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During some PM's with fellow member Rusky some funny Bond-jokes surfaced...

He wanted to go and kill some mice, getting them drunk first. He would use a wodka-cheese (whipped not stirred)
Cause he has a mouse who's named ... Mouse... Mickey Mouse.
With his mouse-girl Minnie...


"I'm Minnie, mister Mouse"
-"Not from where I'm standing "

*bumps*




why it doesn't have any replies?

cause on second thought... it's not that funny

to be honest i can't see clou of the joke...
but still thread with no replies?

it's JB inspired, that was all

i don't understand cry

that it was in the james bond-mood

i understand what you are saying.
but i don't see what mickey mouse has in common with bond

it somehow ended in talking about mice

i still don't get it cry

lol... clovie how can u not get it???? easily actually cause I dont get it either... so next joke?

it was terrible, I know

it is not that it is a bad joke
it is that i don't have right knowledge to understand it cry so tis my fault.

yeah same here lol.. yerss u know ny other bond jokes???

joke. and i understand it

LOL i get it too yay... is funny clovs ny oothers???

sowwie. but no.. you can search through google

WTF?

Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets


10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine

9. Super-itchy pants

8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser

7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean

5. Laser-action Flowbee

4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit

3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper

2. Real killer-detecting nine iron

1. The Quiz Machine

(from a site)

I don't get the 6th

but first one's funny

and that joke about the knickers I don't even know what knickers are

you're too young

knickers: underwear

noooo, I wanna know what it is cry

not too young baby

thx

brilliant list, very funny

I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

rejected means they actually considered using them? laughing

I hope not clov...


ow, does evy need to let a little burp too?

it wouldn't be totally strange, according to the things thay already used

oh! I get it! thx



burping is impolite

ok i hve one, is sorta offensive fr chrsistians (I am one) but c'mon... it doesnt make it least funny (sorry if ny1 feels offended)


JAMES BOND'S HEAVENLY MISSION

M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn't hear from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says "Virgin Mary speaking." M asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn't.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. "Virgin Mary speaking," comes the response. "Is James there yet?" asks M. Again the answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours and then calls heaven back again.

"Hello, Mary speaking…"


LOL

hehe, lasers huh


but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ...

hehehe.... how old is she??

clovs no replies?? Im hurt!

any more jokes bout bond?



I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp



I'm 17 just according to some, I guess that makes me still a kid

dontgetit what have i done?

only when your nanny holds you aboard of your luxuary yacht?

I can't find any jokes

And farting spells:

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Don't...
light...
a...
match...

it's not tradition here

I don't need a nanny, I'm not a baby



I don't get it
don't light a match?

but you're a toddler at least

whatever you say grandpa

it's not cause the topic reads "poking fun" that you can hurt me

were you hurt

someone post more funny stuff

I'm mentally instable

but there are barely any jokes from it