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When i turn 18 i can get a job working with Iron Maiden

YOU BASTARD!

Gotta get that... then when you get too old you can pass it to me?

I thought it would be Tanning Oil Boy for the Swedish Bikini team?

Why not both?

Tanning boy for Iron Maidens personal bikini team

Scary...I picture them as Zombie Girls!

Tanning oil boy for iron maiden naughty

Heheheh. Oh, Lord, here's hoping he DID read that job description correctly. This could get...HAIRY!

Oh, and Ronny, any suggestions for help from reading your sig?

i have this friend....

Every time I see the sig, it's easier to read! It's like second nature now! Oh, no!

i could read it from the beggining, no trouble cry faint

and what exactly is wrong with girls that look like walking corpses? *raises eye brows with interest*

It's a rising pandemic of sexual need! Quick, Ronnie, drink a fifth of Jack Daniels! Don't ask why, woman, just do it! You'll see.

OR you could kill the sig!

*drinks *

Hey, act like Zombies is ONE thing- and look like Zombies is ANOTHER. My point is, you need variety!

thats why jelly beans rock so much .... so much varitety... british beans... canadian beans........ german beans naughty its all good

how did you get this job

how do you know Irom maiden?

im jealous

Oh me gawd.

Bruce Dickinson... droolio

Human beans!? Keep drinking- you're not nearly out of the woods. Let me know when you're about to pass out...

i have a job working for the state of nevada...

im on the corner of 5th and Kegan st if you want a daily boost naughty

oh dear... what am i saying

..... i can hold in whiskey beehotch






im irish

Yeh, you SURE can hold that whiskey wonderfully. Keep on drinking!

no im okay

I look like a corpse 95% of the time but I sure as hell dont act like one! I'm the craziest person my friends have ever met and the scary thing is that my strangness is rubbing off on them and no wise crack about white make-up K! as far as JD goes its not a good idea to consume a large quantity of it whilst in the middle of a pit moshing doesnt go down too well

I'm Russian. We own your asses when it comes to drinking.

OK, Ronnie, well, I tried to help you!

im part russian too


man im like a human keg

when it comes to sex... i like moving.... and knowing whos on top of me

Well, I'm from Wisconsin!
(So I have no experience drinking. It's so cold here, everything has to be chewed, even alcohal. Or at least handled like a popsicle...say...how are you at handling popsicles made with Jack Daniels, Ronnie?)

i live in california


its always warm here

I'm jealous. Sigh.
*Sits down and stares glumly at her whiskey popsicle*

dont be

its very boring here

What, with mudslides, Arnold, and actual sunlight? Let's swap!

I'll swap daytime for night any day.

does it snow there?

Does it snow? Well, I wake up every morning covered in something white and cold and wet...but no, it doesn't snow. Maybe I should chew less whiskey...

you know I get the strangest feeling that I'm talking to myself!

Lara, honey, no! Your zombie joke totally made me laugh pink froth. I demand a replacement lung!

SNOWBOARD

soz fresh outta them at the mo. :s

Heheh- you missed the joke- good thing, too, it was apalling!

Yeh, you could snow-board- but you'd still have to travel to a ski hill. It's a bit flat most places.

cry i can do that here

There ain't no place like Amsterdam.

We don't have snow or mudslides but we do have drugs and hot women.

Told you- California, here I come. Enjoy your new life in Wisconsin, Ronnie!

no

OK, Angie, OK, d@mn, since you insist- I'll swap with you. Sigh, if I must.

I'm not swapping with nobody, beeatch. You can stay in Winsconsin or Milwaukee or whatever it's called. I'm not going anywhere. *pets Amsterdam*

You can come visit!

Cool. *B'!tch-slaps Milwaukee. I'll be back, when I'm back. Keep it warm for me. Oh, wait, you're NEVER warm*

we've got rain

I'd take that. We've got ice!

we've got sun

we've got.....cry



ME diva

lol?

honestly, was that supposed to be funny?

..i'll laugh anyway.

disgust

My sister is going to be Britney Spears' double.

Cool but I thought your dream job was to taste lamb chops all day and make sure they taste good?LOL!JM