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Yah, Milla closed my kinky bashing beeatch thread so I figured I should open another thread, specifically dedicated to myself, for you all to chill out in fab The title of the thread is, of course, supposed to be amusing. Not serious in the slightest, I couldn't give two turds if you actually talk about me, but to me would be nice.

I would love to know ALL about you Sy, pray tell me and the rest of the audience a secret about yourself that only a few currently know.

*closes the thread*

Just kidding...

this was a good one.
NOW DO IT FOR REAL.
jk Syren

Every inch of you?

do it do it

and we should bring my licence just in case

nono furious B!tchiness!! furious nono

haha

I thought one of those smilies were flipping off

Every inch of me what? Talk to every inch of me? Yah, you can talk to my left buttock if you like, but I doubt you'll get much in the way of conversation

ha

go syren go
oh go syren go oh

sorry breaking into song is what I do

It's Go Johnny Go! schmoll

I may not get any converstion out of your left buttock - but that does not mean I would not get something from it.

oh sorry

know what we should do though????


go driving WOO HOO!

Heheheh, Syren, talk ABOUT every inch. Let's discuss your amigdala!

huh

*stomps in*

What?

stomping is fun

lets do it *stops jumping and stomping*

i have now lost my mind

Ugh.... Argh.... Caveman Syren no comprende

It's a part of your brain, dear

Bisexuals have BIG ones. We're the BIGGEST!

I'm actually able to state that I have a BIG ONE and it won't be a lie?? naughty Hot damn!

what?

fever naughty naughty

do i have to spank you

Yes- you HAVE to spank me (and this, my lovely, is what's known as topping from the bottom).
__Syren, yours is so huge, I'm rather alarmed at the size of it. Oh, be gentle!

oh I can't promise that

Good god

I'm naughty face the fact moose

Yes, if there is indeed a God, it would appear that in some things he has been good to some people.

No, not you Randi, I KNOW that...

*shrugs* I suppose...

Oh ok

I want something big too

God, I'm all about the BIG ones.

I....
No, I won't allow myself to be drawn into this one...

Muhahahaha

I need something big in my life I want to squeez it and carress it and hold it with all the love in the world

Get a Moose

thanks for that push buddy...

i am the devils neice trust me

hello?

Hi?

I don't actually recall you being my Niece

Hey, where'd Syren and her BIG One go? (not the Moose, her OTHER BIG One)

She left. She was getting freaked out, which for her, is nearly impossible.

woah whats that all about?

I am too the neice of satan

want proof

Proof! Yes, but I am Lucifer I'm sure I would remember a niece.

Did I freak her out? I'm sorry; I don't want to make her uncomfy.

Why do I always turn up in the threads where the KMC girls are offering spankings, far too late?

Starting to piss me off.

-AC

....so this is what goes on when I'm asleep.... naughty

No, if you want to know what goes on when you're asleep, check out the Ultra Mail Creepiness thread.

Hmmm, what part of 'Do not tell D-Double what goes on when people sleep' are we not quite understanding?

Oh, sorry, Corran.
__Right, D-Double, don't go NEAR that thread, or I WON'T spank you.

*checks*

AAaahh!! scared.......faint



do I get a whup'n?...

Heheheh. Yeh, baby, and then some. Corran and I will work you good.

So, I guess it gets freakier in the day time, then?...

I just heard mention of Sy's left buttock and came a run'n... flirt

Im here! What did i miss..............anyone know how to cure loniness

Lonliness, hmmm I have a cure for that but I'm a bit busy for the next couple of days, I can provide a cure after that.

Meh no thanks! Might just get drunk and waych porn!

OK, you did ask for a cure and far be it from me to aid a damsel in distress.

"anyone know how to cure loniness"

Be with people.

-AC

Good Plan!!

I'm back and i feel freaky, funky and I want to touch your monkey

Um. right, but it will cost you.

I got everything I can give you sweet face

I'm sure you do.

oh yes

Leave my butt cheek outta this, you filthy pimp dawg. It's far too innocent, flawless, nubile and peachy to tolerate it schmoll

Honey, you sound utterly terrified!! hysterical2

how do you know what he sounds like?

Sounds tasty. droolio

This is a big one

Reminds me of a tenacious D song
something aboot Butt Cheeks and Kielpasa Sausage

This is just a tribute!!!!!

To The Syren fab

Its student night! everyone is in the pub..I dont go out much! I have reasons like money and too tired from work!

*sits quietly and adores syren from afar*

I used to think to think that you gott your name from like cop car sirens and crap, but what is syren supposed to mean anyways?

I' want to puke but I'll just HOLD it for L8r :

I know it I know it

I learned my greek Mythology

Are you mad Cherry?

no I'm ecstatic!

Like extasy ectatic?

*hands you a bucket*

thanks but not now :

pity

thanks though

She's green with envy, it's nothing serious. Leave her with the bucket, I'm sure she'll put it to good use. Actually, she probably carries a bucket with her permanently

And I don't want you to adore me from afar, I want you to ravage me naughty

careful what you wish for kear-bear.....

*drools all over the goddamned place* droolio naughty

I know nothering about you so please tell us oh wisewoman or man alittle about thee!JM

You do know me, I was English Moosette and I stuck up for you when you first joined... how could you forget? cry

She is a person who will send hitmen over to your house if you make a post that pisses her off in any way. I should know, one time I got my arm chopped off because I spelled her name wrong

this actually is funny JM. I give you that.

How could you misspell siran? hahaha
D'oh

No it was because I didnt capitalize the S in her name shock

I have a huge confession...........?

And what is that?

Oh **** whats gonna happen to me now?

Im in love with Syren!

Who isnt?

We all love Syren don'T we, wait I don'T know you good enough

ROB, I don't recall I apologise babe, I'm not that much of a beeatch, am I? cry

Interesting confession.

Lol! i think its just lust though!

That is a deadly sin

Not you who chopped my arm off, some random guy in a black suit that looked like agent smith off of the matrix And no your not a beeotch, your Syren

That was probably..... I can't remember. But, anyway, yeah. I'm Syren

Oh yea I remember sorry what's up?JM

Agent Smith he is kind of cool.

I, too, am in lust with Syren. And Paola.
__No, only Paola. Paola, only you! Paola, wait, baby!!!

Paola got this special thing going, I agree

Never seen paola!

She's the mod in the CBMF. Paola's sweet and funny and fair.

jawdrop

And she got the best sigs and avis in the whole wide world

And her taste in Trolls is impeccable.

o!