Myth
This is a thread for you Pro-wrestling fans out there. Tonight my school hosted Portland Pro-Wrestling and it was the funniest shit I'd ever seen. 1st of all, there was a midget match (no explanation needed). Second of all, there was this one guy who wants to be a high flier but failed successfuly at it. He looked like a 6' Chris Anderson of the Denver Nuggets (kind of like Sum 41's singer for those who don't know CA). He twice went for a moonassault of the middle ropes but his feet slipped. He fell down both times and with his feet all tangled in the ropes, he slammed his head on the ring so ****ing hard. I wouldn't be surprised if he got a concusion but it was so funny to watch. The whole audience laughed their asses off at him . Finally, the main event featured Matt Bourne (the original Doink the Clown). It was really quite sad. He now is fat, wrestles in jeans, has a beared, and yet still wears the clown make-up on his face above the beared. It was entertaining to watch him though. Its not everyday when you see a guy dressed like that whipping an Indian with his leather belt and screaming "Jesus Christ" when the ref wasn't listening to him.