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I just wanted to point out, for the record, that I am a nice, calm, happy moose, and you should all be happy that I am who I am and not a crazy Swedish moose.

Please, feel free to praise me and love me...

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we lover you alright! (but only because kerry is da bomb!)

Ahem...ONLY because Kerry is da bomb?

scott...you know i adore you can i get you some coffee sweetie ?

Yes! Is that a problem Mr Moose!

See me not running today i need new trainers

Shells, you are too much. We have coffee together once, and now you're a caffeine freak!

I'd loooooove a coffee.

*shrugs*
I guess not.

*pinches your cheeks*

You know i lover you Mooooooooose! How could i not...and thanks for helping me with kosta!

my coffee is decaf....


caffeine makes my heart race

I have half caff! Its great. you get the full coffee tast only half caff!

I can't make decaf...I tend to always want to make hearts race.

so what do think of this half caffeine that sarah speaks of ? would half caff work ?

YOu're welcome sweetie...I hope it all works out.

I'd feel like I was cheating you then Shellie.

Do you always have to be such an attention whore

imlost! what coffee are you on about! And be careful i have an innocent mind

I agree

ok...think ill have to try some of your caffeinated coffee grab Kerry...ill grab Alex....we'll have a small party of 4....


its coffee time

Oh pity, I heard you died.

What is your problem anyhow? You seem to be a pretty negative person.

Do you always have to be an ass ?

Read my profile

*shrugs*
Like I care. You people are nothing to me anyhow...I've never even HEARD of you...as I would suspect would be the case with most people. If you don't like me, stay away...it sure as shit isn't going to hurt my feelings at all.

hello mr moose, long time no talk, how ya been?

You think I have time or any desire to?

Glenn, buddy! How are you? How were your holidays?

mine were good, yours?

LAGNAF coffee?

Yessir, it was ok. Had a nice week and half off.

You might get to know me

Ever heard of the ignore button!

what did you get for christmas then moose?

best brand of coffee there is...

Why would I want to know someone, who has obviously made a judgement on me based on WHAT? My threads? It was YOU if I remember correctly, who began the bashing, not me. I've read your threads like..."I just went to the bathroom" and not once have I EVER said anything negative in them. But you seem to feed off of calling me an attention whore...and trying to push my buttons. The thing is, is that your words are insignificant to me. So, why would I bother?

*waits patiently*

AvP! EEk

Dude people like you for what you are not becuase you make silly drama queen threads

The usual, clothes, money, fruitcake...

You?

yes sarah, i'm here also, don't look so surprised

Say that again?

Translation: Your threads are dumb

lol

actually we like him for many reason...lets see if i can find any reason why i like you....*searches* Nope cant find any sorry!

what, they are not dumb, how dare you

And "I just went to the bathroom" is literature at it's finest.

Whatever man, whatever. Take a poll, and I'm sure that you'll find who the real loser is here.

Im increble handsome

Is he paying you to defend him?

My threads make people laugh yours are simple "Look at me" threads

scott , sarah...just ignore them....its not worth the time nor energy .

You're a moron who has no redeeming value whatsoever. I can't understand why you bother getting up in the morning.

*hands him a rope with a noose*

Do us all a favour.

Oh god you two really need to get a life! As if Moose needs a chick like me to defend him unlike you two morons who really need to shut down the pc and look outside... The fact reminds if you dont like the thread either ignore it or dont post!

And you can't even SPELL correctly.

DAMED?

Shouldn't that be damned Einstein?

LMAO at you two losers.

I wake up in the morning to piss people off

i agree with shellie

What a lovely life you must have.

if you're hoping to piss me off though, it won't work. I have far too much pity for you to be angry with you.

Anyone who has to wear a helmet in public, like yourself, should not be hated, but rather, accepted, just like the rest of society.

Morning moosie! Has your thread been hijacked?

i have to go no people see ya later

bye Glen ...seeya round sweetie .

Shelbert and Schott! I have to go!

Lover you both! Oh and shelbie i have a great ava if you want it

Hey darlin!

Yeah, more like moron jacked.

How are things?

Bye Glenn, Bye Sarah!

eh SSDD you know how it goes......

ok Sarah...send it to me via pm's take care sweetie



JP > always a pleasure , hi sweetie

We cant make this thread any dumber that it was

Napalm, who pissed in your Post Toasties this morning???

Morning Shellie!

if i had room under my sig...id quote you there .

I love you daddy!(Gives him a kiss on the check and a hug!)Cute picture moose!JM

Wow, Ive never once been quoted in a sig.......ya liked that did ya Shell?

Just made the room

Hey JM, how are you?

MOOOOSE!

Great to have ya back.

Actually, you're doing a really good job of it. In fact, the cumulative IQ of this entire site has dropped substantially since you showed up.

Oh, maybe I should translate that for you....make it easier to read.

You are a dumbass.

Hey Buddy! How are you? Did you have a good holiday?

Holidays were all good!

How was yours?

I am good daddy how are you doing?I missed you!JM

Umm, well, I was sick a bit, but other than that, not too shabby thanks. What did you do for new years?

Doing good JM, thanks.

God that sounds weird...daddy....

my cat

You will get use to it!JM LOL!

That sucks you were sick.

My New Year wasn't nothing special just hang out with some of my buds and have some beer. Then watch some bowls on tv. You know...good times.

Why don't you just kill it? It would seem appropriate for you.

Good for nothin cat

Ahhh yes...bowl season...I only caught the Rose Bowl this year. I'm a Michigan slappy. You are....lemme guess...USC?

What do you mean by That?

You're the genious, you figure it out.

More like UCLA, but I'm happy the Trojans won. Rose bowl was tight a pity the Wolvs lost.

Why what is wrong with your cat?JM

I bet you get all the girls.....

I dont kill kittens no matter how much they piss me off

Ahh a Bruin! Cool. USC is so damn dominant...it's scary.
Yeah, it was an awesome game, and that Texas QB, Vince Young? He was FILTHY!

Ive had my fair share

Did you have to blow all of them up first?

Yes he does!I just don't think you want to know how through!lol! jk!JM

Oh Im sure, and I bet they were all really high class too.

tell me though how did you ever get them to quit working the corner?

Nah not all or um

Yeah USC was dominant but most likely their QT will go pro and that will leave them short next season. I didn't see the the whole rose bowl but yeah that game was a heart stopper.

Gotta split Moose catch ya later.

You're on a roll sweetie.

Wind, can I just get an AMEN to that, as Im a KSU fan and we fell totally flat this season?


moosie

Ahh a few fake diamonds here and there

Later m'man, have a good day!

Kansas State?

Well hey, by all means take them home to mom then........

Yes Kansas State Wildcats

Ahh mom wont care shes a crack dealer

oh blah blah blah........you need to pick up a copy of "Internet Insults for Dummies" then come back when you can compete Napalm.

As to the rest of ya, Im off to the grocery store. Lata!

I'm stunned. I didn't even know there WAS a Kansas State football team.

oh moosie.......kiss my (_i_)

of course we love you droolio
you're so sweet! hug

And Im a rabid grizzly bear from hell

Gladly darlin.

You are the best darlin. drooliohug

i know, i rule second after you

I dunno about that darlin. I hold you a few notches ahead of me. I bow in your very presence.

it's nice to feel wanted droolio

hysterical2

How do you spell NAPALM?

*cough*

Nasty
Ass.hole
Plays
Around
Loving
Morons

He is the Moron King

I love you.

I love you too. And I just created the thread in which we can prove that being Attention Whores is a skill, an art, our destiny diva

you are awesome kear-bear

Ok Darth...