolflet
ok smile

Demarthl

Wolflet
um NO no expression
he would NEVER make me do that stick out tongue

R0B
no expression

Demarthl

Wolflet
stop quoting me cry

R0B
no expression

Wolflet
*hides behind rob*

R0B
Hes gone big grin

Wolflet
so am i bye

R0B
Night Karen big grin

Blind-Enemy
shifty
hmmmm i know

shellie
stick out tongue

Blind-Enemy
but i do , right? confused

JToTheP
eek! *sells tickets to fight*

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