Poking Fun

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yerssot
During some PM's with fellow member Rusky some funny Bond-jokes surfaced...

He wanted to go and kill some mice, getting them drunk first. He would use a wodka-cheese (whipped not stirred)
Cause he has a mouse who's named ... Mouse... Mickey Mouse.
With his mouse-girl Minnie...


"I'm Minnie, mister Mouse"
-"Not from where I'm standing shifty"

Clovie
*bumps*

laughing out loud


why it doesn't have any replies?

yerssot
cause on second thought... it's not that funny blink

Clovie
to be honest i can't see clou of the joke...
but still thread with no replies? blink

yerssot
it's JB inspired, that was all messed

Clovie
blink i don't understand cry

yerssot
that it was in the james bond-mood

Clovie
i understand what you are saying.
but i don't see what mickey mouse has in common with bond blink

yerssot
it somehow ended in talking about micemessed

Clovie
blink i still don't get it cry

A4E
lol... clovie how can u not get it???? easily actually cause I dont get it either... so next joke?

yerssot
it was terrible, I know sad

Clovie
it is not that it is a bad joke no
it is that i don't have right knowledge to understand it cry so tis my fault.

A4E
yeah same here lol.. yerss u know ny other bond jokes???

Clovie
eek! joke. and i understand it big grin

A4E
LOL i get it too yay... is funny clovs wink ny oothers???

Clovie
sowwie. but no.. you can search through google stick out tongue

Reborn Again
WTF?

yerssot
Top Ten Rejected James Bond Gadgets


10. Glove-compartment Slurpee machine

9. Super-itchy pants

8. Stapler with hidden scotch-tape dispenser

7. Self-cleaning Isotoner gloves

6. Special implants that turn 007 into a 009, if you know what I mean

5. Laser-action Flowbee

4. More-realistic-than-usual rubber vomit

3. Pepper grinder that dispenses a little too much pepper

2. Real killer-detecting nine iron

1. The Quiz Machine

no expression (from a site)

Evy_O
I don't get the 6th blink

but first one's funny big grin

and that joke about the knickers laughing out loud I don't even know what knickers are big grin

yerssot
you're too young shifty

knickers: underwear

Evy_O
noooo, I wanna know what it is cry

not too young baby

thx happy

pr1983
brilliant list, very funny

Reborn Again
I believe 009 was a woman in NSNA? I think that's what he means.

Clovie
rejected means they actually considered using them? blink laughing

yerssot
I hope not clov...


ow, does evy need to let a little burp too? stick out tongue

Clovie
it wouldn't be totally strange, according to the things thay already used messed

Evy_O
oh! I get it! thx happy



burping is impolite stick out tongue

A4E

yerssot
hehe, lasers huh wink


but seeing you're such a little kid, evy ... stick out tongue

A4E
hehehe.... how old is she??

A4E
clovs no replies?? Im hurt! stick out tongue

Evy_O
any more jokes bout bond? happy



I'm a posh lil kid who doesn't burp stick out tongue



I'm 17 happy just according to some, I guess that makes me still a kid wink

Clovie
dontgetit what have i done?

yerssot
only when your nanny holds you aboard of your luxuary yacht? stick out tongue

I can't find any jokes sad

Reborn Again
And farting spells:

r
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l
i
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f

sick


Don't...
light...
a...
match...

yerssot
it's not tradition here stick out tongue

Evy_O
I don't need a nanny, I'm not a baby stick out tongue



I don't get it confused
don't light a match?

yerssot
but you're a toddler at least stick out tongue

Evy_O
whatever you say grandpa stick out tongue

yerssot
it's not cause the topic reads "poking fun" that you can hurt me sad

Evy_O
were you hurt sad

someone post more funny stuff happy

yerssot
I'm mentally instable no expression

but there are barely any jokes from it sad

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