The NEW KMC band!

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barbarossa
Slipknot-Guitar
Me-Drums

As you can see we need more members! and don't get all pissy claiming this to be a ripoff of the other KMC bands, as you can see the progression of this idea in 'I got drums!" which I'm too lazy to post a link to.

Hey Slip, We still need a name.

SlipknoT
hmmmm, I need to think of a name



Oh dude Tired Hiker can play bass eek!

barbarossa
All Right! we need to ask him if he's in.

as for a name, how about "The KMC CrackWhores"?

Raven Guardia
*stabs BarBarossa with his drum stick* We already have a Band pissed MY BAND!!!!.

barbarossa
Don't be stabbin with my drumsticks! they are 45$ Vic Firths!

And our band Bitchslaps your band!

Raven Guardia
oh yeah ****er.....I was drummer to. And my Band so out rocks yours!

barbarossa
SURE........ and can we Please keep things PG-13? oh **** it never mind this ****ing **** mother ****ers!

SlipknoT
RG your band sucked, it was an all girl band and every all girl band I know pretty much sucks stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
you just cant think of any clever ideas of your own. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Raven Guardia
no it wasnt unless you had a sex change, cuase you and sniper were both my Guitar players

SlipknoT
What the f**k? no I wasnt, you didnt like me then, and wouldnt let me join

barbarossa
You tell 'Em!
Man we need a name!

Raven Guardia
dude, I always liked you as a friend. I started a Band, then some ******* copied me....then BarBar here started one....are you sure that other band wouldnt let you join? cause I would have let you.

SlipknoT
No, you didnt let me sad

How about Raw Meat?

R0B
Dude I was in her band for about 10 minutes shock

barbarossa
Sounds good. I believe our Raven-like friend is upset in our desision to start a new band, DESPITE the fact that she obviously has not read the "I got Drums!" thread.

SlipknoT
exactly wink

R0B
So it wasnt an all girl band right? big grin

BloodBird
ill sing big grin

Raven Guardia
I hate you guys sad

SlipknoT
Sorry man thats taken by me wink

SlipknoT
aba doaba doo?cry

Dwarfdude
-Raises hand-
I'm the vocals for my band...


As for a name, how about......

Bring Out Your Dead
Inaction
When Glory Failed
Melted Gold
Fallen Wings

Shitty eh?

Dwarfdude
Ah......Vocals taken. NVM!

Raven Guardia
cry

SlipknoT
weep

barbarossa
.....?

Raven Guardia
your mean sad

I have a name for your band

'The Shag ****'

Dwarfdude
*Frued glasses* I'm sensing some animosity between you two, R.G. and Slip.

SlipknoT
aga boo wee ag sad

Raven Guardia
yeah, he is not being very nice. I made the Very First KMC rock band. and his making fun of it.....NOT very nice slip pissed.

barbarossa
Out of curiosity, WTF are you guys saying?

barbarossa
You started it....

SlipknoT
pee po baa hum dee doo la goo goo sad sad sad

drunk_nazgul
... hey, guess what?

I don't need your band, Slip! eek!

SlipknoT
Yea! smokin'

Raven Guardia
Slip say hello to the pound you EX pet

Dwarfdude
-Blink- Ahhh........I.........see?

Slip?

BloodBird
umm a band usually has two or more singers DUH not one essentioal one wink

SlipknoT
shock No!

SlipknoT
Not Slipknot or Slayer wink

SlipknoT
Whats that supposed to mean! miffed

BloodBird
WELL I AM BACKUP SINGER *****

drunk_nazgul
HAHAHAHA!
*plugs up guitar and serenades Slip*

Nobody likes the way you copy threads...
Especially the ones made by brunettes
Cause SlipknoT is a name that's been taken
You think we like it but you're mistaken!

SlipknoT
*shuves a drumstick through your eye*

barbarossa
Go hide in your box. oh wait, YOU CAN'T (your location)

RaventheOnly
*drums of war beat* mad

Raven Guardia
you said it girl!

by the way I have the picture you asked for

barbarossa
If its going to be war between the bands, Then BRING IT!

Dwarfdude
*shoves. Not shuve.

Raven Guardia
*slaps you across the face* THE SHAPE UP FLEA BAG mad

SlipknoT
hitler

Raven Guardia
its already been broughten pissed

BloodBird
OK THEN I AM THE BACKUP SINGERM THEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM THE BACKUP SINGER AND THAT IS THAT!!!!!!! wink

barbarossa
Dats Cool.

barbarossa
No it Has'nt!

SlipknoT
AND YOU GUYS GOT SERVED!band

SlipknoT
ouchcry what did I docry

barbarossa
Thats a burn if I ever smelt one! rock

drunk_nazgul
Thankees RG! love It's perfect.

Who wants another song!?

Oh, BloodBird, your name's so gross
And it's not long 'fore you go "adios"
So please, sing as backup for Slip
Cause he needs one while he takes a trip!

*shoves (not shuves) Slip into the recording booth* Do your worst! stick out tongue

Raven Guardia
you dont have any idea what severed means yet.

BloodBird
u know their should be a girl rock band and a boy rock bnand that or a 8 member girl/boy rock kmc band wink

Raven Guardia
I had a co-ed rock band, we had an Awesome name too. But slip has to be a whiner like Sun Ce and complian.

barbarossa
Man, You are MEAN.

SlipknoT
shock you didnt just say that! well I'm just saying our band is better, what was your band called

Raven Guardia
like thanks, I accomplished my goal happy

SlipknoT
No.

Raven Guardia
My band rocked,....and it was called the Silver Flames. Because I like fire.

drunk_nazgul
And so, SlipknoT ignores me and goes on being oblivious to the fact that he can't make a better band than RG! laughing out loud

barbarossa
SON OF A *****!!!!! wait, did you say "like"?

SlipknoT
well the my band can actually play instruments

RaventheOnly
mad

I got the bass mad

http://members.cox.net/johnahamill/armorrail.jpg

barbarossa
four words. Violin Playing Snow Ball.

barbarossa
....... Theres no need to be bustin out Big Berthas!

SlipknoT
Well Dimebag darrell is in our band http://www-cchs.ccsd.k12.wy.us/cchs_web/internet/watt/twhour07/abaken/dime_2.jpg

BloodBird
RG CAN I JOIN UR BAND AS A BACKUP SINGER erm sly

SlipknoT
Silver Flames?confused

barbarossa
Traitor.

drunk_nazgul
Awww... you had to look in the rotting corpse section for your members, which sounds sick... But now I feel like we have a challenger! eek!

And at least I can actually play my instruments in a fashion that can be understandable! laughing

SlipknoT
har har har, aside from the skin flute what do you play?

barbarossa
It usually takes 3-4 years for a embalmed corps to rot.

Raven Guardia
Sure BB

Slip > burn in hell

Raven Guardia
well, duh. I was being Sarcastic roll eyes (sarcastic)

SlipknoT
We also have Mick from SLipnkot in our band http://soulknot1.free.fr/Photos/Mick%20Thompson/1.jpg

barbarossa
SURE........ I believe you. now THAT was sarcasm wink

drunk_nazgul
You freak... sick

I do play in HS band.
I don't want to confuse you with the actual names of the instruments... but... French horn, trombone, baritone, and mellophone.
And anyone can play a drum.

AND... the guy was already rotting when he was alive. Festering old man.

barbarossa
he another backup?

SlipknoT
Dont talk about dimebag like that, he was 10 times more talented than you will ever be. Oh yea you can really rock with a french horn roll eyes (sarcastic)

SlipknoT
Yea man cool

BloodBird
sry barbosa but i do not want to be part of a wannabe kmc band that is challenging the obviouslt supiorier original kmc band andrg

TY RG big grin

barbarossa
read B/W the lines ::holds up index, middle and ring fingers.

SlipknoT
They are pussy rock, we ar death metal


Us > Them no expression

drunk_nazgul
Yeah, your little corpse has more talent than me on a guitar, right?

And you mean you actually know what a F.horn is? *gasp* I think we have a genius here, you guys!
Ever listened to one, Slip? Who cares if it's a concert instrument? It's more than I can say for you.

barbarossa
At least he doesnt listen to Switchfoot.

SlipknoT
Heres a quarter, meet me outside in 5 minutes You might as well get a head start on life. wink

drunk_nazgul
Poor guy never got to hear Switchfoot? At least he never had to hear you guys play some noise.

And I don't know what the Heck you're talking about, SlipknoT.

SlipknoT
You listen to Switchfoot?hysterical

barbarossa
I got to hear it, And I think its a terribal waste of soundwaves. it's honestly worse then Creed.

SlipknoT
Well all Christian rock sucks wink

Ronny
'The Ripoffs ' schmoll

drunk_nazgul
I hope you guys sound more like Metallica than whatever I think you're gonna sound like.

I always had a thing for Creed... I don't like to put my favorite bands in a top ten list. They were both good for me.

There's nothing wrong with some good music among the terrible nails/chalkboard combo of your band. yes

barbarossa
Well, If you like Religious/Teeniebopper rock that your problem.

SlipknoT
You do realize this is a fake band right no expression

SlipknoT
you guys are soft rock and we're death metal

drunk_nazgul
A fake band... death metal... laughing Got that right!!! Death by metal when I hear your fakeness.

SlipknoT
he he he, your the next Jim Carry no expression

drunk_nazgul
He's about to die. He looks like a troubled old man...

Wait, I was describing you, Slip.

SlipknoT
I'm 16 no expression

Ronny
im just the tech man stick out tongue

drunk_nazgul
Wow. How did you get to look so old?

SlipknoT
no expression

drunk_nazgul
Oh, you frown a lot, right?

And you bang your head til you get a concussion. I do that too. So you have no reason to call me soft rock.

SlipknoT
WHat the **** are you talking about?

drunk_nazgul
Ar.... nevermind.

SlipknoT
ok then...

drunk_nazgul
ar... on with the bad music.

SlipknoT
We didnt make any music no expression

drunk_nazgul
Leave it to you guys. stick out tongue

SlipknoT
What the f**k?

drunk_nazgul
Okay, go do something fake now. Byebye.

SlipknoT
thumb up

BloodBird
slipknot is horrable but not as horrable as ALEXIS ON FIRE WHO SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SlipknoT
Go back to your shitty Good CHarlotte

R0B
What the f*ck?

BloodBird
ood charlotte hahaqhahahahhahahaha i bet u'd lkike ":them" hysterical HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hysterical u stink

barbarossa
EEW! who listens to those pieces of shit-wannabes?

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