What I bought Slipknot & ROB at the store Today!
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MornGlory
Jumpy
Slipknot and ROB are muchers -- ENJOY! kiddos!
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SlipknoT
Wheres my Cannibal Corpse Cd
go edit it now !
MornGlory
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SlipknoT
I dont see it! *taps foot impatiently*
MornGlory
uhhh it is right there ^^
MornGlory
o yea here is a sheep hooker...
http://www.australiablog.com/archives/images/jan04/New_Zealand-Hooker.jpg
SlipknoT
No, Its right here http://axxon.com.ar/rev/109/c-109TourBuchered.jpg
MornGlory
where is ROB!
agh I have to go to work now!
SlipknoT
Didnt he tell you? He's going to Texas for a week and wont be on.
MornGlory
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cry
no he didnt tell me cry
SlipknoT
Oh, yea he Pm'd me yesterday
R0B
Whos the Britney Spears CD for?
SlipknoT
wow rob your Slayer shirt is cool
SlipknoT
And my shrimp chips are rightious!
R0B
You can have everything except the shirt
MornGlory
o i got the wrong one...
sorry - I will give the other one to someone else
SlipknoT
I'll take the socks, they're pretty cool, I think the other stuff is mine.
MornGlory
ROBBBBB!!!
Slipknot said you were in TEXAS??!!
R0B
I am, Im eating a 10 pound steak
SlipknoT
ermm....*sneaks out backdoor*
MornGlory
10 lbs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why
R0B
Because their cows are huge
MornGlory
are you really in TX?
im so gullibly
R0B
No
R0B
Sorry but she would force me to massage her feet while she watches TV if I didnt say no
SlipknoT
No she wouldnt, I would force her to massage my ----- If she did!
MornGlory
ha ha ha ha
R0B
Nah I was just playing, I really am in texas. No lie. Thats why I wasnt on much today
SlipknoT
Yea, its a long flight to Tx
MornGlory
my feet are cute
R0B
Yeah Texas is cool but its hot as crap over here
SlipknoT
yes they are
MornGlory
ummm have you seen my feet? if you have thats creepy
SlipknoT
Yes I have, remember when you did this to melamo
R0B
MGs feet
looks like a street
why dont you take a seat
and listen to an imaginary beat
MornGlory
no
MornGlory
shut your pie hole!
Im taking your shirt back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R0B
Thats ok
SlipknoT
you were kinda drunk that nightconfused
SlipknoT
Can I have the shirt!
MornGlory
i dont care who takes the shirt
MornGlory
NOW YOU 2 SHOULD BUY ME SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
R0B
* gets MG a female hooker *
silver_tears
omg that cd is so nasty
R0B
Cannibal Corpse is weird
SlipknoT
Here are some recycled condoms MG http://blogs.it/0100523/images/2003/07/01/recycled-condoms.jpg
SlipknoT
Well its Cannibal Corpse, and they kick ass, and you should listen to them
SlipknoT
*rips off ROB's head*
R0B
I thought she was talking about the Britiney Spears CD that MG posted
silver_tears
wow the third one looks painful
MornGlory
some of those look painful...
but very exciting winkiss
MornGlory
ok us 2 females are thinking the same thing..about that third one.... whoa!
SlipknoT
Look at the little grey one on the top
R0B
Why are we talking about condoms? Shouldnt we be talking about boobs?
MornGlory
condoms feel horrible!
silver_tears
poor guy
SlipknoT
try being the one with the condom
silver_tears
if they're properly lubricated they shouldn't
MornGlory
who cares about boobs--
I see mine every day= and they are SPECTACULAR!
silver_tears
If guys had their own they wouldn't want ours
MornGlory
why would you want a condom - or even a lubricated condom - if you can have the real thing
I dont want to have sex with a piece of plastic or whatever material condoms are made out of
SlipknoT
Then show us!
R0B
No we would still want yours
silver_tears
It's actually silicon, latex, or rubber darling
Do you know how much plastic would hurt
And for protection duh
SlipknoT
Its true, you could just take the pill
R0B
So that in a few months you wont have a Rob Jr running through the house
MornGlory
i dont want a guy with man boobs!
sick
MornGlory
well true - but that is why there is the pill or the patch --- or the MAN PILL !!!
ragesRemorse
where my shit at bi.tch
SlipknoT
Yea, get RR a shirt
MornGlory
ragesRemorse! i dont know you! and I dont care to know you ass!
F*ck off now! ass hole!! dont call me b*tch!
ragesRemorse
aww...i'm sorry i was just feeling lonely. I diddnt mean to call you a bit.ch , but can i still have a shirt?
MornGlory
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
R0B
Can I have a taco?
SlipknoT
Can I have a Hamburger?
MornGlory
eat up!
http://www.inpes.sante.fr/espace_nutrition/guide/portraits/chap7/img/hamburger.jpg
SlipknoT
Ya!
MornGlory
here is a pink taco for ROB
http://zaurus.zefamily.org/files/images/Taco.jpg
MornGlory
EAT THE PINK TACO!!!!!!!!!
R0B
* eats the pink taco * Happy?
MornGlory
sure
SlipknoT
wow, pink taco has double meaning
R0B
Geeze what else do you want me to do master?
MornGlory
I LOVE SLIPKNOT
you 2 are hard to keep up with but easy to please i suppose
R0B
I thought that you hate ROB
MornGlory
i have never once said that I hated you!
SlipknoT
*gives MG a coke* http://www.accs.net/users/kriel/ch5notes/Coke_bottle.jpg
MornGlory
who you gave me something besides used scary condoms
R0B
Yeah but you act like it sometimes
SlipknoT
what?
MornGlory
well you act like you hate me -- you are a bully sometimes
SlipknoT
Yea ROb, every day you take my milk money
R0B
When do I act like I hate you?
MornGlory
everyday!
i am hoping you are just joking around most of the time..
MornGlory
when do i act like I hate you??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
R0B
Im only joking
R0B
When you tell me to shut up and stuff
SlipknoT
You guys lets all be friends and go get a happy meal
MornGlory
I love happy meals!
I always get the boys toy
SlipknoT
you can have my boy toy if it makes you happy
R0B
I never make fun of you
MornGlory
o
well I feel like a horses ass
R0B
Nah its ok
MornGlory
why
SlipknoT
I dont know?
MornGlory
blleeeeeeppppppppppp
R0B
* falls asleep on my couch *
SlipknoT
Uh, ROB, remember what me and MG did on that couch?
MornGlory
the couch droolio
R0B
No because you and MG never came to my house
R0B
Whatever * falls to sleep on my comfortable couch *
MornGlory
ROB and Slipknot are hugging.. thats cute
droolio
SlipknoT
NO!!!!!!!!! That was ment for you MG
R0B
I hope so
MornGlory
ok cool!
hug gives Slipknot a hug
hug gives ROB a hug before he goes to beddy bye! sleeping
R0B
Im not going to bed
MornGlory
o - ok then never mind
SlipknoT
Yea, I'm staying up until school starts
MornGlory
are you serious? Im staying up till 7am - thats when I get done with work! - then im going to bed sleeping
SlipknoT
Yea, I have to go to school at 6:40
MornGlory
at 6:40!! that is a weird time to go to school!
SlipknoT
Well I need to get the bus at that time, school dosent start until like 7.30
MornGlory
you dont have a car yet?
I got my first car when I was 16 - I had a blue mustang - 1994 or 1993- cant remember
silver_tears
Mine starts at 9
SlipknoT
Yes I have a car, but I'm 16, I only have a permit, and juniors can park at school
MornGlory
no school for me!!!!!!! yipee...but I just have a crappy job...
SlipknoT
your so luckydisgust
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