The Creator's Birthday

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ToMacco
Well I'll be a son of a *****.

It's Zed's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! rolling on floor laughing rolling on floor laughing

Raz
Why yes it is!

I doubt he'll be in to post though.

queeq
All hail to mighty Zed.

yerssot
I'll hail when he posts... what happened to him?

LanceWindu
Who knows. I've never seen him post. I just know who he is.

yerssot
I've seen him posting... months ago

LanceWindu
But the only place he posts is in the movie area. I only visit there once in a while.

yerssot
well, you haven't missed anything there, I think

LanceWindu
To me it is boring.

yerssot
me, the forum, the movie section or Zed?

Gundark
Happy Birthday Zed !!! (sorry its late)

LanceWindu
Just the movie section yerss.

yerssot
Ow! You should check it out! It's full of... errr... movies

LanceWindu
Really??? They have "errr movies"???

yerssot
yup, right next to the bleurgh movies

LanceWindu
Now I have to go check it out.

yerssot
so I get one to the movie section and what reward do I get? nothing! ha!

LanceWindu
You don't deserve anything.

yerssot
How wude!

mechmoggy
Thats not true LW, Yerss always deserves a good kicking. stick out tongue

yerssot
Kick the Wacko!
-No don't kick the Wacko!
Kick the Wacko!

*Yerss gets kicked, flies away, hits a nail*

The Wacko has been spiked!

Raz
I'm sure he'll post something later on tonight.

We went out to London on his birthday.....which was cool smokin'

Zed
Thanks.

Had exams then projects, busy busy. Hopefully will be here more often.

And at last some recognition!!

yerssot
great to see you back Zed;

as promised now...
*hails Zed*

LanceWindu
Everyone quick bow to your master.

*Bows down*

Gundark
All kneel before Zed.

*kneels*

Okay, what kind of special treatment do I get now ?

Raz
Get up people! No need to kneel before "Useless Zed" wink

yerssot
yeah! I'm the one you should kneel for!

Raz
Keep dreaming yers....for you see....you should all be kneeling before moi! big grin

Gundark
*kneels before Raz*

Okay, now what special treatment do I get ?

Raz
Umm....you can be my Queen big grin

yerssot
anyone knows where the smacking machine is???
*looks around*
RAZ! Put that down will you!!! eek!

Gundark
Wow ! Even queeq doesn't call me his Queen.

*leaves message on answering service*

Hello you've reached Gundark. If this queeq, I've dumped you for Raz. If this is anybody else, please leave a message and I'll get back to you shortly.

laughing out loud

LanceWindu
HaHa good one

Gundark
Fortunately queeq hasn't reached my answering service yet....

yerssot
*phones Queeq*
uhhuh... yes... hmm.. phone Gundark... yes... disturbing, isn't it?

It was his answering machine

Gundark
yerss....don't encourage him. mad

You want rescued in RP or not ? Seems like you're having a little problem with tentacles right now. Hehehe. laughing out loud

yerssot
how would YOU know cheater???

And he wasn't home you knowstick out tongue

Gundark
Thats Master Cheater to you, you double-crossing knight. laughing out loud

Zed
C'mon people stop defecting from me.

I am your master and you will ... a f*ck it, getting bored ...

You know that me and Raz are the same person, dont you???

Sh*t ignore that!

queeq
mad
*O hi Zed, nice of you to drop by*
mad
*adjusts Tomacco slapping machine to Gundy size*
mad
*builds atomic bomb and leaves it on Gundy's doorstep*
mad mad

Gundark
Oops.

*checks 1945 atomic bomb guide*

It says here in case of angering your Sith Master beyond reason and in danger of atomic bomb blast from said anger, to do one of the following;

1. Hide, preferrably in the fartherest galaxy.

2. Blow your brains out.

3. Beg for mercy.

Hmmmm.....

queeq
4. You can run, but you can't hide. mad evil face

Gundark
Well that leaves 2 or 3. Not planning on blowing my brains out, cause I need them occasionally.

*Throws self at queeq's feet and wraps arms around his legs*

I'm begging for mercy now.

queeq
You need to try harder, you unfaithful b***^^$&^$%&*^%*)&*%*%**&^ and (*^(%^*%*&$%&%&% or I'l *&%&*(%(O^*%&%$^$ and *(&^(^^(**^(*(.
My wrath will be long remembered. evil face

Gundark
Oh my most beloved Sith Master, the most exaulted, most great, most powerful, most feared in all the galaxy, I beg for your mercy.

*smothers queeq with wet kisses, rubs naked body all over him*

ToMacco
Good lord. eek!

Gundark
You have someplace to hide me ?

ToMacco
Damn right. You can hide at my place. wink

Gundark
*hides at ToMacco's place*

Good job. He'll never find me here.

ToMacco
*gives Gundy a drink*

So, how you doin'?

Gundark
*best italian guy voice *

How you doin' ?

yerssot
*sits down, takes a big bag of popcorn and a large soda*
*begins eating*
THIS I have to see!

mechmoggy
*Talking to queeq on the phone*

- You checked everywhere for her eh?

- Yup, that sounds like everywhere she'd think of going, except maybe To's place but when's the last time he had a chick back there?!! Ha ha ha ha.......oh mercy.

Raz
Yo, Gundy - why don't you stay over at my place? wink

yerssot
I think you posted in the wrong thread Raz wink

Raz
'Twas in response to this.

yerssot
still ... with that reply...
Go Tiger wink

Gundark
Well since Mech (my former pal) has practically ratted me out, now I have to go hide somewhere else.

*gets plane ticket to Raz's place*

yerssot
I wonder where she will flee to now...

Gundark
Good answer.

*arrives at Raz's with backpack and cupcakes*

Hi. wink

yerssot
Hmmm... my bet is .... New Zealand...

Ushgarak
Whose body did you rub him with?

queeq
That's private.

Apology accepted, Gundy.

*snaps fingers* HEEL! evil face

Dim
*sigh* watching your two's antics is sorta like walking on my parents having sex.

queeq
Well, you're here. At least it was effective. wink

Gundark
Dim, I am completely at a loss for a response to that. stick out tongue

yerssot
*covers eyes*
My eyes!

Well, there's a picture I don't want to see again for the next 15 years!

Dim
Now you see my dilemma roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud

finti
eek! eek!
oh man eek!

Gundark
Well since Zed's birthday is over.....maybe it would be prudent to lock this now. stick out tongue

finti
dear prudence

queeq
Who? big grin

Gundark
Well I'm still on Raz's doorstep......he must have ran out for a six-pack.

yerssot
A six-pack of Gundark? He sure is making fun now!

queeq
roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
Belgium is the reason for x-files

queeq
And why no one has access to them.

yerssot
as long as no one hears about the ZZ-files, they're topsecret and if they leak out, I have to go back to my homeplanet... ... errrr... ignore that last one big grin

finti
we always ignore you Yers big grin

yerssot
how come you replied to my post then?

queeq
Just go back to homeplanet Belgium. We don't mind. big grin

yerssot
Belgium is no homeplanet! It's an ordinary street!

queeq
From your point of view. For us it's just an ugly alien planet.

Gundark
Ugly alien planet. Spoken like a true imperial.

Hey....wait a minute...the imperials are the bad guys.

*slowly pulls out clown gun*

queeq
*slowly pulls out Death Star 2 laser*

yerssot
*slowly pulls out a straw for his cola*

mechmoggy
Turn to page 256 if you want to make a lunge for Yerss' straw

Turn to page 164 if you want to make lunge for the Death Star laser

Turn to page 54 if you want to make a lunge for Gundy's clown gun

Turn to page 201 if you want to make a lunge for Gundy's boobs

yerssot
laughing out loud

phinney6
*turns to page 201*

i thought RAZ was the great creator..why zed?

Gundark
Hey ! How did my boobs get into this ?

*checks page 201*


Oh. Okay. I see now.

phinney - you are lost dude !

finti
together with Yers they make a couple then. big grin

yerssot
*cheats and checks page 201*
Ow!!! Now I get it! hehehe

phinney6
*cheats* "Oh?"

queeq
*checks page 201*

Hehehehe, you don't even know half of it. big grin

Dim
Hmmmm...guess I'd better not check page 201 laughing out loud

Gundark
I think we'd better censor page 201...

Dim
Okay..now I've gotta look.

finti
peek a boo

yerssot
Anyone saved the page to their harddisk, in case they close the book?

finti
close all books

yerssot
nah, we can't give that much pleasure to ToMacco

finti
To dont know what a book is

Gundark
I thought To read the back of cereal boxes.

finti
nah his mom does it for him

LanceWindu
Now that's sad.

mechmoggy
Sad but true.

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

Gundark
I hear Dim coming with her shackles.

yerssot
*listens*
I don't hear anything

Gundark
Well since the creator's birthday is long gone....

I'll use Dimmy's shackles.

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