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I've been off the puta' for a couple of days cus I smashed my fingers up pretty bad when a tool fell on my hand on Monday. Fingers are still very swollen but not throbing as bad as they were. Can't stop and chat tonight either cus the footy is on and I think, I THIIIIINK I may be getting drunk tonight.

Here's bonus question....have any of you tried to swing a hammer with your left (opposite if your a south paw) when you've hurt your good hand? I was flailing it about like a big girl. How embarrasing.

(I am open for wuz and kisses better from all the ladies over this hurt hand BTW )

Poor Mech.

*hug, hug, kiss, kiss*
http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/love/luvlove.gif

Hey man, you watch out next time okay. I cut my arm with a hand saw a few months back.... not nice.... but at least I could work with it again after they stitched me up again.

You clutz

Thats ToMacco.

Bags of sympathy there.

Oh, I'm just kidding.

*starts up Tomacco Slapping machine*

*hides To's helmet*

*runs like hell*

*dives on ToMacco, wraps him in duck tape*

Got him.

But I was going to use my lightsabre *sob*

*mumbles "uh-oh" through duct tape*

ow well,... where's Texas?

Bring him on. I've got lots of tape.

*holds ToMacco down with foot on neck*

"mmmmm! mmmmmmmm!m m mmmmmmmmmmmm!"

Can I rip it off his legs?

are we waxing him???

Poor Mech, you should soak your hand in some hot water with Epson salt.



*hug, Hug, kiss, kiss*

That's a little gayish.

Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers and since I don't see any horns on him....

*Gundy rips tape of my mouth*

I think so too.

*Gundy puts tape back on*

I think someones jealous!!!!

Someone is?

Gueeq gets turned on by seeing queers on steers!

Gueeq maybe yes.... whoever he is.

Opps, I'm sorry queer, Oh, I mean queeq! Dont you hate it when you mix up your letters!!

we are used that you mess it up

Eta me!!

Eta me?
Are we supposed to drop a bomb on you now?

*kisses Mech's booboo*

*brings in more duct tape for Gundy*

This thread sure got off topic quick huh?

I hate to sound thick Keo, but what is a booboo?

Man I've got a hangover this morning. Seems I remember making an arse of myself again last night, will I ever learn?

I think this drinking in the week thing is a little sadistic of me as I know its gonna be hell the day after. Could this be a self destructive streak that I have or do you think I could be classed as a self harmer?

Anyhoo thats a lorra lorra questions for you all to ponder over, but expect full written answers from all of you when I come online later after college.

Toodle-oo.

sends lots of hugs and kisses for the injured partiies on da board!

Sexat, you're forgiven.

I don't know what you are saying.

I've just read back queeq and I think you may of misunderstood when I said "dropped a tool" on my hand. We aren't talking a spanner or something little, I'm talking about a 750kg press tool which tipped over and I decided, being Superman, that I'd grab it and stop it from falling of the fork lift. I did stop it falling off, however I did this by getting my hand stuck underneath it. I had to actually call for a couple of the lads to help tilt the bloody thing off my fingers and when I did blood starting peeing out everywhere.

That's horrible!!!
It must be hell typng with only your left stub!

And in what way did I misunderstand, mech? Judging by your injuries it sounded bad enough. All I said was to be careful. And my comparison with the hand saw injury wasn't too odd. I had a huge gap in my arm, the saw just suddenly bent real hard, I'm jlucky I didn't cut any muscles, but it was deep.

When you said "saw" I automatically thought your were talking about hand-tool related injuries.

A press tool I made a few years back had big setting stops on it to make sure it didn't go down too far. When we delivered it to the customer he and one of his employees lifted the top off to have a quick look and then put it back on between them. Unfortunately he got his finger caught between the setting stop and just the weight of the top of the tool sheared off the end of his finger! I was freaky when he took off his glove and the end of a finger dropped out.