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Hmm I know Paris Hilton is ugly as hell.

That's hot vs. chicken of the sea


hmmmm....

too close to tell

This is more like material for the OTF and not the GDF.

Moving.

Neither are dumb. They make money by acting stupid on tv.. Their fans are the dumb ones.

They have fans?

I am Paris Hilton's number one fan!

It's all so horrible *shudder. Oh, I think their both dumb.

we know you are ...But you do realize there is Psychatric help out there. Its never to late for us to hope for you



I think its too close to tell. There both pretty ditzy

Yuppers

I hate paris more than any other person in the world. Followed by Courtney Love and Anna Nicole Smith.

Their both as dumb as each other!!!!
Yes, their fans are dumb as well.... i think the queen is more intresting

they are all rather distasteful. I despise of them too.

Paris is dumber....at least Jessica knows she's stupid.....

Paris is dumber, because Jessica's infamous tuna episode was the inspiration for my sig!

Simpson is dumb, Hilton is just a whore.

Paris is sooooooooooo hot, though.droolio

nickis hotter

I totally agree. hug

paris hilton is stpid because she's an f'ing whore-bag

i have no idea and niether does anyone here.. being rich and or spoiled and not knowing what common lower class or middle class things are does not make a person stupid.. granted niether seem like they are highly intelligent it doesnt meant they are stupid either.. and the truth is unless you know them personally or you have access to their school records you dont know either

from what i've seen i reckon jessica is dumber than paris

As for Paris, since when did looking like a horse make you hot??

Paris

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to close to tell

Jessica's dumb...but I haven't seen much of Paris, ah, well, much of her intellect...
__Ahem.
__I had no idea she was a "whore" (you mean loose, don't you?). I know of that video, and I've seen still shots, but how is that whorish? I had the impression it was made for private, personal review during a monogamous relationship, making the man who sold it more of a whore than she.

who are they?

you are correct about the video.. calling her a whore is unjustified just as calling her stupid is because no one actually knows anything about her

Probably too close to tell, but I would say Hilton.

Jessica simpson is annoying and from what I can tell, very stupid.

Paris is a total whore, she's made like 4 sex tapes over the years, with different' people.

Both are dumb!Dumb blondes that is!JM

Most girls make sex tapes now days.

Who cares if she's dumb??? Just look at her!!!

I say ungly!She is way too skinny for starters!jm

She's no skinnier then that girl in your sig!

one question:

i know paris hilton, because she is a celeb with a well known daddy...

But who in hell is Jessica Simpsons? Never heard of the lady before...please enlighten me. *g

whoi is that in the attached image

i know they're both dumb...but the question is....wich one would you have sex with....my choice is jessica

idk, they are both pretty dumb...

lol how can you not know who jessica simpson is she has her stupid show newly weds holly crap

In my book if someone didn't know who they were (just heard of the name) they would have more dignity than the other way around.

p.s. Given that this thread is about who is dumber, what a dumb name for a TV show: "newly weds holly crap." Sounds like a holiday special to me.

I have a "Chicken or Tuna" shirt



I don't know about Hilton much, so my vote goes to Jessica

paris! jessica!
get out of the gene pool this very instant.

let's pray neither of them has kids.

This question is like asking which one of my nuts are more salty than the other. Asking either one of these dim wits an intellectual question, would be like trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum

My Favorite Jessica Simpson quote:

Nick says: Hunny... I want a Hummer.

Jessica says: Right here in front of the camera?!

i like Jessica Simpson more than paris hilton

so jessica simpsons is an amercian tv star?

she didnt come oversea...i think.

please tell me she didn't really say that?

Jessica Simpson is a singer, who's got her own tv-show.

I live in Holland, and MTV is plastered with Jessica f*cking Simpson, so unless you dont have a tv you must've heard of her.



oh and BKK: she did say that

she did.

Meh,Paris is stupid,semi-hot,and the bigest **** out there..

both are dumb

Jessica is def. dumber. I think Paris sucks but she's not as dumb as she acts.

Yes! no wait...me?

Jessica IS funny. I suppose I'm somewhat grateful for her.

> Jessica Simpson is a singer, who's got her own tv-show.
>
> I live in Holland, and MTV is plastered with Jessica f*cking Simpson,
> so unless you dont have a tv you must've heard of her.

Nope, never did. But i stopped watching mtv a long time ago...

Jessica Simpson just acts dumb. Supposively she went to Harvard...

and failed...

Paris Hilton: If I video a dark room, and talk about having sex, that will class as Pron.

She basically made a tape about phone sex.