Queeq’s Kamino Canine Club (beware of the occasional spoiler)

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queeq

barbie_girl
im offended lara and i have been overlooked! i mean me wi my pole dancing skills wishes to use them from time to time! other than that its cool here but i see no fit men!

queeq
If you'd have read carefully, you'd know Edna is in charge of entertainment. If you have problems with your contract, you take it up with her, please.

Gundark
*flings arms around queeq's neck and gives him a big kiss*

Oh baby, I love it. You're the best !!!!!!!

http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/otn/love/luvlove.gif

queeq
*Han Solo voice* I know....

yerssot
*craft lands near the club*
*a boat gets thrown out*
*someone jumps in the boat*
*quickly he reaches land*
*enters club*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere wacko! big grin

mechmoggy
Hmmm very posh Mr.Q

Is there room for a resident alcoholic perchance?

ToMacco
*walks in, looks around. Goes to bar. Orders drink. Unrolls Bob Dylan and Empire Strikes Back poster.*

Can I put these up by the bar?

yerssot
Chocomilk; shaken, not stirred big grin

Ushgarak
BG can pole dance!!!?

I demand she starts immediately. I'll clear it with Edna.

Oh, hang on...

(Checks 18 volume Republican Regulations manual)

That's handy. Apparently sexy dancers are not only permissable but MANDATORY in a Star Wars environment.

Anyway, Edna is back on Dathomir doing Witchy stuff right now so I am moving all her stuff in. Err... which means you guys should stay clear; we know what this stuff can be like.

(Brings in Derek inside a large box)

mechmoggy
Derek! Thats my dads name, what are you doing with him in a box? eek!

Ushgarak
I hope he's more healthy than what I have in here, Mech.

yerssot
my god! I think you have the wrong Derek Ush!
It's that dude from tv!
Let him out! quick!

mechmoggy
Oooooooh now I really wanna know whats in the box. Can I see?

*All giddy and excited*

yerssot
nah, it's just another of those fileboxes Ush has to fill in to make this place a bit more legal

LanceWindu
*A covered speeder pulls up outside the club and a young man emerges*

*The man walks into the place and heads straight for the owner*

"Hey, I'm looking for some employment, you have anything available?"

Texas
I believe their looking for some pole dancers, if I'm not mistaken eek!

mechmoggy
If he gets the job I'm leaving. eek!

LanceWindu
I'm more of a bartender type person.

mechmoggy
Topless or regular? laughing out loud

LanceWindu
Regular, and I can also flip the cups around and do juggling tricks with the alcohol.

yerssot
and how much of the cups DOESN'T hit the floor?

mechmoggy
And I thought alcohol couldn't be any more interesting. big grin

If it were up to me, you'd get the job LW. You'd better wait for the big cheese to get here though before going behind the bar.

Texas
Well if he's a naked barteneder, I think we can safely say that he can rescue three falling glasses!

LanceWindu
Don't worry I can wait.

yerssot
I wonder where they keep the big cheese

mechmoggy
You know guys every one in four men is gay.

*Looks around at LW, Tex, Yerss and himself*

Give us a kiss and I'll tell you which one of us it is.

Texas
I think it's yers, cause all those Belgians are gay! evil face

yerssot
that's funny, I heared the same thing about those Texans...
Makes you wonder what Bu...woops, wrong forum evil face

LanceWindu
I go for yerss too.

We know it's not you Mech because you're married.

yerssot
Hmm... those bloody Americans! Always helping eachother! Must... get... out... of... here!

Texas
Who knows, maybe Ms. MM stands for Manly Man! big grin

LanceWindu
Oh no you don't.

You will stay here and get drunk and party with the guys. Even if you're queer.

yerssot
but can I go and try to catch the bunny?

LanceWindu
What bunny?

yerssot
ow... nothing big grin

You will learn soon enough

mechmoggy
Who's round is it BTW, my mouth is like a nuns crotch. wink

LanceWindu
The easter bunny?

I love colored egs.

Texas
Ewwwwwwwwww rolling on floor laughing

yerssot
I love empty eggs, like your head big grin

LanceWindu
*Thumps head*

*Hollow sound comes out*

Gundark
No thumping here. Unless its abusing the drinkbots of course.

LanceWindu
Fine.

*Walks up to drinkbot*

*Thumps it's metal body*

You mean like that hollowness yerss?

yerssot
woohoo!
*grabs bat*
Lets hit them!

LanceWindu
Hey you stop it now. That one had my drink on it's tray. Now you owe me a new one.

yerssot
roll eyes (sarcastic) drinks are free Lance

Raz
*Comes running in*

Free Drinks? Yippee!

yerssot
isn't it tradition you run in saying that without any clothes on? eek!

mechmoggy
Raz heard the magic words, "free drinks", and by my reckoning that was a new world record time of 9.79 seconds before ordering his 1st.

LanceWindu
BTW Raz came in we have to honor him.

Texas
We sure do!
Let's change the name to Raz's Kamino Canine Club big grin

LanceWindu
If we were to do that then Queeq would hire some bounty hunters to chase us down and mow us over.

keokiswahine
*drags in load of pillows from the now exploded former club*

For memories sake, I brought the old pillows for Mech when he's folded himself over with too much booze. evil face roll eyes (sarcastic)



Dimmy, my sabre isn't showing up, again. *kicks sabre* *still won't start up*

queeq
It works fine with me. Don't bug Dimmy about it.

And what a wonderful turn up, hope you all like the bar. And Lance, bar tending is finti's department. If you want to take up an apprentice job, you taker it up with him. I'll clear any contracts later.

*makes note: pole dancers - install dancing pole TODAY!!!!!*

ToMacco
Holy cripes, man. I'm stinkin' shitty at my buddies place right now. (And it's Thursday!!!!!!!!!)

I must say, the Dylan and ESB posters look quite nice by the bar.

Hey queeq, can I be the bartender here? Or, at the least, the bouncer?

queeq
As I said, bartendin department is finti's. As for bouncers, I think Gundy's a lot more effective than you. But I do have a nice position for you in the slapping machine. big grin

ToMacco
finti's a college boy bartender. evil face

Gundy as the bouncer? Christ, good luck keeping the peace here. (No offense dear)

Fine, I'll just be a drinker here. I know when my help is not wanted. sad

Orpheus
Hmm Impressive enterance, waonder what the inside is like.

Ah ha the inside is even better.

Finti, are you still stocking Glen Dagobah ale?

BTW I must have missed the spectacular end to the asteroid. Is it still in the achive?

Orpheus
Well maybe spectacular was a little overstating it.

Oh well I suppose I ought to get up and get on with some work.

finti
glen dagobah ale comming up

queeq
Make that two.

finti
two glen dagobah ale comming up

queeq
Looks like you already know your way around your new bar.

yerssot
we'll see about that... where's the choco?

mechmoggy
Wow, free drinks and cushions to crash out on. I feel I've found the place I'd like to grow old in. big grin

LanceWindu
So uh, finti? Do you need an apprentice for the bar? I could even take over on your days off and vacation time.

BTW I'd like a Correlian Ale on the rocks.

keokiswahine
Dimmy, my sabre is still suck in "off" sad mad

LanceWindu
Why don't you go PM Dim. It's much easier that way so your post doesn't get lost and Dim won't be able to see it.

keokiswahine
otay

LanceWindu
I need a new avatar. My last one dissappeared and I didn't write down the addy for it.

yerssot
K, if you still have it on your harddrive, upload it again, otherwhise ask the big giant head to help

LanceWindu
Nah it's alright. I was lookin to change my avatar anyways.

finti
yes cause Keo has copyright to the one you got now, by the way Lance may i see some ID for that ale? evil face

Gundark
How about an "Angry Emporer" straight up, finti ?

And two shots of Hair of the Wookie for queeq and I. I'm planning on taking advantage of him later. Hehehe.

LanceWindu
Lance pulls out an I.D. it says he is 24 standard years old.

So finti, how about a job interview?

LadyEowyn
why should it be so bad to sell alcohol to minors? im thirsty

LanceWindu
I'm a minor in RL but in the forums I am 24. At least my RPG character is.

yerssot
you know, I lied about my rl age... I'm actually 22 big grin
Give me some alcihol please wink

LanceWindu
Ha! You're not even 18

yerssot
shuss!!
pretend you all didn't heared that!

keokiswahine
I tried to fix my sabre, but it wouldn't fix. the link is in the siggy box in my user profile, but when I clicked the upload siggy thingy, I got another empty box, so I copied/pasted the siggy link, and got an error message. does that mean the siggy fell off my hard drive? I didn't know it was on my hard drive. Dimmy created it, over a year ago, and patched it in, since I'm so tekkie challenged, so I don't know. roll eyes (sarcastic) confused

keokiswahine
Dimmy, thank you for fixing my siggy. you are a sweetie. *hugs*

Gundark
By Dim !

finti, get Dimmy a drink, there's a dear.

yerssot
a female dear big grin

LadyEowyn
ray- a pot of golden sun......

yerssot
me, a name I call myself

LadyEowyn
fa- a long long way to run

Gundark
I don't think finti is going to like all this singing...

LadyEowyn
its not like...we sing REALLY bad...

yerssot
errr... change that "we"... I can't sing at all...big grin

Gundark
He just doesn't like people singing over the noise of the jukebox.

laughing out loud

LadyEowyn
so what music is playing now? lets pretend i cant hear

*rubs her ears*

yerssot
jukebox? is that it?
I thought it was one of those droids making a lot of noice!

LadyEowyn
maybe its broken...

yerssot
*takes out bat*
*starts hitting the droid*

nah, it's making even more noise now

LadyEowyn
you probably need something heavier to hit it with, here ya go...

*hands yers a sledgehammer*

maybe this'll work

yerssot
*grabs sledgehammer*
*falls over*
ouch! it's too heavy!

LadyEowyn
can we put it outside until it shuts up...

yerssot
you go ahead, I hurted my head

LadyEowyn
* takes it outside*
* locks the door*

were safe now. would you like some advil yers...or tylenol, or ibuprofen, or bayer, or...

*empties her purse*
*loads of medicine falls out*

ill let you decide...

yerssot
an icecream? icecream? please?
I could go for an icecream now

ToMacco
*opens a jug of ice cream and sets it on the floor towards yerssot. Jumps on it, ice cream flies all over yers.*

Gundark
ToMacco does his Gallagher impression ! laughing out loud

ToMacco
laughing out loud

*sets watermellon on the floor. Pulls out huge sledgehammer.*

SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Better take a shower, yers.

Gundark
*starts handing To lots of squishy fruit*

Here you go.

ToMacco
Get ready!

*Gundy holds plastic bag over head*

SMACK!!!!!!!

Ooo, yers. Wanna towel? rolling on floor laughing

Gundark
You're making quite a mess in the bar here, To.

queeq is going to be most displeased.

ToMacco
yers can clean it up.

Gundark
With a pack of q-tips. Hehehe.

ToMacco
Throws queeq some cash.

"Sorry about the mess."

yerssot
Now I'm tastefull big grin

*starts eating*

Gundark
Good one, To ! laughing out loud

ToMacco
wink

finti
hands To a mop, clean the mess up snow boy!!

LanceWindu
HaHa.

yerssot
http://www.smilies.nl/biggrinflip.gif

LanceWindu
Ahh!

How'd you do that???

yerssot
make a grin and start spinning around

mah
*walks in* nice place, but can't see any of the promised entertainment..

finti
bring in the dancing girls......* watch with horror that To, Yers and Tex are the dancing girls* eek! eek!

yerssot
hey! I'm not THAT bad at dancing!
What are you all afraid of?

finti
your way of dressing, a G- string bikini Yers eek! eek!

yerssot
bikini? monokini yes!

And I look just fine in a G-string big grin
But I wouldn't say that about To eek!
*throws To a towel*
Cover yourself up!

Gundark
Okay boys. Put the toy soldiers away.

Tonight we have performing clowns !!!!

*checks schedule*

Wait a minute. Thats not right.

*gets out clown gun*

queeq
We have a shoot out tonight! evil face

Gundark
*grabs microphone*

And what are the prizes for our winners this evening, Lord Chaos ?

queeq
Third prize: free drinks at the bar: all you can drink!

Second prize: finti will play a record ON REQUEST! (a first in any queeq's establishment)

First prize: A WHOLE NEW BRAIN from Gundy's workshop! Installation free of charge.

Gundark
*runs down to lab, checks brain supply*

Here's one.

Abby Normal.

queeq
Ah, a smart one this time.

Gundark
Is this legal ? Better check with Ush.

ToMacco
Nice reference to Young Frankenstien. rolling on floor laughing

Gundark
Lets give queeq a SEDAGIVE !

queeq
I didn't tell you about the security precautions for my person in this facility, now did I? evil face

Gundark
No, but you're going to tell me right now.

queeq
I think I'm going to let you find out yourself. evil face Especially after what you pulled. mad

keokiswahine
what's happening??? confused confused confused

well, on my way to work. taa-daaa

queeq
That way you'll never find out.

Gundark
*looks innocently at queeq, points to self*

Me ??

queeq
*looks at Gundy* If you didn't have such beautiful eyes....

Gundark
Yes ?

ToMacco
"Excuse me, queeq. I'm in charge of security here."

Gundark
Uh-oh. *hides behind drinkbot*

ToMacco
Ooooo! Drink-bot! *walks over to drink-bot, orders wiskey sour*

Hi Gundy.

Gundark
Shhhhhhh ! I'm hiding, you fool !!!

yerssot
Who let mister T in?
*kicks mister T out*
Now, To, what were you saying?

phinney6
Exscuse ME!!! I was the head of security before you came her Tomacco. You can be my second in command but I am the one the people report things to. My security has been set up queeq. Your security, Tomacco, is just a fraction of mine.

mechmoggy
*grabs handbag and holds it with both hands under chin*

Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!

phinney6
In this bar they call me "THE General" or "Patton"

mechmoggy
"Major Disaster" more like. roll eyes (sarcastic)

phinney6
Hmmmm. I believe i was her before you, i just didn't post a lot back then

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