FB's Corny Joke of The Day.

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Frosty Beverage

January 12th, 2005.

Q:If an elephant and mouse jump off the empire state building, which would hit the ground first?

A:The mouse, because the elephant can't fit in the elevator to get up to the roof.

Mane

*WOMP womp* yawn

Ronny

a little boy and his 25 year old brother are on a boat, the brother pulls out a beer, "can i have a sip" the little boy asks "CAn your dick reach your *******?" the brother asked rudely the little boy paused, "well, no, no it cant" the little boy said, "Then theres your answer" about5 mintues later the big brother pulles out a sandwich "Can i have a bite please?" asked the little boy, "Well" said the brother " Can your dick reach your *******?" once again the little boy said " well no, no it cant" he aswered. they sat in silenc, then 10 mintues later the little boy pulls out acandy bar, the brother looks down at him "Hey can i have some of that?" he askes, the little boy smirked and asked "i dont know, can your dick reach your *******?" the bigger brother said "Well yes it can" he answered, thinking he had won. "The ,little boy smiled at him "Then go Fuk yourself"

5knuckleShuffle

rotflmfao!!!!! ^ thats a good one ronny.

q. why does bill clinton have safe sex?

a. he didnt light the cigar

mechmoggy

Here's a scoreline for you: -

Real Madrid - 1

Surreal Madrid - Fish

BTW, I've only had a 1 in 3 success rate of people getting this joke...

frodo34x

I got it.

Frosty Beverage

January 15th, 2005:

Q: How do you make a Hormone?

A: Don't pay her.

BONUS CORNY JOKE:

Q: What has a thousand teeth and holds back a monster?

A: My Zipper.

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