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Or Attention Jane, as the case may be.
__Yes, I'll pay attention for it. And why not? We all do, one way or another.
__You're kidding yourself if you think you're not, in some small way, paying attention for it.

I don't get it?

Well, pay attention for it, and you will.

Whoo nice to meet you attention John , I'm attention Whore

Hey baby. I'm looking for a date...a SPECIFIC date...

Flashes attention around the bar, making sure it's obvious.

Flahses at random people

Oh!!! I get it now! sweat

Look, if someone entertains me in a professional manner, they deserve to be paid attention, and well paid attention!
__That's all I'm saying.

Is it any good? Hook me up!

Yeah! -Gives name and number where to go, to get entertained, professionally-

Thanks!
*Pockets attention and rushes off to Canadian Moose's place*

You're welcome -Runs away, to Silver_Blaze's room-

*Arrives at Canadian Moose's parlor and knocks on door*

You thinks that funny?

Run, it's an attention skank. I got its number off the bathroom wall...BIG mistake. It will follow you anywhere, and it's not particular, it doesn't care if the attention is good or bad.

LOL, Napalm, if you think it isn't, just ignore me.

Excuse me?!

THREESOME!

MOSHPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Threesome and moshpit consecutively, that could get messy

That was the idea

Is Fever Red actually called John?

YOU can call me that, but only YOU.

Syren! I only wanted to know how much attention I'd have to pay for thirty minutes of wild whimsy and witty repartee...PURELY for research. I'm doing my doctoral thesis on attention whores, heheh, really!