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I Just got back from swimming with a club of frisky blue girl scouts

I got back from swinging with a mob of angry females

I Just got back from making out with a group of hot dark haired rockstars droolio

I just got back from planet X with a plate of alien turds

I just got back from shopping with a drunk elf of Columbia records (club)

I just got back from winning a million dollars on the who wants to be a millionair show

I Just got back from kicking ass with a bunch of yellow ninjas

I just got back from beating up a guy for taking my $1.01 and my sandwhich

The I Just got back from Hollywood with a handful of testacles. Did I just post that!!!?

dirty

I just got back from taking a shower because ronny said the word " dirty "

my doggy took a bath

i just got back from making love to a certian smallville star naughty

Edited just in case its not allowed

You might get in trouble for showing the word 'bling'.

Yeah well I think the fake gold rims make up for it

LOOK

Cool my stupid bling bling thing is on there

its corrupted

Yes and I have a giraffe in my front yard

I Just got back from Achilleas' room with a hand full of ..erm...CDs. Yeah!

I never saw Troy cry

I just got back from the Harry Potter forum with a mouthful of slugs!

I just got back from a funeral with a carload of angry relatives.

I just got back from Columbia with a kilo of uncut cocaine hoovers

I just got back from the refrigerator with a bottle of nyquil

I Just got back from Anal with a monkey smelling of Fetcharada