The KMC Drivethru
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SlipknoT
Hello may I take you order?
Sir Bob III
youpi ding fries are done LOL
nazgulinthedark
i want a hamburger
§pearhead
death death to america!
Be@st
Hy I'd like big fries; cheeseburger and Pepsi.
total metalhead
frankly im shocked and disgusted with all of you
SlipknoT
DING! hamburger hamburger
SlipknoT
Ding! big fries cheeseburger pepsi
Be@st
Thanks *drives away without paying*
SlipknoT
you bastard!*shakes fist in the air*
raven guardia
yes....I would like a Hamburger and a frie and a medium cherry coke.
SlipknoT
I need more emploies
steely balls
can i get some lard, that would be great
raven guardia
I will work for you.....but I want $6.00's an hour with commission
SlipknoT
Your hired, but can you take care of the customers while I watch wrestlemania
HockeyHorror
can i work for 90235809252309832098509382509283509 pennies per second?
raven guardia
I will hire you HH since Slip is watching Tv......and he can pay you since were doing all the work
can I help any customers?
SlipknoT
hmmmm.......sure your hired
BakaXero
i like chee burga and fry a cok
HockeyHorror
yes im rich...I QUIT!
BakaXero
wher me chee burga?
raven guardia
okay baka comeing right up.....*prepares food*
there ya go...that will be $4.25.
BakaXero
ok here chang
you keep
HockeyHorror
*walks in with balck suit, black glasses and black briefcase*
Says, "Im offering you (to the owner) 300000000 pennies to let me buy this fastfood restauraunt"...
is it a deal?
raven guardia
hang on sir I will get the manager for you.....*yells for slip to come*
BakaXero
hey there is fly in food!!!
me no happy
HockeyHorror
*its alright ill wait*
just get me a cheesburger please
SlipknoT
HH sorry but I cant sell this place
raven guardia
okay but first I must take care of the unhappy customer.....sorry baka here is your money back and a fresh burger
okay HH here is your food...I hope you enjoy it
HockeyHorror
WHAT!
gets briefcase, opens it, takes out AK-47 and kills 38 people eating food.
now will u sell it?
HockeyHorror
damn this is a good burger...good enough for me to kill 38 more people!
takes out AK-47 and kills 38 more people eatin food.
BakaXero
*bends down to pick up some money*
hehe me lucky today get free burger and found penny
SlipknoT
No *****! stabs HH in the ey with an icepick
raven guardia
stands behind counter shocked......OMG!!!, what brought that on??? okay I will sell you this place just dont tell slip I sold it to you he might fire me.
leatherface12
Whats the restaraunt called?
BakaXero
*bend down infront of HH and picks up tissue then stands up and bumps into HH*
tch tch litter no good
must be clean!!!
raven guardia
whoah hold up stops slip from stabbing HH now you will get stabs Slip in the arm
BakaXero
*looks around*
o look people sleeping
me do that too
SlipknoT
NO! NO! this place is not for sale LEAVE! please come again. And raven one more action like that and you will be fired.
HockeyHorror
*HH walks in*
WTF whos that guy...he looks like my clone!
o no!!!
O SHIT!!!
there is a clone of me
hide the body lol
SlipknoT
O hey HH there was this guy who looked just like you, he shot 38 people
raven guardia
just stands there very confused
HockeyHorror
AHAHAH
give me 330580238503280528$$$ or i will slap 38 people
HockeyHorror
*the real HH walks in*
wtf
whos that GUY!
O SHIT
O CRAP
ITS MY CLONE
kill it and hide the body!!!
raven guardia
looks around at the HH clones.....all no who is the real HH?
SlipknoT
O shit *takes out gatalin gun and shoots everyone who looks like HH*
BakaXero
~i just relise this is a drive thru~
*go gets car and drives*
this car tricky. how you drive
*crashes into one of the HH*
OPPS!!! me bad
HockeyHorror
*the real real HH walks in*
wtf...
*the real real HH walks out*
comes back in
ill have a cheeseburger
SlipknoT
Baka can I take your order
BakaXero
i like a cheerful meal
SlipknoT
AHh. another HH clone
HockeyHorror
no its the real me...i just need a cheeseburger
raven guardia
takes HH's order here ya go. fresh off the stove.
SlipknoT
one cheerful meal coming up
BakaXero
no cheerful meal
ok
ANGRY meal then
HockeyHorror
great thanks RG
*3000000000 more HH walks in*
The real HH: WTf is going on!
raven guardia
slaps slip across the head with a hot fring pan....Oopps, my bad
BakaXero
*look at all the HH*
you all family no?
HockeyHorror
The Real HH: Who are these wannabes
get the **** out off here...
*3000000 HH clones leave*
raven guardia
drags slips body out side and throws it behind the dumpster.....walks back inside okay the real HH you can now buy the restraunt.
HockeyHorror
Great burger RG
and can i slap u Slip?
HockeyHorror
YEEEEEEESSS!!!
my restauruant
first thing we do is give Raven Guardia all the money
and we burn the place down
*lits fire*
throws it...
raven guardia
thanx HH......lets attack slip and take over the restraunt
HockeyHorror
ok
raven guardia
yey jumps up and down happily
BakaXero
ohh.... it gettin hot in here
maybe i take of all me clothes
SlipknoT
strangles raven. What the **** are you doing and its still my restaurant
HockeyHorror
HEY HEY HEY
dont ever strangle a lady
* 352085092385890723593 more HH's walk in*
OMFG WTF IS GIONG ON@!!!!
*i shoot everyone and myself*
THE END
raven guardia
ties up slip no....now its mine and HH's
SlipknoT
Raven one more move like that and you'll be fired
HockeyHorror
i thought i killed everyone and myself?
damn regeneration
raven guardia
slip you will never fire me I'm your only worker
SlipknoT
Unties self and dipes raven in the deep frier
BakaXero
*on fire*
mmmm....
smell good...
one please
HockeyHorror
*HH wakes uP*
its was all a dream
*walks into restaraunt*
ill have a cheeseburger
*38429057320 HH's walk in*
WTF!!!
raven guardia
makes HH a burger.....da*n you got a lot of clones
HockeyHorror
*HH wakes up*
it was only a dream
*goes to restarautn*
ill have a cheesburger
good this time no clones
raven guardia
okie dokie comeing right up....
SlipknoT
AH! small grease fire...Dont worry its gone
raven guardia
ahhhhhhhh fiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee! every body run!!!!!!
HockeyHorror
lol
rrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnn
SlipknoT
Fires out! come back in
raven guardia
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! runs out the door and gets hit by a car.
Ryan10000000000
five large fries, 3 soft serves, 2 caramel sundaes, 5 big macs, 2 bottles of coke, and 3 quarter pounders with cheese and a box of cookies
raven guardia
gets up and walks into the restaurant okay ryan here ya go.
SlipknoT
you got it.Raven get this man his food
raven guardia
hands ryan his food.
Ryan10000000000
*guzzels down the food in a flash* mooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee
raven guardia
first ya gotta pay....then I will make you more
HockeyHorror
"We're cunninglynguists with stunning english"
ill talk to you guyz later
bye
and watch out for my damn clones
SlipknoT
Here are 95 big macs!
Ryan10000000000
give me moooooreeeeeeeeeeee * takes a bite out of the wall*
raven guardia
I gotta for tonight you guys...but I will see you all tomorrow
~sweet dreams~....(about the evil clones) lol
SlipknoT
HEY! you need to pay for that wall
Ryan10000000000
hands him the money speeds off and does a burnout on me way out
SlipknoT
Thank you come again
raven guardia
{I'm back}
may I take any body's order?
Dregh
I want a cheese burger and fries...
raven guardia
comeing right up *makes food* there ya go that will be $1.75
Dregh
*gives raven $1.75 and $ 18.00 as a tip*
*drives away*
raven guardia
looks at tip and yells thanks dude!.......enjoy your meal
Can I help any customers???
VallejoKid707
A chili-cheese dog!
raven guardia
okay would you like any thing to drink with that??
VallejoKid707
Sprite please!
raven guardia
coming right up...*makes food* there ya go that will be $2.35
Gravity Kills
Burger and fries would be nice. Please
VallejoKid707
Thanks! *Hands over $200* Ill come back later!
raven guardia
wow! thanks VK....we will be waiting for you.
hi GK.....would you like a drink with that?
Gravity Kills
No, that is OK.
raven guardia
okay *hands GK his food* there ya go that will be. $1.75
SlipknoT
I'm back. So how has buissness been?
raven guardia
its been great boss, I got $218.00 in a tip
Gravity Kills
All I have is a twenty...*hands Money* No time, keep the change. *runs away into the shadows*
raven guardia
thanks enjoy your meal.......... make that $238.00 in a tip
VallejoKid707
Well I'm back and the chill-cheese dog was great! Can I have another one with some Fritos and a Sprite thanks!
raven guardia
sure you can have more! and thanks you for enjoying our food.
*makes more food fo VK*.....there ya go. that will be $4.53
VallejoKid707
*Hands over $500.50* Ill come back later!
raven guardia
*takes money* thanks!!!!! I will be waiting.....enjoy the food.
Atlantas
As a person who works for a fast food place i must say i hate this thread. It reminds me too much of work.
raven guardia
I LOVE this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SlipknoT
are you going to order something
Gravity Kills
*returns from shawdows* I think I will have a coke now.
SlipknoT
heres your coke 1.00 please
VallejoKid707
Hi can I have a deluxe bacon burger with chili cheese fries and a Sprite pleease?
Gravity Kills
sure...*unwillingly gives up hard eared(stolen) money*
Gave a five. Once more runs away to the shadows
SlipknoT
ooooooo...we're all out of sprite VJK
VallejoKid707
Eh I ll take a Code Red.
raven guardia
comeing right up VK......*gets food and soda ready* there ya go that will be $2.76
Korri
can i have everything on the menu?
raven guardia
um.....okay but it will take a while to make. *after five hours* here ya go that will be $6,875.00.
raven guardia
sorry but I dont think my boss would like that......I do believe you need to pay me now.
or else you might need to run out with out paying and I can chase you down the street (HINT HINT)
Baylin
*Drives past spraying bullets everywhere.*
What it's a Drivethru?
Sorry I thought it was a Driveby
raven guardia
a drivethru is like where you can go up to the window with your car and order or walk into the restraunt.
raven guardia
May I help any customers?????
SlipknoT
So, how was buissness today
raven guardia
its great boss, I made tons of tips.
can I help the next customer?
Phoenix
can i have a chocolate shake please?
raven guardia
sure comeing right up *makes shake* there ya go that will be $2.25
Phoenix
*hands over $3*
keep the change!
raven guardia
thanks....enjoy your shake!
Phoenix
*slurp*
SlipknoT
I think I'll add burritos to the menu
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