What I bought Slipknot & ROB at the store Today!

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MornGlory
Jumpy

Slipknot and ROB are muchers -- ENJOY! kiddos!

http://ridingright.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/kneesocks_lg.jpg
http://www.tshirtsville.com/acatalog/slayer_possessed.gif

http://www.pigonwheels.com/media/1200000746.GIF
http://osdia.metropoliglobal.com/discos/britney2cd/Britney_Spears-Britney_Australian_Special_Limited_Edition_Album-04.jpg

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/snack-calbee-shrimpchips_lg.jpg

SlipknoT
Wheres my Cannibal Corpse Cd mad go edit it now !

MornGlory
http://www.metalfactory.ch/images/cds/CDRev.juli2000/CD_Orphanage.gif

SlipknoT
I dont see it! *taps foot impatiently*

MornGlory
uhhh it is right there ^^

MornGlory
o yea here is a sheep hooker...

http://www.australiablog.com/archives/images/jan04/New_Zealand-Hooker.jpg

SlipknoT
No, Its right here http://axxon.com.ar/rev/109/c-109TourBuchered.jpg

MornGlory
where is ROB!




agh I have to go to work now! mad

SlipknoT
Didnt he tell you? He's going to Texas for a week and wont be on.

MornGlory
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cry

no he didnt tell me cry

SlipknoT
Oh, yea he Pm'd me yesterday

R0B
Whos the Britney Spears CD for?

SlipknoT
wow rob your Slayer shirt is cool

R0B
Yeah really!

SlipknoT
And my shrimp chips are rightious! ninja

R0B
You can have everything except the shirt

MornGlory
o i got the wrong one...sad sorry - I will give the other one to someone else

SlipknoT
I'll take the socks, they're pretty cool, I think the other stuff is mine.

SlipknoT
Its.....Ok...cry

MornGlory
ROBBBBB!!!
Slipknot said you were in TEXAS??!!

R0B
I am, Im eating a 10 pound steak

SlipknoT
ermm....*sneaks out backdoor*

MornGlory
10 lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why no expression

R0B
Because their cows are huge

MornGlory
are you really in TX?

im so gullibly confused

R0B
No big grin

SlipknoT
pee epefnj

R0B
Sorry but she would force me to massage her feet while she watches TV if I didnt say no

SlipknoT
No she wouldnt, I would force her to massage my ----- If she did! mad

MornGlory
ha ha ha ha no expression

R0B
Nah I was just playing, I really am in texas. No lie. Thats why I wasnt on much today

SlipknoT
Yea, its a long flight to Tx

MornGlory
my feet are cute

R0B
Yeah Texas is cool but its hot as crap over here

SlipknoT
yes they are happy

MornGlory
ummm have you seen my feet? if you have thats creepy

SlipknoT
Yes I have, remember when you did this to melamo

R0B
MGs feet
looks like a street
why dont you take a seat
and listen to an imaginary beat

confused

MornGlory
laughing out loud

nono expression

MornGlory
shut your pie hole!

Im taking your shirt back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad

R0B
Thats ok smile

SlipknoT
you were kinda drunk that nightconfused

SlipknoT
Can I have the shirt! eek!

R0B
This shirt is better

MornGlory
i dont care who takes the shirt

MornGlory
NOW YOU 2 SHOULD BUY ME SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

R0B
* gets MG a female hooker *

silver_tears
omg that cd is so nasty no expression

R0B
Cannibal Corpse is weird

SlipknoT
Here are some recycled condoms MG http://blogs.it/0100523/images/2003/07/01/recycled-condoms.jpg

SlipknoT
Well its Cannibal Corpse, and they kick ass, and you should listen to them

SlipknoT
mad *rips off ROB's head*

R0B
I thought she was talking about the Britiney Spears CD that MG posted

SlipknoT
oh, ok

silver_tears
wow the third one looks painful messed

MornGlory
some of those look painful...














but very exciting winkiss

MornGlory
ok us 2 females are thinking the same thing..about that third one.... whoa!

SlipknoT
Look at the little grey one on the top laughing

SlipknoT
naughty

R0B
Why are we talking about condoms? Shouldnt we be talking about boobs?

MornGlory
condoms feel horrible!

silver_tears
poor guy embarrasment

SlipknoT
hysterical

SlipknoT
try being the one with the condom messed

silver_tears
if they're properly lubricated they shouldn't stick out tongue

R0B
confused

MornGlory
who cares about boobs--

I see mine every day= and they are SPECTACULAR!

silver_tears
If guys had their own they wouldn't want ours eek!

MornGlory
why would you want a condom - or even a lubricated condom - if you can have the real thing

I dont want to have sex with a piece of plastic or whatever material condoms are made out of

SlipknoT
Then show us! eek!

R0B
No we would still want yours big grin

silver_tears
It's actually silicon, latex, or rubber darling stick out tongue
Do you know how much plastic would hurt no expression

And for protection duh smart

SlipknoT
Its true, you could just take the pill

SlipknoT
*cringe*crazy

R0B
So that in a few months you wont have a Rob Jr running through the house

MornGlory
i dont want a guy with man boobs!
sick

MornGlory
well true - but that is why there is the pill or the patch --- or the MAN PILL !!! wink

ragesRemorse
where my shit at bi.tch

SlipknoT
Yea, get RR a shirt

MornGlory
ragesRemorse! i dont know you! and I dont care to know you ass!

F*ck off now! ass hole!! dont call me b*tch!

ragesRemorse
aww...i'm sorry i was just feeling lonely. I diddnt mean to call you a bit.ch , but can i still have a shirt?

MornGlory
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

mad

R0B
Can I have a taco? big grin

SlipknoT
Can I have a Hamburger?

MornGlory
eat up!
http://www.inpes.sante.fr/espace_nutrition/guide/portraits/chap7/img/hamburger.jpg

SlipknoT
Ya! eek!

MornGlory
here is a pink taco for ROB
http://zaurus.zefamily.org/files/images/Taco.jpg

R0B
Wow thanks

MornGlory
no expression
EAT THE PINK TACO!!!!!!!!!

R0B
* eats the pink taco * Happy? no expression

MornGlory
sure no expression

SlipknoT
wow, pink taco has double meaning no expression

R0B
Geeze what else do you want me to do master? no expression

MornGlory
I LOVE ROB!

SlipknoT
sad

MornGlory
I LOVE SLIPKNOT

you 2 are hard to keep up with but easy to please i suppose

R0B
I thought that you hate ROB

MornGlory
i have never once said that I hated you!

SlipknoT
*gives MG a coke* http://www.accs.net/users/kriel/ch5notes/Coke_bottle.jpg

MornGlory
who you gave me something besides used scary condoms

MornGlory
in_love hug

R0B
Yeah but you act like it sometimes

SlipknoT
laughing out loud what?

MornGlory
well you act like you hate me -- you are a bully sometimessad

SlipknoT
Yea ROb, every day you take my milk money sad

R0B
When do I act like I hate you? confused

MornGlory
everyday!

i am hoping you are just joking around most of the time..smile

MornGlory
when do i act like I hate you??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

R0B
Im only joking big grin

R0B
When you tell me to shut up and stuff

SlipknoT
You guys lets all be friends and go get a happy meal smile

MornGlory
I love happy meals!

I always get the boys toy

MornGlory
Ooohhhhhh! I think I was just joking - but I thought you were making fun of me or something... not sure...sorry! embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment embarrasment

SlipknoT
you can have my boy toy if it makes you happy sad

R0B
I never make fun of you confused

MornGlory
o embarrasment
well I feel like a horses ass

R0B
Nah its ok smile

MornGlory
hug

R0B
hug

SlipknoT
*bbeeeppppp*

MornGlory
whyno expression

SlipknoT
I dont know? embarrasment

MornGlory
no expression

blleeeeeeppppppppppp

R0B
* falls asleep on my couch *

SlipknoT
Uh, ROB, remember what me and MG did on that couch?

MornGlory
the couch droolio

R0B
No because you and MG never came to my house

MornGlory
droolio

R0B
confused

SlipknoT
droolio

MornGlory
droolio

R0B
Whatever * falls to sleep on my comfortable couch *

SlipknoT
hug

MornGlory
ROB and Slipknot are hugging.. thats cute

droolio

R0B
No crazy

SlipknoT
NO!!!!!!!!! That was ment for you MG sad

R0B
I hope so yes

MornGlory
ok cool!

hug gives Slipknot a hug

hug gives ROB a hug before he goes to beddy bye! sleeping

R0B
Im not going to bed smile

MornGlory
o - ok then never mind

SlipknoT
Yea, I'm staying up until school starts

MornGlory
are you serious? Im staying up till 7am - thats when I get done with work! - then im going to bed sleeping

SlipknoT
Yea, I have to go to school at 6:40

MornGlory
at 6:40!! that is a weird time to go to school!

SlipknoT
Well I need to get the bus at that time, school dosent start until like 7.30

MornGlory
you dont have a car yet?

I got my first car when I was 16 - I had a blue mustang - 1994 or 1993- cant remember

silver_tears
Mine starts at 9 no expression

SlipknoT
Yes I have a car, but I'm 16, I only have a permit, and juniors can park at school

MornGlory
no school for me!!!!!!! yipee...but I just have a crappy job...

SlipknoT
your so luckydisgust

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