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This actually happened last year before school ended (still holidays)

It was because that @sshole science teacher of mine said that the Evil Dead movies sucked and everybody involved with them should be killed.

So I leapt out of my chair and screamed "You better shut the **** up if you want to live Fat Boy!"

It was worth it, no one bad-mouths The Evil Dead movies, Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi while I'm around!

ILL KILL THE FAT MOTHER ****ER WHO SAID THAT MORON

As I already said, somewat more calmly than Ronny... 'fill his science room with gas, and light a match, before I do'

You got suspended for talking. I hit a teacher in the head with an eraser before and I didnt get suspended

While your teacher is apparently a moron, you threatened his life directly so suspension seems somewhat conceiveable.

-AC

I threw a pen and it hit one in the head, she didnt even find out who it was

Do not worry people, on the last day of school I slipped poison into his coffee

That'll teach the b@stard!

So you killed him?

Would she tell us?

maybe

Guys I'd love to tell you but I'm on the run from the law

Whats his name so I can go kill him a bit more?

Evil Dead was a pretty bad movie though

So your running around with your computer?

*slaps*

Its better than what she'll do to you.

i got suspened two days in a row for talking back to a teacher

one day i got suspened for telling a teacher to 'shut up you dont know what your talking about" and the day i got back the same teacher sent me to the pricipals offece for rufusing to say accept an apology from to some basterd who squeezed my boob and then the principle told me i wasnt aloud at school for the next three days

oh well Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees are after me already so what can happen

The Evil Dead fans can catch you?

This would be pretty bad, if they get me what would be less painful saying it sucked or telling them I never saw it?

Say you never saw it, then we'll just tie you to a chair and make you watch the trilogy until you say you love them.

I can say that now. Is it any good?

Bloody brilliant.

Thats good I never saw any good zombie movie ever

You better hope they find you before I do!!!!!!!! furious

Nah those guys are scary the only one I really don't want to meet anymore than those two is probably Two-Face

Two-Face?

Who the hell is two face?

A Batman Villain, He is one sick ****

Is he the guy that killed Bruce Waynes parents?

If you don't like The Evil Dead movies then you're not much better.

Noh he is the guy with half a good-face and one ****ed up, and he tortured some guy non stop for 2 days he's well a sadist I'd say.

And I am better than the guy who killed Brucies Parents

Not if you don't like The Evil Dead movies

I thought you told this story aready?JM

Evil Dead is great. Can't say I was ever suspended. The teachers liked me, although I did talk to much during class, and there was the whole dice gaming in English... hehehe, ah, the memories.

I've never seen it, never even heard of it before this, therefore, watch me care:

No ones been suspended from my school, everyone's good here Although the choir teacher's a bit psycho, he wants us to insult him, so we're always like "YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN PATHETIC!!" and he likes it... dontgetit

Mmph, anyways, even if I am not entirely a "good girl", I don't believe that was the right thing to say to your science teacher. Yah I know, that was a pretty big insult on his part, but live with it. Not everyone's gonna agree with you 24/7.

shock Oh my God, do I see a large post? I'm so proud of myself

Well you must care to post here

Imperial Samura: Goody-good...

No, No it wasnt

I like Evil Dead, I luuuuuuuuv, Army Of Darkness. Best movie.

I know!

I own the DVD boxset. Bitches.

I own the meaning of life by Monty Python

"If you don't like The Evil Dead movies then you're not much better."

That's like me saying if everyone doesn't love the first Matrix then they are shit.

Pointless.

-AC

Yeah, especially because The Matrix was not that good after all

I own the Monty Python boxset too.

but but but, I own, I own well no box sets cry

"Yeah, especially because The Matrix was not that good after all"

That's your opinion. Which is exactly my point.

-AC

I agree with you

Yeah, well I'm getting the DVD boxed Set in February!

And then there's the time when you were singing Lateralus in class and the teacher told you to stop and several minutes later you jumped up and yelled "T1TTY!" hysterical

I can't get over that one for some reason

yes that was much fun

Golly...

im a trouble maker

Me too

right on

oh, ok.

Well I'm glad you understand, Frosty

Did you actually poison the guy?