The official 'Pointless' thread

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PissedOffGoalie
Ok you know how all the 'official' threads have topics such as 'what time is it?' 'what do you look like?'whats your name?' etc etc well this one has NO TOPIC!!! TALK ABOUT ANYTHING!!!

steely balls
this is so pointless

eleveninches
I am drinking orange juice and listning to WMXX. What R U doing?

PissedOffGoalie
im listening to metallica

citadel
glow tag dont work no mo.

*Georgina_A*
I know sad

PissedOffGoalie
i just farted...wow that was random

steely balls
i'm stripping to my under wear

eleveninches
I'm already naked.

steely balls
free ballin is the way to a good life

leatherface12
Waffles

HockeyHorror
not to be pointless, but isn't a pointless thread made by a pointless person?

big grin

PissedOffGoalie
*slaps hockey*

Fallen Jedi
*drops in and gives every guy in here a kiss*

PissedOffGoalie
dont kiss hockey he was mean to me!!

steely balls
that was pretty pointless

Fallen Jedi
yeah, it kinda was. i just had this sudden urge. *gives steely another kiss*

lil bitchiness
There have been so many threads like this...sooo many.sleepy

leatherface12
Was it on the lips or cheek? big grin

PissedOffGoalie
*looks around at the guys sadly cause no1 will kiss her

HockeyHorror
well "IF" i was mean then i apologize


maybe LOL

steely balls
awwww shucks embarrasment

steely balls
*french kisses every one*

PissedOffGoalie
ok hockey i forgive ya

Fallen Jedi
*gives LF another kiss too* now that was on the lips.

HockeyHorror
so basically to sum up all the pointlessism, a pointless person, with a pointless personality, with a pointless self-esteem which is basically pointlessism would make a pointless thread...so wahts the point of this?

laughing out loud

PissedOffGoalie
im not pointless at all.....but im sure ur full of points! *sarcastic*

*Georgina_A*
That's the point, there is no point of this pointless thread... no expression

HockeyHorror
nah i take the apology back, and you can keep the change

PissedOffGoalie
*hates hockey forever*

HockeyHorror
YES

PissedOffGoalie
??

leatherface12
Mmm tasty. wink

Dogbert
Wow no expression I am speechless...

steely balls
*licks every ones toes* no i not gay

HockeyHorror
...i have socks on and stay away from my toes!

damn i feel like rhyming something but my head hurts sad

Fallen Jedi
um, steely you're kinda scarying me here. blink

PissedOffGoalie
yeah steely ever tried therapy?

leatherface12
Can I have another kiss fallen jedi? big grin

Fallen Jedi
i don't know. that depends on you really LF.

PissedOffGoalie
i want a kiss!!! (from a guy please...)

steely balls
therapy is to over rated, i just look at porn (that doesn't make any sense)

Dogbert
Hockey, I think she is talking to you... stick out tongue
lol

leatherface12
Ok then Ill behave. big grin

PissedOffGoalie
a kiss from HOCKEY! eww i dont want boils on my face!!!

steely balls
*kiss*

PissedOffGoalie
yay

HockeyHorror
Yea steely you and POg need to see a therapist big grin

HockeyHorror
i dont kiss girl that like to have sex with horror icons like Jason big grin

PissedOffGoalie
naw i dont need one i take psychology

and i have an A in it too!!!

Fallen Jedi
*gives LF another kiss* don't know where that came from.

PissedOffGoalie
and ur the one who wanted to do Jason i said id rather do my dog

eleveninches
Screw this pointless thread. I'm going to bed

leatherface12
big grin Thanks fallen jedi.

leatherface12
Nice rhyme. big grin

HockeyHorror
POG lets begin your mental theraby

Question one: (if you get wrong for every question you get a slap from every member of KMC) alright 1. What is the circumfrance of Leatherface12's head

PissedOffGoalie
HockeyHorror+JasonVoorhees= love

POG+ a hot guy in her psychology class = COUPLE!!!!!!!!

steely balls
*gives LF a kiss too* i not gay

Fallen Jedi
yeah, but don't get used to it LF. i'm still neo's.

steely balls
i'm going to far

Fallen Jedi
blink um, are you sure you're not gay steely?

leatherface12
Umm I think Ill pass. sick

HockeyHorror
sorry POG im not gay...i got a hot smart girlfriend big grin
straight A's what else do i need, maybe a shotgun to blow off your head.

PissedOffGoalie
*looks at her psychology notes*

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!


HOCKEY HORROR IS INSANE!

Dogbert
Wow no expression
This thread got weird... fast

Fallen Jedi
it sure did.

PissedOffGoalie
im a girl and im straight

HockeyHorror
i dont see what implications you determined to call me "insane"...caps not needed...unless your angry...taps not needed unless you flirting...you know what i mean...you say pointless things in a pointless thread...i guess that makes you a pointless KMC head

ouch that kinda rhymes at end big grin

PissedOffGoalie
*shoots herself so she would not have to hear hockey's endlessm yammer*

steely balls
i'm not gay, i'm just confident with my sexuality

HockeyHorror
ill bring some intellectual discussion to the table as you can see we can either discuss the matter why there is a worm inside POG's brain or we can disscuss this song by Ras Kass- Interview with The Vampire


Ras Kass:
You want to talk to God? God never sleeps.

Chorus
Ras Kass: Now what came first,
the chicken or the egg?
God: Armageddon.
Ras Kass: A arm a leg a leg a arm a head.
Headin in
your direction.
The riddle was the answer to the question.
Born of the flesh, what is perfection

Ras
Kass:
Inside my mother's womb,doomed to return to the tomb.
Or was it from the dead I was raised?
All
too soon to pay, on judgement day,
Is this beginning or the ending,
Died sinning, still winning,
still grinning.
This ending, verdict still pending, born pretending,
Three-hundred
billion men, women, and children.
Deja vu, could be I'm dreaming,
But we all ask for divine
reason,
While still breathing, and until leaving.
Who?, What?, When? Where?, How?
But
most of all why?

God:
Why what?

Ras Kass:
Do we live just to die?

God:
The Book of Haden.
Way
before the after God pitting heads.
No God for me, mathematically, in division.
My decision
was all inventions.
I need not mention infinite dementions.
But the human mind's flaw was
limited comprehension.
So while you try to travle to Mars and the stars,
The God manifests
through the entire universe.
>From the Sun, Moon, the Earth.
I created man in my image and
the black man was first.
The scientific explanation, yea I made man out of dirt.

Ras Kass:
But
how can a man be first, when its the woman that's giving birth?

God:
Listen, single-celled
organisms.
The homosapien, the albanein

Ras Kass:
What's that?

God:
White people.

Ras
Kass:
They keep the world seperate and unequal.

God:
The teach you, right is wrong, wrong
is right.
Up is down.
Teaches King Arthur's throne, is the planets that are round

Ras
Kass:
Can we really time travel, and is there life in outer space?

God:
Wait, you knew all
this in the first place.
You tryin to get to God.

Ras Kass:
But, I've fallen from your grace.
A
billion paths to take, but which one is truly straight?

Chorus

Ras Kass:
Can you walk
across water or rise from the dead?
I heard he said he lived, and the son of man bled.

God:
Its
a process, shit dont just happen, I create it.
Everything you see, and shit you dont, son I
made it, and waited.
I'm the big bang theory and evolution.
Been there, done that, from revolution
to prostitution.
The first and final solution.
The quaran, bible, and vedas, is only tools,
dont
be confused when the medula oblagada do

Ras Kass:
Oh, so revelations is Genesis.

God:
Three-sixty
degrees are limitless.

Satan:
Shit, my motherf**kin nemesis.

Ras Kass:
Who is you?

Satan:
Son,
I thought you knew.
Who else? Lucifer, the lie bearer stupid, the devil himself.
He the creator,
we all the creations, guess i'm eternal damnation.
Got you bitches seaking your own salvation.
Who
taught you how to pray?
You read it in the book, look, your bear witness to Amen Ray.
Every
day when you say Amen, and then turn around and preach worshipin false
Gods,
Is an unforgettable
sin.
Yea the good book is like comic books,
You take 'em too literal,
I tricked you in to believin'
the power to reason,
Makes you able to live infinitely, in the physical.
Guess I'm the pawn
com lyrical.
Basically I tell true lies in general, the yin and the yang
The player with a
trillion years of game.


God:
He got you sellin your spiritual, for power, monery, and
fame,
I came out of tripple stage darkness, gave mortals my attributes.
But even you may
be a mystery God like the lockhead,
A used sign to prove or disprove my existence.
Tryin to
align this, artificial intelligence, cloned in a space station,
Tryin to build the tower
of babylon.
But you savages stake me, when I start erasin homosapiens.
You lookin for an
angel with wings,
I'm 'a bring young niggas with a ak, f**k a alien.

Ras Kass:
So what you
sayin is, you the one that created sin.

God:
What you call mother nature, was the nature
of me.
What you call evil, ultimately, was the force inside of me.
Matter cant be created
or destroyed it just changes shape.
One God, many people, and many faith.
And this is how
I wanted to do 'em.

Ras Kass:
Wait, wait, hold up.
Father tell me, who is God's son?

Chorus

God:
I
be the Jesus to your Buddah, the Chrishna at your Junah,
The big kahauna, Jehova Witnesses,
suede pumas.
Zuese, Pharoah, Elohim, Saturn, Yaweh Jiah,
Arastifa Rah, Allah, the most
powerful.
But then, only Adam and I.
I'm the oceans, the trees, a bumble bee, and a glock.
Earthquakes,
how much money you ever take.
The reason behind every mistake mankind continually makes.

Ras
Kass:
Did God create man, or did man need to create God?

Satan:
The answer is both, cause
how mortals look at God is odd.

God:
You try to customize me to be comfortable.
For what
you want to do, and how you choose to act.
The Roman Christians will tell you God aint black.
But
to get something from nothing is physically impossible, thats a fact.

Satan:
Black is
the combination of all colors

Ras Kass:
White is the lack thereof.


God:
Darkness is
beneath the ground, and in the skies up above.
The clue, is that the true illumination is me,
not illuminati.
Cause I alone discriminate,
Any who be believing they can rationalize
our out reason me.
Who created your creature, sutdent can never be greater than the teacher.
Wether
its Adam and Eve, or atomic chemistry.
I'm the one true source of all energy.
Who will evantually
destroy every enemy when I see fit.
I cant blaspheme my own name so when Goddamnit, so be it.

Satan:
Thats
called the wrath of God, but we gotta deal, I can chill
F**k up the whole world, and in the end,

He'll still fulfill his plan, to return man to his original position.
Nigga gave me some
hooks, and said I gets to go fishin.

God:
I gave man doiminion over the Earth, to master the
wealth.
But most of my children dont have dominion over theyself.

Satan:
Thats where
I come in.
Call it original sin.
Well, who really gives a flying f**k?
I taught you how to
blood suck, and ultimately self destruct.

God:
Know the ledge, wise the dome, do the data.
I'm
the alpha.

Satan:
I'm the beta.

Ras Kass:
And I'm omega.
To be or not to be was man's question
since conception.
I think that for our end, was man's preception.
But the birth is the ressurection.
The
son of God, or God's son, that lights our entire spectrum.
You got everlasting life, long
as you got day and night.
Illumination, not education, to bring the blind sight.
And what
you need to know is that you'll never know it all.
I'm a lowercase g, son of the ever-living
God.

steely balls
yeah

*Georgina_A*
no expression sure...

Fallen Jedi
um, okay. sure. whatever floats your boat.

leatherface12
Ok but how about kissing a girl instead of me.

steely balls
i don't have a boat

steely balls
she doesn't like me

Fallen Jedi
then you should build one. big grin

HockeyHorror
hmmmm i think some people take things literally...

leatherface12
Thats why I edited that post. big grin

Fallen Jedi
*gives steely a hug* sure i like you.

bLooMiLiCioUs
is that a real song??
it's loongstick out tongue

and why is it called Interview with the Vampireconfused?

steely balls
sad wait big grin

HockeyHorror
i said dont take the song LITERALLY

it has a very deep meaning

and i think vampire as in 2 sdies (god, satan)
(yin yang) etc etc

Fallen Jedi
hey, i'm a vampire. yes got bitten by one today too. it hurt like hell, let me tell you.

HockeyHorror
thats great...i guess...somehow?

leatherface12
Oh that was me that bit you fallen jedi. big grin j/k

Fallen Jedi
um, i thought i staked you back in transylvania. blink

leatherface12
Oh yeah that was steely that bit you.

steely balls
Uh Oh wait what?

Fallen Jedi
was that you steely?

steely balls
uh sure huh

Fallen Jedi
well was it or was it not?

steely balls
yeah it was me steely balls

Fallen Jedi
*pulls out a colt 44* its loaded with ultra-violet ammunition.

steely balls
just because i bit you doesn't mean i'm a vampire, i had a name tag on that said Nate's not a vampire don't be threatened. which is quite obvious, your so silly fallen jedi

Fallen Jedi
*puts away the gun* sorry. i'm gonna hunt down that bastard that turned me.

PissedOffGoalie
im at school now *zzzz*

oh and what did i miss?!

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