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sorry I know this is from the same site as the Ashlee Simpson Petition...

but ... anyways...

Petition for Brad & Jenn to stay together -- or for Brad Pitt to marry Carrot Top

lol

Whoever signs that is getting banned! By me!!

^go lil!!!! We are in favor or Brad being single again........drool

Where's the Brad and Jolie breeding program petition? I want one of the offspring myself.

lol........ they would have beautiful children

droolio yeah!

Specially raised to our specifications! Heheheh. I'm "adopting" mine today. Get your order in soon!

I'll sign. Pitt hysteria has taken the world once again now he's single, everyone from my 38 year old mom to my 17 year old girlfriend have been going crazy since the news came; ''I knew he wouldn't stay with that **** from Friends for long, he's gonna call me anyday now!''disgust

I mean ok, I wouldn't kick him out of bed, but he's just a man for christ's sake ranting

I bet you all won't believe me but my parents freind is the sister of Brad Pitt(it is true though)

With perfect body and perfect facial bone structure.

I wanna violate him

Violate, yes. Pretty men demand violation! It is not our idea- they telepathically INSIST. We are helpless...

JOKING.

You bet correctly, we dont.

I believe Shangheid...I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny (actually I know him) and I believe in Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie making like bunnies.

I hear ya sistah.

Id like to say what id do to Brad Pitt, but i could get arrested...

They are flirt1

Oh well least I know it's true

While wearing Playboy bunny ears and pink corsets? Yes, yes?

That is a ridiculously hot couple though, Bradd Pitt & Angelina Jolie. It's like Adam and Eve all over again droolio

they are sooooooo gettin kinky in the sheets! gotta be............... i would.

Only Eve is alternately Butch and Femme, and probably whips the hell out of Adam's hot @ss. So, it's better.

The thing it says about the Tsunami is kinda sad tho. I know six people who were there, and I bet they dont even care about Brad or Jen.

^true

Look, sex goes on...that's what this Brad/Jennifer/Jolie sh!t is...the inner sex life of the mind...continuous...no reflection on the other aspects of our minds/hearts/lives.

But come on, who WOULDNT chose Angelina over Jeniffer. ermm Jeniffer was always 'not pretty' to me. I liked Brad and Gwineth

Totally agrre with you, Lil. I do think Jolie, however, cannot be compared to any other woman. Brad SHOULD mortgage his very soul to her.

Personally, I'd choose Angelina over pretty much anyone. Jennifer is pretty though. Not beautiful like Angelina, but very nice looking

I never liked Gwyneth Paltrow. Also, how can you go from Brad Pitt to that whiney guy from Coldplay?

I have told people that I didnt think Jennifer was all that pretty and I didnt see what all the hoopla was about her.. and I havent heard or known anyone else who didnt think she was pretty...

so its cool to see someone else agrees with me, thinkings shes not all that of a cutie

Never ever understood it myself like wtf!

I personally would rather have Chris Martin over Brad... but thats my liking

Jen is cute, but Angelina is HOT.... ya know.... what man wouldn't want her???? Same as Brad..........

As for Jen & Brad...I always thought they kinda looked like brother and sister........... same complexion.....hair........eyes....... kinda spooky... anyone else ever think this???

Angelina has lips...................

Jen is uglEy cry

Angie rocks flirt1

YES SHE DOES!!! (thanx...... j/k.. my name is Angelia.......... i have the lucious lips..... but by far am no ANGELINA~!!!!) hee hee

naughty

whip2flirt1

jerry

Jolie and Brad...
Well, it's time.
I must confess.
__Paola and I master-minded the whole thing. We put togethor a conglomerate to fund Mr. and Mrs. Smith. It may have appeared a failure...but it was never intended to pay off with theatrical success. We merely wanted them working closely...we did repeated takes of several scenes that never did make it into the final edit...
__Who wants to come to a private showing?

716. DAB Whoa. This is mega stupid. Count me in!

Where is the petition to get this guy to stop making useless petitions?

would i be severely hate if i said i dont like any of these people?
and also say that i dont believe angelina jolie is hot?

Im gonna make myself a shirt that says "Brad left Jennifer for me!" droolio
All I need now is his address

Everyone always tells me that I look just like Jennifer Aniston.

is no one going to sign it???

That's one of the stupidest things I have ever seen. You can't try and make two people that aren't in love anymore to get back together simply because you want them too. That's not the way it works.

I really liked them as a couple. But it's over, accept it

that is stupid petition......... I think