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Like what they are doing for the thread 'Matrix Epic', we'll do for the Matrix parody....

Except for this one, we'll start right when they get to Zion....

Justin:"Where the hell are we?"

UR IN ZION!?! lmao

What is this place?

Duh! It's obviously the last remaining human city and the machines are comin' to kill us. Doesn't that just make you wanna party? Yeah!

hey theres a big orgy at morpheus's house after the meeting, at least thats what he have all heard...

It is true what many of you have heard

Yes!! Morpheus! What can we expect from this orgy?!

MACHINES!

Justin: Dude, let's get out of here.
Sean: Sounds kind of kinky. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

Justin: *looks at Sean*
Sean: What!
Great an infinite hallway of doors
You take that one I need to use this one

I see Trinity. She falls and then I wake up.
Now that's f-ed up.

haha too funny

" you can do the robot with JT"

and to illustrate that
http://myndon.wmguild.co.uk/myndonsig3.jpg
Its a shame i couldn't find a decent picture of the MTV oracle thought

i like trinity dying...that makes me

I'm sorry, I'm lost and I really need some help.
Wait a minute, you that boy from Nsync, man, what happened to your jerrycurl, that was a good look, now that was hot

neo, uve heard of those boys, right?
I've never heard of them.

too funny!

You've never heard of Nsync? Show him your dances moves.
Do I have to?
I'm the oracle, dammit.
(justin does the robot)
If I had to guess, I'd say you were programmed from the machine world.
No, I'm just doing the robot

man, I could do this whole script on this thread

Do the Robot Neo
No
Do the Robot
What If I can't What If i Fail
Chill Out Dude its just the robot

me & my friends still go onb about that

our classics teacher always writes his initials on the board when he wants something to be left up and his initials are "J.T"

so you can do the robot with JT!

Come on Neo get in there.
No.
Well, hell, I will. Talk to me boy! Don't be scared. Yeah, do the part...do the naked part!

Mr. Timberlake.
Mr. William Scott.
Hey, you that dude who got peed on in American Pi---Good lord. How big is your fist. Hey, this sh** is dry clean only.
You'll like being a dude.
I do.

too funny

That is a sh** load of Stiflers.
Stop hitting yourself!
Who farted?
(laughs)
Seans, focus! Let's get Mr. Timberlake.
Sean pile!(repeated)
Wet Willy Mr. Timberlake.
Justin you hit me. That is so not cool.

the mini door is so muffin can go piddle!

Neo:"Why am I here?"
Sean:"Yeah, why are we here?"
Architect:"Is there an echo in here?"
Echo:"Is there an echo in here?"
Architect:"The MTV Movie Awards is a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although you are here subconsiously, you remain irrevecably human. Ergo, concordantly, vesave.....You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."

the job was originally for neo... but he has been preocupied...
TRINITY!
see what i mean.. u my friend are completely PUSSY WHIPPED!
JT: Wha-ch!

Neo:Bullsh**!
TV Neos: Bullsh**!
Watch the sass, Captain Sassy pants.
You haven't answered my question.
Yes I did. You see, I--
You haven't answered my question.
Mmmm. Don't you shut up?
You won't let it--
No, you won't let it! I'm the one who talks! Okay?!
You haven't answered my que--
You do NOT want to see me get out of this chair! Alright, mouths shut! Ears open! Ergo, one more word out of your mouth, and I am going to architect a load of pain all over your candy a$$.
You won't let it--
Ergo, Vesave..
You--
Concordantly!

Thanks Larr.
No problem. Hey, go host the sh** out of that show.
Boom!
If I were you--
Bite your tongue. Bite it!
I would hope that we don't meet again.
Why'd you say that? I told you to shut up. I told you to shut up!

THE END

*tackles neo through a door of white

wasn't that fun I think the best part is the entire architect bit

hell yeah
except we missed the
"you must be the ones..." by the keymaker

okay here we go:

Justin: But I totally knew it was Ashton the whole time.
Sean: Yeah? Ladies. In just a few moments, we'll be sipping on some chris, and watching the 2003 Mtv Movie Awards.
Justin: Sean quit playing around.
Sean: I'm not dude, the key won't fit.
Keymaker: You must be the ones.
Justin: Oh I get, that's the super.
Keymaker:Actually, I'm the keymaker.
Keymaker: What's happening hotstuffs?