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The two most devastating paragons of butlery go mono a mono!!

Alfred. He has a shotgun.

Does Alfred get his infamous prep time?

Alfred's been on M16 or something. He wins this one.

I'd have to go with Jarvis..he's been trained by Captain America..like everyone else in the freaking MU..

Don't forget.
Jarvis serves up a godly flagon of mead with astonishing efficiency.
Alfred's coffee and tea is second to none.
Jarvis has prior military training.
Alfred has training as well. And a shotgun.
This battle may even come down to who makes a meaner tea and crumpets.

Face Front True Believers....
This Titanic Tussle of Terrific Butlery Is Truly A Senses-Shattering
Struggle of Epic Proportions.

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Jarvis wins this hands down. While Alfred only attends Batman -- Jarvis has to deal with the ENTIRE Avengers roster. You just can't beat that. If Riddick could kill a man with a teacup imagine what JARVIS can do with it.

jarvis he stood up the wrecking crew.
the wrecking crew are some tough dudes.

Nate Grey Riddick is the man, Jarvis can only give you a tea cup not kill you with.Anyway Jimmi Olsen can own both them.

It was a " joke ", K3VIL. I believe everyone realizes that Jarvis could hardly murder anyone with a teacup, homie. And Jimmy is more along the same lines as Rick Jones -- not Jarvis or Alfred.

well he could kill you with the teapot.
but I don't change my mind Jarvis wins.
he could use the hoover.

if he broke off the handle of the teacup he could shove it through alfred's eye/throat.
jarvis - the Psycho Servant............ da da daaaaaaaa

With enough time and preperation, Jarvis or Alfred could probably
cook up one hell of a supper that'll put anyone this side of Galactus
down with pangs of wanton hunger.

These two could potentially be the most powerful of all time...

Alfred's X-british super spy. Real field experience versus got patronized by Cap's training. No competition, Alfred all the way.