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I suddenly had the ultimate idea that might end the whole member bashing thread problem. I have created a ficticious person who we can all make fun of. His name is Simon Finkle. As far as I know, there is no one here by that name. no2 Also the possiblility of any member knowing someone by the name of Simon Finkle is very slim, therefore this should not really offend anyone. lookaround Although, if your first name is 'Simon', or your last name happens to be 'Finkle', then you may be a bit offended, just be insured that this thread has nothing to do with you. It is all in your head, baby. I'll start.


Simon Finkle, you are the worst driver I have ever seen. Damn you, Simon Finkle. Shame on you, you sick bastard!

poor fictinous person

Oh c'mon, Cloves. Say something mean so Simon Finkle. It doesn't even have to be that bad. Just like mention how bad his breath stinks, m'kay. I'm trying to get this thread off the ground, m'kay. This could really be 'the thread that made a difference'.

you have too short legs simon

hysterical

not good?

Simon, the reason I said no is because I didn't think they sold condoms that small...

No, it was perfect. I really think you have captured the spirit of this thread.

Blackc@t, that was mean. Just kidding!


Simon Finkle, you are a nim rod!

simon when will you learn how to use bathroom?

Simon didn't listen to me though!

*Points to self* When the package is this pretty! no one cares what's inside!

I don't know, Simon Finkle might care.

Simon Finkle, you are worse than Oliver Stone's 'Alexander'.

^ that was harsh

Simon Finkle, I'm going to go to the police for harassment!

Then I'm gonna' open up a can a' whope-ass! furious

Why? It's only Simon Finkle?

You were also worse then 'Shaun of the Dead'!

I also said this by the way

truth dev

simon finkle sucks ****

*Gasp* Woah, harsh...

simon i'm terribly sorry, but i prefer guys with right number of pieces

lol i cant think of anything to call him that wont offend other members

Finkle has three nuts???

finkle smells like poopie

*goes to get hammer*

I would never want to be you, Simon Finkle. Especially when Cloves has a hammer.

She's gonna amputate... I think....

to nail him

Okay simon i dont know how to say this but!

I REALLY HATE YOU! YOUR AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!

simon finkle is an arrogant baby snatchin nonce.

You are too boney simon go eat something for goodies stake!LOL!JM

Simon Finkle, I hate your ways!

Simon, you're too plump. Go on a diet!

Simon, you are sooooooooo lame!