I may Get One of my dream job's
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Fearnix
When i turn 18 i can get a job working with Iron Maiden
eggmayo
YOU BASTARD!
Gotta get that... then when you get too old you can pass it to me?
fever red
I thought it would be Tanning Oil Boy for the Swedish Bikini team?
eggmayo
Why not both?
Tanning boy for Iron Maidens personal bikini team
fever red
Scary...I picture them as Zombie Girls!
Ronny
Tanning oil boy for iron maiden naughty
fever red
Heheheh. Oh, Lord, here's hoping he DID read that job description correctly. This could get...HAIRY!
Captain REX
Oh, and Ronny, any suggestions for help from reading your sig?
Ronny
i have this friend....
fever red
Every time I see the sig, it's easier to read! It's like second nature now! Oh, no!
Ronny
i could read it from the beggining, no trouble cry faint
Lara
and what exactly is wrong with girls that look like walking corpses? *raises eye brows with interest*
fever red
It's a rising pandemic of sexual need! Quick, Ronnie, drink a fifth of Jack Daniels! Don't ask why, woman, just do it! You'll see.
OR you could kill the sig!
Ronny
*drinks
*
fever red
Hey, act like Zombies is ONE thing- and look like Zombies is ANOTHER. My point is, you need variety!
Ronny
thats why jelly beans rock so much .... so much varitety... british beans... canadian beans........ german beans naughty its all good
Morning_Glory
how did you get this job
how do you know Irom maiden?
im jealous
Angie79
Oh me gawd.
Bruce Dickinson... droolio
fever red
Human beans!? Keep drinking- you're not nearly out of the woods. Let me know when you're about to pass out...
Ronny
i have a job working for the state of nevada...
im on the corner of 5th and Kegan st if you want a daily boost naughty
oh dear... what am i saying
Ronny
.....
i can hold in whiskey beehotch
im irish
fever red
Yeh, you SURE can hold that whiskey wonderfully. Keep on drinking!
Ronny
no im okay
Lara
I look like a corpse 95% of the time but I sure as hell dont act like one! I'm the craziest person my friends have ever met and the scary thing is that my strangness is rubbing off on them and no wise crack about white make-up K! as far as JD goes its not a good idea to consume a large quantity of it whilst in the middle of a pit moshing doesnt go down too well
Angie79
I'm Russian. We own your asses when it comes to drinking.
fever red
OK, Ronnie, well, I tried to help you!
Ronny
im part russian too
man im like a human keg
Ronny
when it comes to sex... i like moving.... and knowing whos on top of me
fever red
Well, I'm from Wisconsin!
(So I have no experience drinking. It's so cold here, everything has to be chewed, even alcohal. Or at least handled like a popsicle...say...how are you at handling popsicles made with Jack Daniels, Ronnie?)
Ronny
i live in california
its always warm here
fever red
I'm jealous. Sigh.
*Sits down and stares glumly at her whiskey popsicle*
Ronny
dont be
its very boring here
fever red
What, with mudslides, Arnold, and actual sunlight? Let's swap!
Lara
I'll swap daytime for night any day.
Ronny
does it snow there?
fever red
Does it snow? Well, I wake up every morning covered in something white and cold and wet...but no, it doesn't snow. Maybe I should chew less whiskey...
Lara
you know I get the strangest feeling that I'm talking to myself!
fever red
Lara, honey, no! Your zombie joke totally made me laugh pink froth. I demand a replacement lung!
Ronny
SNOWBOARD
Lara
soz fresh outta them at the mo. :s
fever red
Heheh- you missed the joke- good thing, too, it was apalling!
Yeh, you could snow-board- but you'd still have to travel to a ski hill. It's a bit flat most places.
Ronny
cry i can do that here
Angie79
There ain't no place like Amsterdam.
We don't have snow or mudslides but we do have drugs and hot women.
fever red
Told you- California, here I come. Enjoy your new life in Wisconsin, Ronnie!
Ronny
no
fever red
OK, Angie, OK, d@mn, since you insist- I'll swap with you. Sigh, if I must.
Angie79
I'm not swapping with nobody, beeatch. You can stay in Winsconsin or Milwaukee or whatever it's called. I'm not going anywhere. *pets Amsterdam*
You can come visit!
fever red
Cool. *B'!tch-slaps Milwaukee. I'll be back, when I'm back. Keep it warm for me. Oh, wait, you're NEVER warm*
NyC-gUrL
we've got rain
fever red
I'd take that. We've got ice!
Frosty Beverage
we've got sun
NyC-gUrL
we've got.....cry
ME diva
Frosty Beverage
lol?
honestly, was that supposed to be funny?
..i'll laugh anyway.
Frosty Beverage
My sister is going to be Britney Spears' double.
Jackie Malfoy
Cool but I thought your dream job was to taste lamb chops all day and make sure they taste good?LOL!JM
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