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I find myself going to threads that have a really low post count, because it's easier. You have to read less to keep up on things.

Anyone else do this, too?

You are so damn lazy.

I only read the last post and respond to that. I don't care what's it about.

queeq lives on the edge.

But you kind of have to look back, because the last thing you posted (even if it's 150 posts back) someone may have responded to it.

I don't look at useless threads... excapt this one then

yerssot, you post like 7,000 times a day. I know you don't read back.

Thats why he's wacko.

I always read back. But then I read fast.

Can you speed read?

Look back? And read all that nonsense everyone else posts??? Nah...

I'll read as far back as 3 pages, but that's where I draw the line!

Tex just proved my point! He's been here for a couple of minutes, and he came to the thread with the lowest number of replies first!

Thank you ginypig Tex!

I smell bacon.

Fresh topics are the best, cause old stale topics are just that!

Better put on the eggs.

sunny-side up please

That's because it's very rare that a topic stays the topic.

Usually the insults start, then all hell breaks loose.

Or Chaos and Mayhem move in.

Their goes the neighborhood!

then we know we have to move out

Actually, we MADE the neighbourhood.

It's full of crime and violence.

Just like Minneapolis

or Texas

Can't be that horrible. Nothing is.

I hear London is experencing a crime wave!! Liza was jacked on her honeymoon!!!!

ans she is ...?

cripes, I've got a beef with the state of Texas. About ten years ago, they stole Minnesota's hockey team.

Dallas Stars? Texas doesn't even have ice in the winter. It's a desert wasteland.

Yeah, your right!
We dont have ice!
That's why our Dallas Stars play in a $400 million arena.

Liza Minelli was on her honeymoon in London and three thugs tried to break into her car to steal a diamond necklace she was wearing!

The Dallas Stars suck.

Oh, that's like soooo mature ToMacco!!!!!

Oh, piss off.

The Detroit RedWings are kicking ass.

I do as queeq, as we are the one and same person

do I hear sp10's theory come back?

Oh not again.

No, I was...err.... Raz is right.

hmmm, well... the theory makes sense

Oooh the socks are coming outta the drawers now.

(I've just read back all the old posts, so I guess thats your answer for me.)

they are? it's a revolution!
All! Flee while you still can!

*best cheerleader voice*
Give me a R-E-V-O-.........................

*starts the Mexican wave*
Viva la revulation!

Viva! Viva!!

I thought he was trying to spell DEVO.

DEVO?
Nah, revolution, but he stopped after the 'o', well, what can you say... he's not that smart

now that I've been away for a week and come back all the threads have LOTS of replies and ALL are off-topic which makes it very difficult to come up with anything to post...

so you start posting crap here? wizard

no, that's you

guess good old Devo can do more damage to you than a revolution could



is this a mix between a revolution and a revelation( Mayby a new book of... )

that was my spanish accent kicking the door in

more like a mexican mule kicking your head

nope, then I would have no head

what is there to miss for you Yers

what? miss Argentina?

miss anything

miss Ugly too? Thanks! Now I don't have to see Texas!

Come on mah ! Away for a week and can't pick up a thead ? That automatically excuses you for making completely ridiculous posts without having to re-read anything.

You have board immunity for 12 hours. Don't worry, its in the fine print in your contract.

ahh, I see

Wow. I didn't think anybody actually READ their contract before they signed it. Hehehe.

And there is so much enjoyable small print.

And unfortunately if you can't read Huttese you're screwed.

should we explain to To what a "shag" is in huttese?

No. We'll send him over to Gardola's and let him find our for himself.

But Gardulla is too nice!

*runs*

Quick Gundark! The clown is getting away!

Clown ? CLOWN ???????

Where's my clown gun ?

I can't find it dammit !

*runs after ToMacco with dinner fork*

*yells*
Hey Gundy, you want an axe to go with that?

Wait Gundy, you've picked up the wrong fork. Always work from the outside in!

I thought it was from top to buttom?

Maybe in your world.

hey! It's a nice warm and cuddly world, thank you very much!

Not it isn't. But you're on drugs, so it may feel that way.

he aint on drugs, he just aint here

Dinner fork? Shit!

*grabs plastic spork* Uh oh! This won't work!

Yerssot not here???? GOOD!

That's a first.

I'm actually the ghost of Yoda, senile like him, here to haunt everyone of you... well... that's till you call the ghostbusters I'm afraid...

*yawn*

that's my reaction too when I see you

Ghostbusters ?

Oh yeah. Who ya gonna call ?

*uses mind trick on queeq*

Me : I am the gatekeeper.

queeq : I am the keymaster.

Let's lock in.

You know queeq dear, I get the feeling that finti reads our minds alot...

one track minds are easy to read

Oh thanks finti....what a pal.

*sends out fake battle axe recall in mail*

allready one its called Batty

do you have a baseball bat?

yeah cause they work so well with a norse Viking battle axe

they do? hmm, if you say so...

cant we try your head instead

no, that would mean I should grow a new one! I don't like that! Takes me the full 2 minutes!

just like a pea

or a banana

yeah try a banana between your shoulders

do I have to squeeze it?