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I was given this desk calender , Wild Words from Wild Women ,for christmas that im gonna share with you . Feel free to comment or quote 'famous' women as you want..

with that , i start .

Jan 1 , 2005

"We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives...
not looking for flaws, but for potential."

~Ellen Goodman, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist

Cool gifted.I would love to have one of those!Enjoy it Shellie!JM

thanks . i love this . its got some funny & seriousquotes from great women . some of the women quoted in this calender are Oprah Winfrey , Diana (Princess of Whales) , Jennifer Lopez , Mia Hamm , Cher , Elenor Roosevelt , Madonna and more .

That sounds cool!

let's see who we get tomorrow

*whispers* Its Wales.

damn typos

interesting...

January 2 , 2005


"Our marriage license turned out to be a learner's permit."

~Joan Rivers, the doyenne of dish

Humor.........it's a good thing.



-Martha Sterwart-


Oh yeah and



"They locked me up"


-Martha Stewart-

......she's raw.....


....I can't wait for a J-Lo quote.... .....that should be a real jewel of wisdom...

Steve > no doubt



January 3 , 2005


"Some guys make love like they were the only ones in the room , which i think is a holdover from when they were."

~Diane Nichols, comedian

Oh yes, perfect

she can be funny sometimes...but others , she sucks...

I'm really lmao now.

January 4 , 2005

"I am a national treasure."

~Sandra Bernhard, lippiest lady in show biz

Indeed you are shellie

awww...shucks...*blushes and smiles*

January 5 , 2005

"I'd like to get married again, but im afraid of that marital commitment----we're talking two,three years of my life."
~Laura Kennedy, a singular comic

.........luv her........

Joan Rivers.

Joan Rivers is loud and obnoxious

Yeah, she is.

Thats not funny its true...

January 6, 2005

"If sex is so personal, why are we expected to share it with someone else?"
~Lily Tomlin, grande dame of good humor

Lily is one of the best

January 7, 2005


"My mother always said dont marry for money, divorse for money."
~Wendy Liebman, whose comedy is showcased in the Smithsonian-affiliated Women's Musem in Dallas

Thats good advise shellie...

January 8, 2005


"Just when youve decided that guy you cant have is one in a million, remember, that means there are thirteen just like him in Los Angeles County alone."
~Angela Jones, actress

January 9, 2005


"I'm ambitious, but if I weren't as talented as I am ambitious, I would be a gross monstrosity."
~Madonna, the ever-evolving celebrity

that's debatable

nah, Madonna's alright

January 10, 2005

"What do you do after you are world-famous and nineteen or twenty and you have sat with prime ministers, kings and queens, the pope ?What do you do to keep your sanity?"
~Wilma Rudolph, the first female Olympian to win three gold medals

January 11, 2005

"I want to be great, or nothing."
~Louisa May Alcott, the big talent behind Little Women

January 11, 2005


"If you act like you know what you're doing, you can do anything you want, except neurosurgery."
~Sharon Stone, glamor girl

Well, what I usually do, after I'm done hanging out with the pope and stuff, is I usually pour myself a cup o' bacon grease and hang out on that there KMC movie forums! Right-o. M'kay.

M'kay

Sharon Stone's quote was classic!

yeah..not to bad .

January 13, 2005


"If you stick your head in the sand, your butt is in the air."
~Dr. Laura Schlessinger, syndicated radio shrink

a lady in my office said : not sure she is wise: but...

"it is just as easy to marry a guy with no money as it is to marry one with money"

..........

...very true...

very wise woman she is

January 14, 2005


"I pinched everyone's bottom. Why am I gonna stop at the prince?"
~Geri Halliwell, Spcie Girl, on prodding the posterior of Prince Charles at a charity event

Hahahaha Geri Halliwell. A wild woman.

Rabid maybe, wild no.

-AC

Compared to Elen Goodman and Elenor Roosevelt ,Geri Halliwell is a wild woman .

I'm from England, she's been on display here alot more than in the States. She is anything but wild.

-AC

i go back to my same comparison...compared to Elenor Roosevelt , Geri Halliwell is a 'wild woman' .

guess this a matter of opinion really

January 15, 2005

"Bulldogs have been known to fall on thier swords when confronted by my superior tenacity."
~Margaret Halsey, novelist

January16, 2005

"That sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous."
~Shana Alexander, news commentator

That's not true!

You dont make me nervous...

she said people...not wolves

January 17, 2005

"I wasnt born to be a fighter. The causes that I have fought for have invariably been causes that should have been gained by a delicate suggestion. Since they never were, I made myself into a fighter."
~Margaret Anderson, magazine editor of the early twentieth century

January 18, 2005

"More people should here me sing. I have a gift from God."
~Christina Aguilera, vocalist

January 19, 2005

"Ive made so many movies playing a hooker that they dont pay me in the regular way anymore. They just leave it on the dresser."
~Shirley Maclaine, seasoned film star

whoah

January 20, 2005

"I dont mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbra Striesand."
~Courtney Love, grunge girl turned society page seeker

class

who has class ? Courtney Love ?

i do

thats debatable

I dont think she meant the kind of class that has kids and a teacher!

January 20, 2005

"A real diva would never scream at her guest to get out. She would ask her assistants to make the guest get out. This is one of the rules of divadom."
~Donatella Versace, high society designer

why your so good looking i can feel u now

piss off steven

woah they really are wild words from a wild woman

Think I may update my sig.

January 22, 2005

"Im a real pussy cat , with an iron tail."
~Rona Barrett, gossip columnist

January 23, 2005

"Everything about me is fake...and Im perfect."
~Janice Dickinson,model, who so titled volume two of her autobiography

clapping

That last one is fabulous!! fab

Hey sweetie hug

hug hello kear-bear

January 24, 2005

"Great events make me quiet and calm; it is only trifles that irritate my nerves."
~Victoria, Queen of England

Meh.... she always had something to say

she does dosen't she my sweet big sis

i know your confused avp but she is my sis it was just one big joke she'll get over it

wat the fuk are u goin on about??

i don't know

January 25th, 2005


"Biological possibility and desire are not the same as biological need. Women have childbearing equipment. For them to choose not to use the equipment is no more blocking what is instinctive than it is for a man who, muscles or no, chooses not to be a weightlifter."
~Betty Rollins, journalist

January 26, 2005

"I hate flowers...I paint them because they're cheaper then models and they dont move."
~Georgia O'Keefe, production painter into her nineties

where are you getting these quotes?

i read that a few months ago...but you know how it is with my bad teenage memory these days... *knock knock*

its ok

shes good

January 27, 2005

"Character is what you know you are, not what others think you have."
~Marva Collins, inner-city educator

shes getting better

January 28, 2005

"I was born ostentatious. They will list my name in the dictionary someday. They will use 'Imeldific' to mean ostentatious extravagance."
~Imelda Marcos, former first lady of the Philippines

January 29, 2005

"Bragging is not an attractive trait, but lets be honest.
A man who catches a big fish doesnt go home through an alley."
~Ann Landers, the pundit of pithy advice

for yesterday....

January 30, 2005

"As soon as a woman thinks sufficiently fast, one calls it intuition."
~Barbro Alvings, Swedish social critic


and today....


January 31, 2005


"When you get rid of your chest, when you have less poitrine, people tend to take you more seriously."
~Jacqueline Bisset, not your typical wet T-shirt type

Soy una mujer silvestre.

February 1, 2005

"Im sure older guys are great lovers. But I just happen to like younger guys."
~Dottie West, country and western singer

you like younger guys shellie?

Mmmm...younger guys do have their appeal especially one i know.....

February 2, 2005

"Its not that I dont want to be a beauty, that I dont yearn to be dripping with glamour. Its just that I cant see how any woman find time to do to herself all the things that must apparently be done to make herself beautiful."
~Cornelia Otis Skinner, author and actor

and then some women dont have to do anything...

"Men arn't attracted to my mind!
They are attracted to what I dont mind..."

~Gypsy Rose Lee (1914 - 1970)

I like that one .


and from my calender...


February 3, 2005


"Ive gotten more VIPs into tights and codpieces than anyone in this country."
~Carol Alderman, leader of seminars on shakespearean power strategies

February 4, 2005

"The more I see of men, the more I like dogs."
~Clara Bow, randy vamp of the Roaring Twenties

February 5, 2005

" 'I love you' is always a quotation. You did did not say it first and neither did I, yest when you say it and when I say it we speak like savages who found three words and worship them."
~Jeanette Winterson, edgy experimental writer

That explains something....

February 6, 2005

"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong, and disposable."
~Cher, the eternal entertainer

February 7, 2005

"Only dead fish swim with the stream all the time."
~Linda Ellerbee, broadcast journalist

February 8, 2005

"Love wont be tampered with, love wont go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other."
~Louise Erdrich, Native American novelist

February 9, 2005

"Love and marriage go together like angel cake and anthrax."
~Julie Burchill, British journalist

doesnt it just!

February 10, 2005

"Some men admit they avoid confrontation (about breaking up) because they're afraid we'll cry. Of course we cry; we cry at Hallmark commercials. What they dont understand is that we're not crying because of them, we're crying becuase now we have to get naked in front of someone else."
~Cindy Chupack, TV writer

February 11, 2005

"I am as keen on divorce as I am on shopping."
~India Knight, chick lit creator

February 12, 2005

"If you're married for more then ten minutes, you're going to have to forgive somebody for something."
~Hillary Rodham Clinton, politician and wronged wife

Hilary rocks droolio

shes awesome indeed

February 13, 2005

"Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast'"
~Marlean Dietrich, movie legend

That's not wild.....

February 14, 2005

"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart."
~Melanie Griffith, role player, in the movie Milk Money

My blood started pumping for a second there....

ARC glad you enjoyed


before midnight hits...

February 15, 2005

"People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer(to fulfillment). Actually a job is better for me."
~Diana, Princess of Whales

That works for men too!

February 15, 2005

"You have to walk carefully in the begining of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they wont laugh if you trip."
~Willa Cather, Pulitzer Prize-winning writer

perfect

Febraury 17, 2005


"Why one man rather then another? You find yourself involved with a fellow for life just because he was the one that you met when you were nineteen."
~Simone de Beavoir, the philosopher who penned The Second Sex

dont know if i get that one

Febraury 19, 2005

"If I ever want to have an affair with a married man again, especially if he's the president, shoot me."
~Monica Lewinsky, former White House intern

skipped the 18th...so im putting it here as todays.

Febraury 18th, 2005

"The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is like a hunger--like eating. If a man cant get to a fancy restaurant, he'll go out to a hot dog stand."
~Joan Fontaine, Hollywood herione

February 20, 2005

"Its very disappointing and hurtful. How come nobody ever thought I had an affair with anyone?"
~Barbara Bush, former first lady

lol thats funny ^

that ones one of the funniest ones ive heard

I thought so to could you imagine, omg.

nobody can imagine that, thats why nobody ever dreamed of that happening

February 21, 2005

"The president of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow."
~Gracie Allen, stupendous straight woman

^ thats a horrible thought

and yet she has a point

ya unfortunately

for yesterday...

February 22, 2005

"Marriage is not just a spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash."
~Joyce Brothers, preeminent pop psychologist

today...

February 23, 2005

"I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the food chain."
~Judy Tenuta, stand-up comedian

February 24, 2005

"I've got my figure back after giving birth. Sad, I'd hoped to get somebody else's."
~Caroline Quentin, British TV talent

February 25, 2005

"A man when he is making up to anybody can be cordial and gallant and full of little attentions and all together charming. But when a man is really in love he cant help looking like a sheep."
~Agatha Christie, a genius of the whodunit genre

umm.....

sometime in the late 1800s

LET WOMEN VOTE!!!!

Alice Paul

and now, i continue my quest to have at least one post in every thread on the front page!

February 26, 2005

"Its not that marriage itself is bad; its the people we marry who give it a bad name."
~Terry McMillan, best-selling book author

yesterday...

February 27, 2005

"whats happening? I know Im not lesbian."
~Britney Spears, singer, after six months without a date

today...

"My fiance and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no-expense-spared reception, and what he wants is to break off our engagement."
~Sally Poplin, humorist

March 1, 2005

"Maybe women weren't at the Last Supper, but we're certainly going to be at the next one."
~Bella Abzug, a mover and a shaker in the women's movements of the sixties

It was the LAST supper, there won't be a next one...

haha i need a last supper

I was thinking the same thing when i read that one

anyways...todays...


March 2, 2005

"We are all born naked. Everything else is just drag, right? I often feel I am a gay man trapped in this body."
~Pamela Anderson, pneumatic actor