wolverine vs collusus

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mr.smiley
sorry if its been done on here before.
i don't know who i would go with.
has it ever been officialy said wolverine can cut collusus in his steel form

Cosmo Kramer
It seems that nobody cares. Heres what I say happens....

Proffessor X: Logan I need some help in the conservatory.
Wolverine: (sniff) Hold the phone...something dont smell right.
Collusus: Hello Proffessor! Is anyone home?
Wolverine: Its a russian!!! I should of known.

In comes in Tony Montana

Tony: Say hello to my lil' friend! (kablam)
Collusus: Now you will pay with your life.

When suddenly Adam West and Gary Colman arrive...

Adam West: What seems to be the problem gents?
Gary Colman: We want a non gay explanation! (shaking fist)
Wolverine: Who the hell are you? (confused)
Tony: Hey mon! Show Bats sum respect.
Wolverine: Thats not Batman!
Adam West: Yes I am!
Proffessor X: I thought I got a court order that said you cant be here?
Adam West: Why of course i'm Batman.
Gary Colman: Look live nudes!

In the corner Storm, Dazzeler, Jean Grey and George Lucas are alone with George Bush Senior, Bill Clinton and Michael Jackson and a cameo by Stan Lee

Five minutes later....

Entire group:

Duh duh duh
Duh duh
Duh duh duh
Duh duh
Duh duh duh
Duh duh
Duh duh duh
Duh duh

Louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Me gotta go
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Well me gotta go
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Fine little girl
(duh duh)
She waits for me
(duh duh)
I catch a ship
(duh duh)
And cross the sea
(duh duh)
Sail that ship
(duh duh)
Well all alone
(duh duh)
And never think
(duh duh)
I'll make it home
(duh duh)

Louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Well me gotta go
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)

(duh duh)
Louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Well me gotta go

Three nights and days i sail the sea
Me think of girls a-constantly
I'm on the ship me dream she there
Me smell the rose a-in her hair

I said louie louie
Oh baby now me gotta go
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Louie louie
Oh baby now me gotta go

Word
I see jamaica
(duh duh)
Beautiful
(duh duh)
It won't be long
(duh duh)
Til i see my love
(duh duh)
I'll take her in
(duh duh)
My arms again
(duh duh)
I'll tell her i
(duh duh)
Will never leave again

I said louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Well me gotta go
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Louie louie
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Yeah me gotta go
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
I say me gotta go now
(duh duh)
(duh duh duh)
(duh duh)
Me gotta go

Man what the hell am I smoking? oh yeah pot

Cosmo Kramer
But serioulsy they need each other and the russians dead.

Tron
Ummm, you are aware that they brought Colossus back not too long ago right?no expression

Mainstream
Yeah....I never really like the metal man though

radioboy121
I think someone said Colossus was revitalized in the Amazing X-Men (or something like that), but people discredit this as this is a different continnuum. Wolverine's claws haven't met with Colossus's body in his more durable form to my knowledge, so I cannot conclude how this goes.

But on the side note, Colossus is indeed faster than he would appear (Wolverine underestimated this when Colossus was temporarily calling himself something like Poltergarian when they were in Arcade World).

Mainstream
I know the Ultimate verison of Wolverine cut through Colossus metal skin..I think..it might was a dream or a danger room scene though.

snoopdogg
If i remember right that was in the danger room and is totally irrelevant I think. Read X-men annual #6 and then figure it out for yourself if Wolvie can cut Colossus.

srankmissingnin
Wolverine can cut Mimic so I don't see why he wouldn't be able to cut Colossus.

Mainstream
Wolverine claws can cut through anything in theroy. if he can produce the muscle needed to cut through whatever the hell it is he's trying to cut through that is.

snoopdogg
He tried and was unsecessull in his attempt.

Mainstream
He didn't have the muscle then...now if Rogue had Logan metal claws...

Napalm
Is logan fighting because gay collusus hit on hiM?

Draco69
No, they were practicing in the Danger Room ya homophobe.

Napalm
I was just joking get a sense of humor

Draco69
Ok, sorry.

Zahit
I suppose Wolvie can possibly cut and injure Colossus,
but if he gets hit by Colossus, fight over.
He can't break the adamantium, but the impact
by someone that strong would take Wolvie out.

FujiFuu
Its been shown that it wouldnt, wolverine has been punched by the hulk without his adamantium, and gotten up from it

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