Corran's Bashing thread..
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Corran
No not a thread about bashing Corran or any other member - oh wait I just talked about myself in the 3rd person how wierd.
If you had a BIG hammer what would you bash right now?
I'd bash my Garage door cos it does not open and close properly and it's now annoying me hammer
42Bardock
no bashing whatsoever, not members nor inanimate objects
lil bitchiness
I dont think id so much bash as i would whip flirt1
ladygrim
hmmm ... if i hit my feet wud they get there feel bak cuz they are as numb as i dontkno wat
Corran
You'd whip inanimate objects?

......oh wait I get it now.
fever red
Who would you whip them at?
*all naive*
Syren
toot FAVORITISM toot
My thread wasn't in reference to verbal bashing either but you closed it, everyone should know that. It was much more relevant to this, written by Fever Red;
Ahem...
Canadian Moose...sign here, please!
I hereby relinquish any claim to the body and mind of Syren for no less than twenty-four hours or the duration of this thread. I hold blameless Fever Red, and all associated entities, whether domestic or foreign, for any future compromise to my free and full use/abuse of the body and mind of Syren incurred during the aforementioned period of time. ________
And Syren....
I hereby relinquish any claim to the sovereignty of my body and mind for no less than twenty-four hours or the duration of this thread. I will not disclose any information about Fever Red, any associated entities, and the basement, now and in perpetuity, to any un-authorized persons. I hold Fever Red and associated entities, whether domestic or foreign, blameless in the event that the future sovereignty of my body and mind is SEVERELY and IRREPAIRABLY compromised by the sexcellent experience I am about to have. ______________
Fo' Shame Ms Bitchiness cry
Corran
Yeah Favouritism Milla you've never been mean to me and closed one of my threads, you're only ever mean to Sy and your other favourites

fever red
Syren! Sign, sign, sign!
Canadian Moose
Like I would have signed it anyhow..
CherryPie
I want to bash you
how I can make the simplest words naughtier than they seem
fever red
You'd be insane if you did, which would invalidate it. It's that d@mn catch-22 of "safe, sane, consensual!"
Canadian Moose
Yeeess....Kez is a big girl, I hold no control over her anyhow. If that is what she wants, she'll do it...
CherryPie
I'm lost I'm sorry
I still need to bash something
OI I need something BIGGGGG
Clovie
just one thing to say.
i made a bash me thread long time ago. and raz closed it. and would someone be so kind and tell me why all the other ppl can have it?
Canadian Moose
Sy's already got closed...and this one...apparently, is for inanimate objects...
Corran
Clovie hun, this is not a bash me thread, please read the first post. It's more of a bash things thread - you can use it to eleviate any stress you have about something that is not functioning correctly.
fever red
So I can bash anyone who will hold still for it?
Corran
KMC rules forbid ANY member bashing. Whilst I cannot condone nor encourage such behaviour I would like to point out that I will be stood right here in front of you for a few moments

Clovie
i noticed that later
ooopppps sowwwwie *goes to read 1st post*
fever red
Firmly bashes. (not YOU, Clovie!)
Corran
Thank you, please may I have another.
Sieg Wahrheit
Mallet! Hey! Gimme! It's good for bashing those crazy female idiotic fanatics of my beloved white mage in Rave Master! *bashes those girls*
fever red
Bashes slightly below the first cane mark, careful not to cross stripes and bring up premature blood.
frodo34x
I'd bang Fetcharada...
fever red
I'm a thoughtful woman, yes. I'm SO nice...but I think I upset Syren? Am I too horrid today?
Canadian Moose
No no...god...I didn't mean you...
Corran
Don't think so, although I am completely surprised that Sy is disturbed by anything at all, after all she's into Moose.
fever red
OK, cool. I have to be me. It makes me sad when the sight/sound of me causes people I like to flee...thus, the basement, for re-educational purposes only.
Canadian Moose
No no...likely me.
Canadian Moose
Ain't that the truth.
fever red
You? Moose, did you go on a Swedish-style rampage?
Corran
Oooo, I'm all intrigued as to who is was now. The excitement is killing me.
Canadian Moose
I'm complicated...and brooding, and moody...
shellie
id rather not bash anything...if thats all right *sits quietly*
Corran
Shellie that's more than alright

shellie

thanks *continues to sit quietly*
CherryPie
Hi everyone
how is your freaky day going
i feel fresh..................

Jackie Malfoy
I would not mind hiting my stepfather with a hamer he deserves it.JM
fever red
Hit an effigy of him. You know, like a doll that looks like him. Or burn him in effigy! Right here on KMC.
Also...JM...list me? Just a little? Only once?
Candy x
feverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! whats going down girl!
Candy x
Im so bored....i think i just need to get layed...i'llbe cool then lol. God i sound like a man
fever red
Well, just say the word, and I'LL answer your question!
The Tired Hiker
I would bash Corran's member. Please don't ban me.

Syren

Holy cowbell

The Tired Hiker
Well, I member bashed.

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