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It's 6am. You are in bed. Your toilet floods. You live alone. Suddenly you realize that someone flushed your toilet, which means there is a stranger in your house. You call the police, but they don't come. All of the sudden, Ninjas crash through your window and save the day.

That really did happen didnt it?

All the time.

Preston, I've said it before, I'll say it again, you deserve a Gremmy

I would have to write a speech!

Just write something about ninjas....

*walks up to podium* "Um, Ninjas!"

I've done something like that before, only not on the subject of ninjas.

Okay, then I'll give you 90% of the profit!

Interesting, why?

Because you did something like that before.

Basically, in school, any time I get asked to say anything, I talk my way out of it...

If you've seen Blue Streak, the bit where Martin Lawrence is asked about the P-30, thats like me

umm... ninjas... cool...

What's a P-30?

????

no idea

I bet it's a gun.

Dunno, it was something in the film

Hmm, a German Sportscar, perhaps?

Nah, picture the scene...

Inside a police Station

The newly promoted lead detective stumbled into a conference.

Officers begin to fire off questions at him, and one asks, 'What do you think about the P-30?'

So he says 'No, what do you think about the P-30?'

So the guy says its a piece of crap and he says, well we'll scrap it then.

If you notice, its a very clever way of getting around things... better than mumbling incoherently.

damn, this topic went off topic fast

I would fight him off and then go back to bed!Promblem solved!JM

So what do you think about the P-30!!!?

I think its a piece of junk and we should scrap it

Okay!

what was the sentence the P-30 was mentioned, cause then we can determine if its weapon or something.

In the film it was specifically mentioned so that you dont have a clue...

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&lr=&q=1998+Chevrolet+P30

was that vehicle in the movie?

i wanna find out what P-30 is

Consolidated P-30/PB-2A. Last revised February 26, 2000. The P-30 was the production version of the Consolidated Y1P-25 two-seat monoplane fighter which in turn had evolved from the Lockheed-Detroit YP-24.

I guess it's an airplane.

nah, its a truck

Its nothing, it was invented I bet...

A plane!!!

its a truck

theres only one mature way to settle this. A POLL

Or yahoo.com!

http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/research/p30.htm

Mm'kay.
So this @sshole kills one of my favorite comic book charactors in ONE panel. That isn't the problem, however. The problem is that Cletus totally internalizes this unprecedented assualt and goes into a total spiral of self-denigration. Soon, he's calling me every night from Ravencroft for validation. Finally, realizing that confrontational therapy is the only solution, I consult with Dr. Kafka and convince her to allow me to bring in Bendis. Naturally, ninjas become necessary as he blockades himself inside Marvel headquarters. Finally, Cletus and Bendis work out their differances. I toss the Ravencroft janitor a nice tip, pat Kafka's newly catatonic @ss on my way out, and go off to apply for the new vacancy at Marvel. Unfortuately, Nemo, Blaque Cell, Rabbit, and assorted other degenerate opportunists have gotten there ahead of me! Ninjas again become necessary.

God fever that urm priceless!

We'll see if it turns out "priceless" following the lawsuit! I think I just threatened Bendis?