The NEW KMC band!
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barbarossa
Slipknot-Guitar
Me-Drums
As you can see we need more members! and don't get all pissy claiming this to be a ripoff of the other KMC bands, as you can see the progression of this idea in 'I got drums!" which I'm too lazy to post a link to.
Hey Slip, We still need a name.
SlipknoT
hmmmm, I need to think of a name
Oh dude Tired Hiker can play bass
barbarossa
All Right! we need to ask him if he's in.
as for a name, how about "The KMC CrackWhores"?
Raven Guardia
*stabs BarBarossa with his drum stick* We already have a Band pissed MY BAND!!!!.
barbarossa
Don't be stabbin with my drumsticks! they are 45$ Vic Firths!
And our band Bitchslaps your band!
Raven Guardia
oh yeah ****er.....I was drummer to. And my Band so out rocks yours!
barbarossa
SURE........ and can we Please keep things PG-13? oh **** it never mind this ****ing **** mother ****ers!
SlipknoT
RG your band sucked, it was an all girl band and every all girl band I know pretty much sucks
Raven Guardia
you just cant think of any clever ideas of your own.
Raven Guardia
no it wasnt unless you had a sex change, cuase you and sniper were both my Guitar players
SlipknoT
no I wasnt, you didnt like me then, and wouldnt let me join
barbarossa
You tell 'Em!
Man we need a name!
Raven Guardia
dude, I always liked you as a friend. I started a Band, then some ******* copied me....then BarBar here started one....are you sure that other band wouldnt let you join? cause I would have let you.
SlipknoT
No, you didnt let me
How about Raw Meat?
R0B
Dude I was in her band for about 10 minutes shock
barbarossa
Sounds good. I believe our Raven-like friend is upset in our desision to start a new band, DESPITE the fact that she obviously has not read the "I got Drums!" thread.
SlipknoT
exactly
R0B
So it wasnt an all girl band right?
BloodBird
ill sing
Raven Guardia
I hate you guys
SlipknoT
Sorry man thats taken by me
SlipknoT
aba doaba doo?cry
Dwarfdude
-Raises hand-
I'm the vocals for my band...
As for a name, how about......
Bring Out Your Dead
Inaction
When Glory Failed
Melted Gold
Fallen Wings
Shitty eh?
Dwarfdude
Ah......Vocals taken. NVM!
Raven Guardia
your mean
I have a name for your band
'The Shag ****'
Dwarfdude
*Frued glasses* I'm sensing some animosity between you two, R.G. and Slip.
SlipknoT
aga boo wee ag
Raven Guardia
yeah, he is not being very nice. I made the Very First KMC rock band. and his making fun of it.....NOT very nice slip pissed.
barbarossa
Out of curiosity, WTF are you guys saying?
barbarossa
You started it....
drunk_nazgul
... hey, guess what?
I don't need your band, Slip!
SlipknoT
Yea!
Raven Guardia
Slip say hello to the pound you EX pet
Dwarfdude
-Blink- Ahhh........I.........see?
Slip?
BloodBird
umm a band usually has two or more singers DUH not one essentioal one
SlipknoT
Not Slipknot or Slayer
SlipknoT
Whats that supposed to mean!
BloodBird
WELL I AM BACKUP SINGER *****
drunk_nazgul
HAHAHAHA!
*plugs up guitar and serenades Slip*
Nobody likes the way you copy threads...
Especially the ones made by brunettes
Cause SlipknoT is a name that's been taken
You think we like it but you're mistaken!
SlipknoT
*shuves a drumstick through your eye*
barbarossa
Go hide in your box. oh wait, YOU CAN'T (your location)
RaventheOnly
*drums of war beat*
Raven Guardia
you said it girl!
by the way I have the picture you asked for
barbarossa
If its going to be war between the bands, Then BRING IT!
Dwarfdude
*shoves. Not shuve.
Raven Guardia
*slaps you across the face* THE SHAPE UP FLEA BAG
Raven Guardia
its already been broughten pissed
BloodBird
OK THEN I AM THE BACKUP SINGERM THEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM THE BACKUP SINGER AND THAT IS THAT!!!!!!!
SlipknoT
AND YOU GUYS GOT SERVED!band
SlipknoT
ouchcry what did I docry
barbarossa
Thats a burn if I ever smelt one!
drunk_nazgul
Thankees RG!
It's perfect.
Who wants another song!?
Oh, BloodBird, your name's so gross
And it's not long 'fore you go "adios"
So please, sing as backup for Slip
Cause he needs one while he takes a trip!
*shoves (not shuves) Slip into the recording booth* Do your worst!
Raven Guardia
you dont have any idea what severed means yet.
BloodBird
u know their should be a girl rock band and a boy rock bnand that or a 8 member girl/boy rock kmc band
Raven Guardia
I had a co-ed rock band, we had an Awesome name too. But slip has to be a whiner like Sun Ce and complian.
barbarossa
Man, You are MEAN.
SlipknoT
shock you didnt just say that! well I'm just saying our band is better, what was your band called
Raven Guardia
like thanks, I accomplished my goal
Raven Guardia
My band rocked,....and it was called the Silver Flames. Because I like fire.
drunk_nazgul
And so, SlipknoT ignores me and goes on being oblivious to the fact that he can't make a better band than RG!
barbarossa
SON OF A *****!!!!! wait, did you say "like"?
SlipknoT
well the my band can actually play instruments
RaventheOnly
I got the bass
http://members.cox.net/johnahamill/armorrail.jpg
barbarossa
four words. Violin Playing Snow Ball.
barbarossa
....... Theres no need to be bustin out Big Berthas!
SlipknoT
Well Dimebag darrell is in our band http://www-cchs.ccsd.k12.wy.us/cchs_web/internet/watt/twhour07/abaken/dime_2.jpg
BloodBird
RG CAN I JOIN UR BAND AS A BACKUP SINGER
sly
SlipknoT
Silver Flames?confused
drunk_nazgul
Awww... you had to look in the rotting corpse section for your members, which sounds sick... But now I feel like we have a challenger!
And at least I can actually play my instruments in a fashion that can be understandable!
SlipknoT
har har har, aside from the skin flute what do you play?
barbarossa
It usually takes 3-4 years for a embalmed corps to rot.
Raven Guardia
Sure BB
Slip > burn in hell
Raven Guardia
well, duh. I was being Sarcastic
SlipknoT
We also have Mick from SLipnkot in our band http://soulknot1.free.fr/Photos/Mick%20Thompson/1.jpg
barbarossa
SURE........ I believe you. now THAT was sarcasm
drunk_nazgul
You freak...
I do play in HS band.
I don't want to confuse you with the actual names of the instruments... but... French horn, trombone, baritone, and mellophone.
And anyone can play a drum.
AND... the guy was already rotting when he was alive. Festering old man.
barbarossa
he another backup?
SlipknoT
Dont talk about dimebag like that, he was 10 times more talented than you will ever be. Oh yea you can really rock with a french horn
SlipknoT
Yea man
BloodBird
sry barbosa but i do not want to be part of a wannabe kmc band that is challenging the obviouslt supiorier original kmc band andrg
TY RG
barbarossa
read B/W the lines ::holds up index, middle and ring fingers.
SlipknoT
They are pussy rock, we ar death metal
Us > Them
drunk_nazgul
Yeah, your little corpse has more talent than me on a guitar, right?
And you mean you actually know what a F.horn is? *gasp* I think we have a genius here, you guys!
Ever listened to one, Slip? Who cares if it's a concert instrument? It's more than I can say for you.
barbarossa
At least he doesnt listen to Switchfoot.
SlipknoT
Heres a quarter, meet me outside in 5 minutes You might as well get a head start on life.
drunk_nazgul
Poor guy never got to hear Switchfoot? At least he never had to hear you guys play some noise.
And I don't know what the Heck you're talking about, SlipknoT.
SlipknoT
You listen to Switchfoot?hysterical
barbarossa
I got to hear it, And I think its a terribal waste of soundwaves. it's honestly worse then Creed.
SlipknoT
Well all Christian rock sucks
Ronny
'The Ripoffs ' schmoll
drunk_nazgul
I hope you guys sound more like Metallica than whatever I think you're gonna sound like.
I always had a thing for Creed... I don't like to put my favorite bands in a top ten list. They were both good for me.
There's nothing wrong with some good music among the terrible nails/chalkboard combo of your band.
barbarossa
Well, If you like Religious/Teeniebopper rock that your problem.
SlipknoT
You do realize this is a fake band right
SlipknoT
you guys are soft rock and we're death metal
drunk_nazgul
A fake band... death metal...
Got that right!!! Death by metal when I hear your fakeness.
SlipknoT
he he he, your the next Jim Carry
drunk_nazgul
He's about to die. He looks like a troubled old man...
Wait, I was describing you, Slip.
SlipknoT
I'm 16
Ronny
im just the tech man
drunk_nazgul
Wow. How did you get to look so old?
drunk_nazgul
Oh, you frown a lot, right?
And you bang your head til you get a concussion. I do that too. So you have no reason to call me soft rock.
SlipknoT
WHat the **** are you talking about?
drunk_nazgul
Ar.... nevermind.
drunk_nazgul
ar... on with the bad music.
SlipknoT
We didnt make any music
drunk_nazgul
Leave it to you guys.
drunk_nazgul
Okay, go do something fake now. Byebye.
BloodBird
slipknot is horrable but not as horrable as ALEXIS ON FIRE WHO SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SlipknoT
Go back to your shitty Good CHarlotte
BloodBird
ood charlotte hahaqhahahahhahahaha i bet u'd lkike ":them" hysterical HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! hysterical u stink
barbarossa
EEW! who listens to those pieces of shit-wannabes?
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