Your Horoscope

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Who wants to know their sexual horoscope eek!
Just tell me your sign smokin'

dave123
Aquarian baby!

monkeyspoon
hell yes, I'm a virgo.

Tptmanno1
...Leo.....

shangheid
taurus

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Aquarius

As befits an Air sign, Aquarians tend to approach sex via the mind. If they can share and discuss their thoughts with their lover, matters in bed will be greatly enhanced. Their natural curiosity will also lead them to experiment with creative play between the sheets, so watch out!

Pushing the envelope is a natural response for these folks, and they'll continually test the waters for ever greater pleasures. A delicious mystery lurks beneath the surface of these oft-controlled souls, and the lover who can call their bluff is in for a wild ride. The issue of mind vs. body, and which is more important, is also with the Water Bearer. A lover who can convince them of the pleasure principle will set this sexual being free.

MornGlory
Sagitarius

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JToTheP
Gemini, this will be good. stick out tongue

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naughty

shellie
happy aries

JToTheP
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek! big grin Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

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Shellie got lucky cry

Ronny
*grunts* glare

JToTheP
cool Gemini>>>>all!

laughing eek! big grin rolling on floor laughing

shellie
smokin' luck has nottin to do with it suga'

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schmoll

shellie
confused what ?

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nothing laughing out loud I wanna be an aries droolio

shellie
i can teach you shifty

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You should open a school smokin'

JToTheP
Me>>>Shellie! eek!

j/k! laughing out loud

Gemini still>>>>Aries...

shifty laughing *evil laughter*

shellie
...and only select few shall be permited wink

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I'm in diva

JToTheP
*Opens a Hall-O-Gemini-Rule-All University*

cool laughing out loud

shellie
John > laughing out loud

Irene > damn right diva

Dirty Vader
I'm cancer

§ā®äµ
Im a pisces

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I'll post those two when I get home big grin

I'm Pisces too cool

CherryPie
Libra give it to me baby

and a bit of scorpio to give it a touchwink

Jackie Malfoy
My twin sister is into that sort of thing I am force to listen to her read ours every day.Why oh why do we have to be twins?JM

*Danii*
I'm capricorn.

SJS
libra

T.M
Gemini

Syren
Scorpio fab Of course.....

dean7879
im leo the mighty lion

Syren
Rowr! laughing out loud

CherryPie
I love scorpios for some reason they are all sexual beings

I am some what in the cusp of Libra scorpio October 20th baby the birth of me and snoop dogg

R0B
Capricorn

CherryPie
your a cappy

wow thats ok...I guess *whistles*

Syren
Capricorn's suck mad My ex boyf was a Capricorn, and Scottish furious

R0B
Well thank you no expression

CherryPie
thats reassuring

how about libras

although i'm a girl what do you think of them?

R0B
Libras are cool. Apperently they dont suck like capricorns...

CherryPie
you know I share my birthday with snoop dogg?

that makes me feel superior big grin

R0B
Haha! Really?

§pearhead
oh boy, I feel enriched blink

NyC-gUrL
oh yeah fab

scorpio's unite, girlfriend!

R0B
Scorpions are cooler than scorpios

CherryPie
it's the same thing thats where they got the name roll eyes (sarcastic)

I will do all the scorpios

they are hot *tsss*

R0B
I know, but the ANIMAL scorpion is cooler than the HUMAN

CherryPie
AHHH i see said the blind man as I'm peeing in the wind it's all coming back to me now *teehee*

Gaca
Gemini

The Twins aren't asking for much, just someone who will stimulate their mind for a great time. Of course, those mental hijinks need to have a bit of follow-through, so a lover with variety on their mind will score a perfect 10. That said, a quickie in the back seat of a fast car is just what the doctor ordered on some days. Face it, this sign is versatile! Most of all, though, sex is a mental sport for Gemini. The act begins in the head and works its way down and around. Gemini is always in search of the perfect lover and the perfect sexual experience. Once they (hopefully) find it, they will want, and give, stimulation to all the senses, for sight, sound and touch are all important. Bottom line: The Twins want something different and something complete. Not too much to ask, right?

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R0B
Yeah being a capricorn sucks. I wish they made a zodiac sign called Rob no expression

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Pisces

The sign of the Fish rules the House of the Unconscious, which says a lot about the world that Pisceans live in. A dreamy state is very attractive to these folks, one where some delicious secrets are hidden from their lover, only to be sprung upon them at the right moment. The Fish enjoys alternating between conscious and unconscious states, the better to develop a romance in their vivid minds. When it's back to earth, Pisceans are selfless and intuitive and love to serve their lover. Showering a partner with exquisite fantasies and other sweet things becomes a blissful state for both. The emotions of the Fish run deep and can be rather erotic if their lover knows how to release them. Those born under this Water sign can flow like a river and have a sensitive and spiritual nature, which can be quite alluring.

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Storm
I read nothing new.

CherryPie
LIBRAS KICK ASS

talk to me and i will hump you laughing

R0B
Wow the capricorn sucks. Im nothing like that. Zodiac signs arnt always true

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Have you ever had sex Rob? eek!
Don't be too sure ninja

CherryPie
OUCH! that was a BURN! *runs*

R0B
No no expression

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Well then how would you know? confused
Does that not sounds anything like you? stick out tongue

CherryPie
I want to laugh but i can't *busts out laughing*

R0B
Because that dosnt sound to much like me confused

furryman
yeah baby! flirt flowing mane

Baby Beast Boy7
cool

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cool

Napalm
thats me shifty

CherryPie
leo are OK

they aint my slice of pie

geminis and scorpios are my treatwink

Napalm
What about aquis? shifty

CherryPie
eh

my ex was an aquarius miffed

key word: EX BOYFREIND

Baby Beast Boy7
lol

Napalm
big grin

CherryPie
why are you smiling I dumped him

(but I love YOU)

Baby Beast Boy7
good for u for lovin him stick out tongue

Napalm
evil face

CherryPie
you bad boy *brings out whip*

CherryPie
is it wrong to think that freddy crueger is sexy?

Baby Beast Boy7
uh oh, am i the bad boy?

*gets ready to run*

CherryPie
yes you are

Baby Beast Boy7
*gulps*

AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!

*run's like hell*

Napalm
Nah evil face

CherryPie
you like that do you? evil face

Napalm
Ohh yea shifty

Baby Beast Boy7
laughing out loud

SJS
kool !!!

Napalm
Anybody wanna meet a naughty Aquarian

Noah
im a Pisces so tell me my horoscope

SeptemberRain
Pisces rock!!

Baylin
Scorpio... shifty

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