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1. You have sexy back hair
2. can i suck that zit?
3. I think your granpa's sexy
4. I hate Sex!
5. I'm a hermaphrodite
6. Do you think your grandma is interested in me?
7. I love SNOW!
8. periods rock
9. Johnny Depp is ugly
10. Michael Jackson is way sexier than usher
11. I want to spank your dads ass
12. I have been to the OTHER SIDE!
13. yeah, I'll swallow, it taste f*cken awesome
14. Your grandma sounds sexy on the toilet
15. I have herpes and it's awesome!
16. Hey is that your boyfreind? Send up to my room when your done
17. REM is the best band ever
18. The red hot chili peppers suck
19. I never masturbate
20. Richard Simmons has a sexy ass
21. I love SCHOOL
22. Hey, can I pluck that?
23. Yeah it's cool you touch my boyfreinds nuts
24. I hate driving, walking kicks ass

ENJOY!

That's not weird.

you don't find that funny

would you ever say stuff like that

it's stuff people would NEVER say

you don't think so frosty?

But i'm not sarcastic, remebmer? hint. hint...

actually i could agree about some of those

honestly? im lmao, but i must try and impress those who have no pesonalities ( no ofense everyone else on kmc )

lol thats funny

I've heard of people saying some of those things before...but they were being sarcastic...

i think there f**king hilarious ... and i would NEVER say any of them!

maybe the grandpa one....

see you guys have a sense of humor and i love it *blows kisses*

I'm the queen of sarcasm btw

(to a girl, on just meeting her) "I play Warhammer"

the period one got me... if i ever heard any girl say that they'd get a kick... periods are hell!

or to ANYONE at any point in your life

Then i must be the king

"i like to drink pus."

Why would saying " johnny Depp is ugly " be something that people wouldnt say?

because you shouldnt lie... its not polite

will you iron my back flab?

ewww

thats icky

I shaved my grandpa's ass and it was good

I know...I hate Johnny Depp...

Johnny Depp is ugly, there Im a bad person now...

(question mark)

Yeah, but I actually happen to like snow...

but... its so cold...

Lots of people like snow...

i just dont like the frost bite it gives me... blue fingers are not attractive!

frost bite? now, i know you meant frosty beverage.

yes i get blue fingers from frosty beverages all the time!?!

thought so.

ohhh thats kinky

no its not lol...

at least i didnt mean it to be...

im worried for u cherrypie lol

but everything to me sounds kinky *gee*

I want to lick your dogs nuts

now thats weird

A guy would never say "I want to have sexual intercourse with you..."

licking nuts alone is weird... now, licking somethig else...

neither would a girl...

lol

i saw a movie where an alien guy said that

A cherry pie with ice cream and a cherry on top

ohh stop it rob I want you now

you want to get in my cherry huh?

Yeah Im really hungry, I didnt have any lunch today

i thought you were reserving for me? cry fine! i'll get my own!

Oh theres plenty of cherry to go around

bye everyone kisses