how would you eat the person above you?

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BakaXero
i alway wanted to make one of these type of thread.
couldnt think of anything so. i came up with this...
if anyone takes it seriously i'd be worried....



tell me im stupid for doing this
but to me stupidity is life

Phoenix Aska
hahaha this reminds me of how do you eat your reeses peanut butter cups!

Clovie
laughing with whiped cream?

Phoenix Aska
haha and a cherry on top!

Bakaxero...I believe Mai would win against Chun Li..you can prove it in the game Marvel vs. SNK 2!

Morning_Glory
^ with marshmellow fluff

Clovie
and some chocolate stick out tongue

Phoenix Aska
like the hersheys chocolate syrup!

Clovie
sounds sweet

BakaXero
in a sesame bun

Phoenix Aska
cherries or strawberries with whipped cream and vanilla ice cream and hershey's syrup?

BakaXero
with warm waffles and icecream

Soth
with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti

Syren
Alone big grin

Phoenix Aska
with sweet honey!

midnite127
^ with peppermint Chantico and a brownie happy

nitro-swicked
^cinamin sugar

Syren
With Chels' permission shifty

BakaXero
with what ever the red stuff in her sig is

BlackC@t
^Bite into thier head and eat thier brains droolio

Syren
Due to sheer terror I doubt I'd get close enough to eat her fear

BakaXero
as topping for my chocolate brownie

BlackC@t
Ahahahaha!

I'll get you my pretty, and your brains too! evil face

Syren
OMFG *dies*

shellie
with assistance shifty

BakaXero
with milk like cereal shifty

Syren
with Alex/Scott/Sarah/Kosta/strawberries/cream/chocolate sauce/cucumbers shifty (That was for Shelbert)....

Arcane
with tomato suace droolio

shellie
ditto droolio though i want to add....milla and corran

Arcane
with peanut butter and Jam, thats right jam, not jelly, jam

Jackie Malfoy
With bread ham and cheese!JMYummy!

Arcane
sorry Jackie, but im a vegetarian







joking

fever red
Over a long period of time, out of the freezer.

Clovie
with ginger

42Bardock
**** you people are sick. Don't talk aboot oral shit here.

Devalion
Wouldn't you just chew on them???

fever red
Devalion- OW! No!

Darth Revan
With a martini and toast points euro

Clovie
with some ice

Corlindel
Lots of Paprika eek!

Devalion
Oh damn! I thought I was doing it wrong! confused

Fetcharada
^with 4oz of nacho cheese eek!

Clovie
pure

Corlindel
I dont want to be eaten blink

Syren
*nibbles Corlindel's big toe*

whistle

BakaXero
with chicken salt!

mmmm..... tastes like chicken...

fever red
Slow roasted in parchment paper, finished with olive oil...now the skin is a lot like duck skin in that it is tender but quite fatty. You may want to remove it, chill it, cut it in bite-size pieces, and serve it on crackers the following evening. (Try fancy shapes such as diamonds or triangles! It's FUN!) Tell your guests it IS duck (they have a similar dimpled texture!)

Morning_Glory
^ i would batter and grill you- and then dip you in ranch dressing

droolio

R0B
^ with hot sauce

LordKerrigor
alive

Darth Revan
That is quite possibly the coolest post ever, if you're a sick, twisted person like me eek!

I would eat LordKerrigor with gravy and mushrooms with a full-bodied red wine as a beverage euro

fever red
Darth!
__First, play with food for several days. When you're satisfied (and meat is well tenderized)...
__It's time to get out the antique jello mold. Gently remove the fresh brains, and peel off the meninges. Carefully press into mold and place in your $10,000 Sub-Zero freezer. Don't have one? Shame on you! Barbarian!
__Invert mold and slide chilled brains onto bed of Narcissus and Violet petals. Serve with dark chocolate sauce.
__It's a good thing!

Phoenix Aska
with hot sauce!

fever red
Ow...
EDIT: I'm an angel, and never said it!

Phoenix Aska
what kind of waxing?

GCG
dipped in honey droolio

fever red
What on earth are you talking about, FoXXXY? I'd eat you in a nice restaurant, at the best table.

Phoenix Aska
I don't know what I'm talking about anymore...it was a long day today...

R0B
^ with sauce and a side order of fries

fever red
Oh, you DO know...I just got scared that my first post was TOO naughty.
__Sorry you had a long day...unless it was a GOOD long day. Kisses quickly, FoXXXy...I have to go...about ninish is Fever's beddy-bye time. I'll hug Mr. Binky Bear for you!

Phoenix Aska
Ah no it was just a long boring day today...like one of those days where everything around you sucks and goes wrong somehow...or it just feels like it does...

*kisses you on the cheek*

good night Kate

fever red
Hey, Daddy...Mr Binky Bear wants a kiss too!

Phoenix Aska
Oh sorry..I forgot about Mr. Binky Bear

*bends down and kisses on the nose*

fever red
I'm scared of the monster...oh, wait...I am the monster...do I scare you? Maybe you should hide...like, deep under the covers?

Phoenix Aska
Mmm no...why would I be scared of you?

But I'll get under the covers because I'm cold...

fever red
You'd be scared if you saw the paddle I'm holding.
__And its EVEN scarier that Mr Binky has a matching leather outfit on, just like mine! happy
...all the way under...we don't want your cute nose to get frostbit. wink

Phoenix Aska
*looks back at the bear then at you*

Wow...you do have matching outfits! Nice....

but the paddle you're holding is scary...

*digs around under the covers and hides*

fever red
Mr Binky, I think its just you and I, now.
__What's that?
You're right, its not quite a matching outfit...but I look better in a skirt than pants!
__Hmm?
It's true...I've hijacked ANOTHER thread. I AM bad.
__Huh?
OK, Mr Binky, ONE more nightcap for us both! You have the bestest ideas!

FOXXXY! You're back!

Say...Mr Binky? You'd better close your eyes. After all, you're a VERY young bear!

fever red
Goodnight, FoXXXy! happy sleep

Phoenix Aska
mmhmm...you do look better in a skirt than pants...I can see your nice legs

hey...what does the bear have to close his eyes for???

vaya_the_elf
Eat my young ... I don't know if i could do that

fever red
LOL, that's classic...Vaya, that rocks!

Anna85
on bread

fever red
I make a fantastic sandwich. I recommend brie and cranberry mustard!

vaya_the_elf
I'd spice it up some. Add some onions, and garlic. All that good
stuff.

Candy x
with relish

fever red
Ooo, good call. You can be the next guest on "Cooking with Carnage!" Take it away...how would YOU prepare Spidey?

Anna85
with paprika and sugar

vaya_the_elf
With chocolate sauce

ladygrim
toasted

Thael
^With maple syrup and peanut butter. big grin

Anna85
with onion

vaya_the_elf
^ strawberrys and whip cream on top

Thael
You'd eat me with ONIONS!!!!!!!!?!?!!?

^Melted cheese. droolio

R0B
^ with cooked moose huh

vaya_the_elf
^ with french dressing

Anna85
what's so bad or so good at onion????
i like it wink
dunno bout u



and with robots cuz he's ROBot

Fetcharada
with mayonnaise!

Martial_artist
I don't know... this is a wierd board but I'm here anyway to post something wierd...

With......... I don't know.... this board is just crazy!

vaya_the_elf
With lots of mustard

Fetcharada
with celery

Phoenix Aska
onions give flavor...

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