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Yup, we're hitting a casino and I need to form a group a little bit larger than Ocean's to do it, so I'm recruiting here.

If you feel that you can meet the criteria needed, you COULD be getting a share of $1 billion

So, I'll need:

1 x Casino robber, who will actually enter the premises, remove the money, and bring it back to me
12 x beautiful women (no explanation needed)

so, anyone feel they can meet the high demands to be in Dave's 13?

note: Casino robber not really a requirement

*cough* its way too obvious im in.

Sounds good to me.

*strolls in in drag*

How can you say no? diva

I am in!Just call and tell me what yuo want me to do!JM

sweet droolio

note: the place for "casino robber" may be compromised for another beautfiul woman....

and it may change from "Dave's 13" to "Dave's 123"

I know I can't. It simply accentuates your fine manly form. Magnum, baby!

Darling! I am the perfect lady to be in Dave 13! please except my offer!

*Magnum in Drag*

I demand Brad Pitt look-a-like droolio

i guess someone's gotta rob me my billions

Isn't the Magnum in Drag suffieciently hot? I'm Feverish.

I could tame it a bit with La Tigre

Ah, YES. La Tigre...
My own humble offering:

STILLETO

*RED HEAT*


thumbsup

ooooooOOOH.
Red-hot for RED HEAT!

How is this:

*FEVER DREAM*

What about Daves321? shock

*faints*

Revives him with a sharp nip to his lower belly (old trick- try it- it works- but I'm not responsible if you get slapped. I hear Baylin employs it ALL the time, with good results.)

I'm in.

*wakes up*

Oh, now my dress is all dirty and wrinkled! cry

We'll have to tear it off! Get him, ladies!

naughty

whip2flirt1 Give into the temptation of....(quick, come up with something lever)

Oh, I have my hands full!

Without a doubt

I'd like to apply, here is my resume:

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/tweetz/boobs.gif

lmfao!!

I have NO idea what that is !! But it has to be perverted or sexual droolio

I think it's an ass
really big and disgusting, kinda like Texy's real ass must be! winkiss

I heard he's all tight and slimmy shakeitwhip2flirt1 but you never know!

lol,
I'll Blow up shit I guess...
Don't really qualify for the beautiful wome part...

I just want to be the poker dealer who wears a tux at the Texas Hold'em table. I don't want any lines, though. No dialogue, please.

any place for me..? to be a robber

I wanna play with fire...

I put dibs on the Hacker type character. (see National treasure and Italin Job Remake)

I think she meant do demand Brad Pitt himself. You can do that, right Dave?

One shotgun-throwing robber at your service dave! thumbsup

*throws shotgun at dave*

I'm in the 'twelve', of course fab

OK, I've been working on the plan

at 12:01am, our casino robber will enter the casino.... at which point, myself and the other 12 will be in my hotel room... and umm... the rest is classified

Here are the coordinates...

*hands Dave piece of paper*



*paper reads...*

'LAGNAF'

*hacks into security cameras in Dave's room*

if Im not in, you know what'll happen whip2

don't worry liv

*Sends live streaming Security camera tapes to CNN*

and while everyone is watching that, the robbery will be done

Exactly. Everone is busy watching Dave and the 12, while someone robs the casino.

see, it's bullet-proof

even if the plan fails, i still had a great night

And so did me and my hand...

Classified, huh?

VERY sophisticated plan, Dave!

*hacks into all the girls brains*
*deletes the bit of coding : Dave = sexy; Frodo = unsexy*

*replaces it with: Dave = unsexy; Frodo = sexy*

was there ANY need to remove my sexiness?

*changes the coding again, this time to : Dave = sexy. Frodo = sexier *

Ui ui ui what an interesting thread
Bardock=sexiest

No Bardock, you can't do that. I'm the only haxxor in teh village

Ok so do it for me please

*Coding : Bardock = Ugly

That didn't change anythign, tss

Yes it did. Ugly is a big improvement for you

true, so now I can get fetchy droolio

Congrats moderator Dave

just dave will do

Ok Mr Dave

that's Mr dave to you

Yes Sir Mr dave12345 shock

Happy 13th birthday dave!







Oh wait, did I misunderstand the thread?...

you're almost there....

you're not on the team schmoll

You gotta love the moggy, dave!


*grabs dave in a headlock*

you're so drunk

I'll be telling everyone they're my best mate in a minute...

Wow, Dave DID knock over a casino, and he bought Raz with the illicit monies!
__I'm most impressed by HOW you became a mod! That big thang IS impressive, too.

*slips a few bills into her pocket* whats that?

Can I be part of it? Anything a vigilante cop? Anything?

What's what? I'm lost now?
Hang on... money? Drinks are on me, then, Dave!

OMG funny, i shoulda thought of that!!

me??? do I have a chance to be in your group???

cry

arent those Jessica Rabbit's ta-ta's? She must be feeling awful lonely by now.

Ooo Ooo Pick me pick meh!!

PICK ME PICK ME DAVE!!!!!! *puts something sexy on..........*

droolio yeah, you can be one of the 12

Can I be number 2?

no you can be a casino robber, or you can watch it all on camera

yay!!! dance

Can I be the guy who steals daves sandwhiches while hes watching star wars movies?

yes.... but you'll have to catch me watching SW first

M'kay I now have the coolest job

you appear to have over looked my job, along side that of all my wonderful ladies

^ agree................ *decides what to wear under business like attire*

don't let me know surprise me

The butler did it!

confused

Im numero uno! in Dave's 13

I get daves leftovers.

I get daves money

I get his STDs.

I'm in the 12, right Dave?

so when exactly is this going on?

^ yeah Dave............. let's do this!

Whenever the majority of my 12 are ready droolio

*Enters dave office in lowcut black suit with two desert eagle guns*

"So what's the plan?"

I want to be the camera operator!

am i there or not?

Yeah, I think you get to end up as the mother of dave's firstborn child. At least as far as we know.

not the best idea

Oh, you'll be a great mom!

you think so? curlers

Yeah, you have what a takes to be a good mom.

and what is it?