KMC hitman club

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BigbadRebel
SInce there are two Mafia threads this thread is for all those that are hitmans and havent been hired yet! So come on hitman and assasins this is the place tobe in!

§pearhead
you have GOT to be kidding me...

BigbadRebel
MUHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

§pearhead
laughing out loud is this degr8...again? laughing out loud

BigbadRebel
just play along mate.

DeNiro
Ill be a hitman fo shizzle stick out tongue *gets out brace knuckles for the ass whooping about to take place*

Fallen Jedi
wow, another one. blink

DeNiro
we will take Raz out first so we can steal the power stick out tongue

BigbadRebel
we need snipers!!!!!!!! ANY SNIPERS OUT THERE!!!! Come and join us!

§pearhead
omfg...laughing out loud this is too funny...

BigbadRebel
Maybe some pyros??

DeNiro
Pyros are messy no offence stick out tongue

Blind-Enemy
another one??? huh

§pearhead
watch it d mad

BigbadRebel
yea! just another username........err I mean just another thread. shifty

Fallen Jedi
deniro, watch it. i'm a pyro.

BLACKANGEL
it might last

§pearhead
rolling on floor laughing laughing you can stay this time though! laughing out loud

BigbadRebel
This club needs:

Snipers
knife fighters
Car drivers
stranglers
and some ninjas.

Blind-Enemy
well... i'm already a hitman in one of the other mafias...so what do you have to offer???

Fallen Jedi
um, pyro, why do you have kof's name marked out on your sig? i thought he returned to KMC.

BigbadRebel
WOMEN ARE ALSO WELCOME! LADY KILLERS KICK ASS!

§pearhead
yes fallen, he did. problem is, he's a bastard and theres a whole thing id rather not get involved in. ask vampiree or sesy sometime and youll understand.

BigbadRebel
Who knows how to use a switch blade knife? I need a skillful throat cutter!

Fallen Jedi
oh, well that can't be good. drama in the pyro family?

§pearhead
more than drama. do you know the member "white lady"? It involves her, a few socks, and luke betraying us. Again, I dont feel like getting into it.

Fallen Jedi
well, i can certainly do all of the above...and much more too. shifty

Fallen Jedi
wait, kof betrayed us? blink

BLACKANGEL
im a lady killer

LegolasLover411
ditto. I kill.

BigbadRebel
Lady killers are the BEST!!!!!! WE WILL PAY YOU GIRLS DOUBLE!

§pearhead
fallen=> pretty much erm ask me sometime when im not as tired

BLACKANGEL
I would jion but im in one of the mafias

BigbadRebel
just come to us! we need your skillful assasinations talent here with us!

Fallen Jedi
that bastard. kof is going down. *pulls out cell phone and makes a call*

BLACKANGEL
thats a trader

§pearhead
So I could be a double agent...or triple agent...confused many choices smile

BigbadRebel
dont worry we wont tell anyone you were here. shifty

BLACKANGEL
they will find out its the mafia

BigbadRebel
no they wont we will it a secret.

BLACKANGEL
in a open thread

BigbadRebel
sure!!! The KMC hitman club is where the PROFESSIONALS come to! so if you are PRO they will never find out! evil face

DeNiro
Blind-Enemey that is the coolest avatar I has ever seen here u have great taste in movies and actors thumb up

Alias Neo
i can be a sniper

beastnpyro
im a sniper.... hehehehehe.... who wants to hire me???? i can do charity too... depends on the person im hired to kill... if i hate him... ill do it for free

Vampiree
*breaks in, kills everybody, eats cookies, sprays 'KMC Gang rules' on the wall, runs out*

Vampiree
alian neo, you judas! you're in MY GANG! ok, you're fired now i have to kill you *kills alias neo*

Be@st
Hy; anyone wants to be killed?

beastnpyro
*snipes, aims and shoots right between her eyes and she drops dead***
that i do for free peeps

Vampiree
*ducks, bnp misses, vamps surives and gets the hell outta there*

shouldn't warn me, sweetheart.

Be@st
*paralyzes bnp* No one messes with our gang queen

beastnpyro
not when i killed yah first.. wakekekekek.. i never miss!!! waaaaaaaaa thats wut snipers are for! waakekekekekekekekek

Vampiree
anywho i survived.

Be@st
Let's kill bnp.

Vampiree
no! i want him.

beastnpyro
vamp.. you so did not survived!! i killed yah when ye were least expectin it.. and where ye least expect id kill yah!! waaaaahahaha... bnp never misses!! sorry mate!

Vampiree
no i didn't die! i would notice that!

Be@st
Sorry mate but vamp is a vampyre. Bullets can't kill her (but they do hurt)

beastnpyro
lol.... not if it aint bnp that killed her... wakekekekekekekekek

Be@st
*shoots bnp in a leg* you bore me and vamp said i mustn't kill you.

beastnpyro
poor bugger... do that if ye can actually see me.. waaaaaaakekekekekek.. i dun think soooo.. wakekekkekekek

Be@st
Well what the hell. I'll burn this whole f*ucking place and you with it. *closes his eyes and everything starts to burn*

beastnpyro
too bad.. ye cant see me... who says im actually in here??? a sniper never stays in one place ye know.... i fink every professional sniper knows that.. wakekekekekekek

Be@st
yeah; but as a demon king I don't need to see you. *teleports bnp in front of himself* Now you're in trouble.

beastnpyro
hhmm...hold on... the boss here hasnt hired me yet.. and i still havent said yes to vamp.... basically... im still a freelancer.... hhmm.... *pokes be@sts eye out and runs for my life*

§pearhead
*appears behind bnp and blocks him with a firewall* you're going where?

Be@st
Yeah. Stay here. *creates a flame in his hand and approaches bnp*

beastnpyro
how gay is that??? YOUS are teamin up on me.... hhmm.. juz wait til i get me boss...whoever he or she will be....***gets d.eagles out and starts shootin s.h. and be@st*

§pearhead
The sad thing is that we're on opposite sides happy

beastnpyro
fine then.... ***pulls out a d.eagle and a katana and starts shootin and dicin you guys!*** waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Be@st
*teleports behind bnp and punches him in the head*

beastnpyro
yo bbr... u still wanna consider my sniper application??????
i hava special talent... i can eat live chicken!!! alive and kickin... now....how special am i????? hehe.. i hope thatd help me application

beastnpyro
sorry mate... not when i sliced yer head off first.... hehe... and its right in yer hideout! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha evil face

liiiiiiiiitle
mr. bigbadrebel can i join your club?

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