Your Horoscope
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silver_tears
Who wants to know their sexual horoscope

Just tell me your sign

monkeyspoon
hell yes, I'm a virgo.
silver_tears
Aquarius
As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out!
Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body, and which is more important, is also with the Water Bearer. A lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free.
JToTheP
Gemini, this will be good.

shellie

aries
silver_tears
Shellie got lucky cry
shellie

luck has nottin to do with it suga'
shellie

what ?
silver_tears
nothing

I wanna be an aries droolio
shellie
i can teach you

silver_tears
You should open a school

JToTheP
Me>>>Shellie!
j/k!
Gemini still>>>>Aries...

*evil laughter*
shellie
...and only select few shall be permited

JToTheP
*Opens a Hall-O-Gemini-Rule-All University*

shellie
John >
Irene > damn right diva
silver_tears
I'll post those two when I get home
I'm Pisces too

CherryPie
Libra give it to me baby
and a bit of scorpio to give it a touch

Jackie Malfoy
My twin sister is into that sort of thing I am force to listen to her read ours every day.Why oh why do we have to be twins?JM
Syren
Scorpio fab Of course.....
dean7879
im leo the mighty lion
Syren
Rowr!

CherryPie
I love scorpios for some reason they are all sexual beings
I am some what in the cusp of Libra scorpio October 20th baby the birth of me and snoop dogg
CherryPie
your a cappy
wow thats ok...I guess *whistles*
Syren
Capricorn's suck

My ex boyf was a Capricorn, and Scottish furious
R0B
Well thank you

CherryPie
thats reassuring
how about libras
although i'm a girl what do you think of them?
R0B
Libras are cool. Apperently they dont suck like capricorns...
CherryPie
you know I share my birthday with snoop dogg?
that makes me feel superior

§pearhead
oh boy, I feel enriched

NyC-gUrL
oh yeah fab
scorpio's unite, girlfriend!
R0B
Scorpions are cooler than scorpios
CherryPie
it's the same thing thats where they got the name
I will do all the scorpios
they are hot *tsss*
R0B
I know, but the ANIMAL scorpion is cooler than the HUMAN
CherryPie
AHHH i see said the blind man as I'm peeing in the wind it's all coming back to me now *teehee*
Gaca
Gemini
The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?

R0B
Yeah being a capricorn sucks. I wish they made a zodiac sign called Rob

silver_tears
Pisces
The sign of the Fish rules the House of the Unconscious, which says a lot about the world that Pisceans live in. A dreamy state is very attractive to these folks, one where some delicious secrets are hidden from their lover, only to be sprung upon them at the right moment. The Fish enjoys alternating between conscious and unconscious states, the better to develop a romance in their vivid minds. When it's back to earth, Pisceans are selfless and intuitive and love to serve their lover. Showering a partner with exquisite fantasies and other sweet things becomes a blissful state for both. The emotions of the Fish run deep and can be rather erotic if their lover knows how to release them. Those born under this Water sign can flow like a river and have a sensitive and spiritual nature, which can be quite alluring.
CherryPie
LIBRAS KICK ASS
talk to me and i will hump you

R0B
Wow the capricorn sucks. Im nothing like that. Zodiac signs arnt always true
silver_tears
Have you ever had sex Rob?

Don't be too sure

CherryPie
OUCH! that was a BURN! *runs*
R0B
No

silver_tears
Well then how would you know?

Does that not sounds anything like you?

CherryPie
I want to laugh but i can't *busts out laughing*
R0B
Because that dosnt sound to much like me

furryman
yeah baby! flirt flowing mane
Napalm
thats me

CherryPie
leo are OK
they aint my slice of pie
geminis and scorpios are my treat

Napalm
What about aquis?

CherryPie
eh
my ex was an aquarius
key word: EX BOYFREIND
CherryPie
why are you smiling I dumped him
(but I love YOU)
Baby Beast Boy7
good for u for lovin him

CherryPie
you bad boy *brings out whip*
CherryPie
is it wrong to think that freddy crueger is sexy?
Baby Beast Boy7
uh oh, am i the bad boy?
*gets ready to run*
Baby Beast Boy7
*gulps*
AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!
*run's like hell*
Napalm
Nah

CherryPie
you like that do you?

Napalm
Ohh yea

Napalm
Anybody wanna meet a naughty Aquarian
Noah
im a Pisces so tell me my horoscope
SeptemberRain
Pisces rock!!
Baylin
Scorpio...

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