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All last year I had all sorts of people asking was I big, was I gay, was I a real Kirk.... Now no-one asks.... please ask me again... the answers might be different....

Are you big? Are you gay? And are you a kirk?

Hahahaha

are you a kirk?!?

Heh..you really enjoyed all that attention didn't you?

i never noticed the 'gay' part of your username

Are you big? naughty

Are you gay?

And are you Kirk? pimp

Kirk Hammett?

Are you from the United Kingdom?

Where you really born in 1969 ?naughty

yup... I really did love the attention....

Clovie.... how long have I been here??? The "Gay" s the important bit...

So are you really Big? Gay? And a kirk?

Yes to two of them... no to the other...

Which two?

yup... thats why its my favourite number.....

Well... I'm definitely a Kirk....

Cool, and are you big, or gay, or both?

I am... right in the middle, a small place you've probably never heard of called leicestershire....

your name should be big sweet kirk

Sorry to tell yu this but that is the price you pay for having a username like that.Which is why I just picked a simple one that is my real name and a last name I wish was mined.JM

awwww... shucks.... you always make me blush....

17 stone and very happy.... so I guess I could be....

So I have a question for you.Why did you pick the name?You must had been thinking that it would have people ask yu these questions?JM

its a nickname I was given on Scout Camp.... apparently I reminded a Guide of Big gay Al from South Park.... in the nicest possible way....

JM I think you good him wrong hes an attention whore he wants people to notice him, which I quite frankly don't mwahahahahahahahahah, Anyway

ya....




HI EVERYBODY

London boy, where have you been?

Absolutely correct... I am an attention whore!!

do you like spoons and monkeys?

My second best friend is Spoon....

is he a big gay kirk too?

no, he's a spoon....

Maybe it's time for a new provacative name, big gay kirk. Something, bigger, gayer, and kirkier...

BiggerGayerKirkier?

well your still one of my favorite people here!hug

Thank you, BK... so are you....

Holy shit, you live in Leicestershire?

I live in Leicester

OMG!!! Whereabouts??

Braunstone, if you've heard of it... Chav capital of the world.

I know Braunstone... Cort Crescent, Hallam Crescent, Hockley Farm Road.... whats the new swimming pool like..??

Not been in there, I go swimming at a school.

I remember when you could swim in Braunstone Park.... sort of... if the paddling pool had had enough rain!! Hand Avenue's looking a lot better now, though, isn't it??

OMG lol i actually know someone who was born in 1969

so are u gay?

Lol, the pool hasnt been open in about 6 years, its full of broken glass.
Problem with Braunie Park is just that its full of tramps and drug dealers.

and did you hear that the good folks up Shakespeare way want a fence put up to separate Braunstone estate from Braunstone town??!!??

like i say... I'm happy...

longer then me..
i just tought it says 'guy' bag

excellentay!!! Big Guy Kirk... sounds kinda ..... tough....!!

i'm sorry bag

No ones ever asked me if I'm Straight, Gay or Bi or not!! I tell them what I am depending on who's there! Some random old guy was talking to me at the bar and I told him I was a lesbian, and that my girlfriend is standing over by the DJ box! He still didn't give up! But luckily when my friend came back from going up to the DJ box to request a song, she gave me a big snog... purely coz she was pissed, so it all worked out quite well really! The guy left me alone after that!

I'm straight by the way, but I still think people should ask sometimes!

Really?
I live literally about 500 metres from Shakie.

For about 2-3 months, I had a huge obsession with one bloke! I knew he was gay, but for some reason, I had the biggest crush on him! No one understood why I liked him so much and neither did I really. It didn't work - He was a gay guy and I was a girl!! It doesn't make sence!

I don't like him as much as I used to. No-where near as much!! He likes himself more than I like him!

the blonde guy in the pic was the gay man who u had a crush on?? lol hez not gay hez with girls!

Syren's right.
A name change to BiggerGayerKirkier is really your only option at this point. Hey, I'm pulling for you, man.