Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

Read...

Hmmm Mori! she is english! So maybe it would be never date a English women!

I would have just chopped it all off!

and just what is wrong with our women?

love the british men droolio

Ones that pull you're testicles off I draw the line at.

again:

British MEN droolio

MornGlory...just to be safe, you're not Brithish are you?

yike
but i heard a story where a guy did it with his ex and she chopped this dick off...
OUCH!!!

Im an american why?

What would you rather lose?
The meat or the two veg?

I can't even think about it.

NEITHER!!!!!!!!!!

Im gonna fashion some sort of armour... it will stay on forever, or until I meet a girl that definitely won't rip anything off.

Well, damn...

what about dating an american chic

Then you have to be in America...

o

Okay...

But I'm scared of my girlfriend now!

why

She's British...

ok

when I lived in London - all the british girls were snobby

Holy shit, I'm from Birkenhead - I must add I do not know any of the aforementioned peoples

yeah and look what happend to John wayne bobbit

hey it was more like the guys fault
and so u lot know IM BRITISH so stop being rude

droolio

I swear, American girls (from my experience, not generalising) are lucky that I'm not a bad guy.

When I was in NYC I swear I could have had nearly any girl I spoke to, based solely on my accent.

It's so strange the way things translate.

-AC

That happened, me and my dad were in America somewhere, we'd broken down, and too incredibly hot chicks were hanging on our every word... im 14, and my dads like 50 and bald, so were not exactly hot...

its just soo sexy droolio

I think that about some American accents though. Typically West and East coast.

-AC

Trust mike to be at MT

I don't care about nationally.My boyfriend is spanish and it does not brother me.However my stepfather is a raciest and he hates that the fact that my boyfriend is spanish.What a jerk.jm

im british nothing rong wit me

typical Liverpudlians





no offence to anyone from Liverpool

I'm thinking that can do nothing other than offend, oh and btw, the chick was from Birkenhead NOT liverpool, it's a completely different place.

I'm sorry i didn't read it all i felt the mans pain

I'm hoping you didn't really

The two veg. But still...

The lesson to be learnt from this- Never say no. crazy

Or say no, put a pringles can over the little general, get in your car and drive like hell.

Or that.

why would he say no ?

unless he was seeing someone then i don't see why he said no

Maybe she was hideous, had STD's or he just couldn'y be assed.

Don'T you think british women sound sexy?

Im british, to me... they sound like women... you cant hear your own accent.

I can hear and despise german accents (I got one )
But British sounds cool on guys and sexy on women, well I guess there are a lot of different dialects and stuff but still cool.

If a woman actually tore one of my testi-spheres off, provided I was still alive, I would make her bungee jump with her fallopian tubes.

See who's laughing then.

-AC

Hmm this is interesting