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LATEX

yes
everything u could think of, its here

Whats a condom SHOP doing in hikers PAD

A condom machine would be more....belivable...

if anything TH would have pizzeria or a liquer store

And is there such a thing as a condom shop!!!!!!1





Sue me!

no, i had a feeling u would say that

oh yeah!!!
























































teehee

Buys flavoured/ribbed/XXX/peaked condoms........

whos gunna use those with u?

Who said I needed anyone you know?

I got a b!tch tied to my bedpost right now........

Wooo condom shop!

interesting...

I'll buy ya one Fallen Jedi

awww, thanks, but i hope you don't think i'd use it on you.

O-o-of course not... cry

^^ sorry, but i'm preocuppied at the moment.

...

really, she is

With what?

um, hw i think

Riiiiiiiiight....

no, seriously, i am really, really busy at the moment.

I know! Chill!

shes even too busy for me

what is that suppose to mean?

IF you are soo busy then how come ou keep on posting in the Condom shop?

Idk.. harsh..

well, ur pretty busy, i know that

its a name

for a condom shop!

i could hav called it the Vagina shop

drool

um, i came in here to buy a condom, but, um, i think its a little to late for that.

well, u can make a collection for the future

magnum XL please!

sure big boy

that's true, i could. *looks around the shop*

Ooh, buy me!

you want me to buy you a condom?

No, buy me!
But only if I'm on sale..

hmm, wut

getting pissed neo? what if i did decide to buy him? what would you do?

Idk...
It's 10:50... do you know where your children are?
Sure I'll have a condom, I'm in a weird mood now ...

well, im not getting pissed, im only getting confused. Why would he want u to by him. are u gunna use him for something?

Yeah, whacha gona do about it PUNK?

this is just like that scene between me, bid, and MM *shrugs*

...

i don't know. what if i did want to use JKozzy for something?

sorry just remembering old times, i'll just being leavin now *walks away slowly*

the question is WHAT WOULD U USE HIM FOR

*races through shop, grabbing as many condoms as she can possibly hold, then legs it out front door, laughing manically*

Yes, what would you use me for? naughty

o god

ya, u dont hav to pay, and u can take as many as u want. thanx for clarifying that Syren

haven't decided yet. why neo? have i got you curious now?

um, neo syren just stole a whole bunch of condoms from you.

*walks through doors, innocently, and strolls up aisle*

Hmmmm...... what to buy, what to buy.......

*leaving trail of condoms behind her, falling out of all the crevices, and onto the floor, condoms of all colours, shapes and sizes*

I think I may need to go to bed........

FJ, check the Rap Freestyle thread, in the Music Forum......

ya, thanx for advertising my store
Geez, i didnt know Syren was such a good saleswoman

oh, okay, syren i will.

its pretty good Syren, u got talent

So, F_J, still busy?

No probs......

You've seen how much I plug my Club ((women galore, anything you guys want, excellent prices)) so I figured I'd help you advertise this place ((condoms galore, anything you guys want, excellent prices)), meanwhile suggesting VERY discreetly that you all go CHECK OUT THE RAP FREESTYLE THREAD........

*cough*

((In the Music Discussion Forum, excellent prices))

Aaaw, thanx you guys.........



hug

Night y'all x x x

you got real talent syren. you really do.

oh, and JKozzy, i might and i might not be.

ya

Well when you want to play.. erm I mean, use, your new purchase, I'm waiting

hey now

Oh, sorry trusty Condom Shop Owner

wut exactly do u want to do with Fallen J?

i want a ribbed riboflex

Idk, I'm at her mercy now

Once again, for those who might have blinked when I posted this.......

*looks around at irritated faces*

Ok....... leaving now..........

*runs out door, but stops at end of road to yell*

It was only for the ones who blinked, what about the blinkers???

*runs around corner*

wow, everyone seems to be at my mercy lately.

so wuts it gunna be, FJ

*roughly shoves neo on top of the counter and climbs over him* does that tell you anything?

ya, u want condoms?

Ill take a dozen trojan man condoms.

She fights for me!

*tries to get LF12 a dozen TM condoms*
dude, get um urself. im kinda stukk here

PFFFFTTT............... Trojan Man......

*giggles like school girl*

* gives alias neo a $20 tip * There now will you get me my condoms? Im kind of in a hurry.

oh, u got a honny that needs protection?

For what?!

*strips off my jacket, bends down, and roughly kisses neo*

Come on I gave you a tip.

*stands and watches* B-b-b-but... cry

*takes 2 boxes of trojan man condoms* Theres an extra 8 in there, thanx for the 20 dollas

Thanks and your welcome.

*removes neo's shirt over his head*

ah, cant see

Fallen... I...
Neo will die

^no

um, neo, i would watch out if i were you. i think JKozzy is pissed.

She didn't BUY you!

i know. she already owned me

But... but....

*steals Fallen_Jedi and runs out of the condom store*

Aww both of you hush. She owned me before she even knew that she did. j/k

oh, u didnt just do wut i think u did
*flys out of the store and steels FJ back*

Cmon, Neo-boy. FIGHT ME FOR IT! *busts out of outer JKozzy shell and reveals self as none other than Agent Smith*
IT'S ON, BIZZNATCH!

um, guys, i feel like a rag doll.

Mission accomplished!
jk

no, i think im just gunna take her and leave. bye yall

* steals condoms from the shop and runs *

yeah, LF just stole your condoms neo. um, we might need those too.

i hav extra, dont worry

oh, okay. that's good to know. *looks around* your shop is kinda a mess.

Well I only left the sucky ones.

well LF, i got a safe with all my good ones, so i got the supply

Oh well at least I got a whole bunch of condoms from your shop.

men and their condoms.

yeah, i'm confused too.

u posted something rather...odd before, and u just edited it
i didnt understand

No I didnt.

the last pack of condons that i bought didnt work

wut, did it break?

This is a very...interesting...thread

yes, and now i've got a baby

^um, maybe you shouldn't have been so rough

maybe...well , it was a crappy one

that never happened before

but i'm only complaining about the crappy condon not my daughter , i LOVE her, she's so pretty

well, then you must be a good father.

well...thanks
i try my best, bu what really matters is that i care for her

um, you haven't seen the store owner have you?

nop


but i should kill the one who sold me the crappy ones

wite hee

*sees neo and jumps on him, sending him stumbling back up against a wall, slamming his back* sorry. just missed you.

well, if i had a chance i woulda done the same thing

sorry, about that. is your back okay?

no, i think i need something to help it

*gently kisses you then hops off you* here turn around and let me have a look *gingerly lifts up your shirt*

ahh, it hurts, be gentle
*acts like it hurts*

???

^

*sees the glint in neo's eye but happily plays along* um, your back looks all right *gently runs my hand down your back* um, does that hurt?

^
oh, um, thats fine. i think its helping

*continues to genlty rub your back* how's that?

i like it

*begins to softly kiss your back* what about that?

uhhhhh
thats good

*begins to tickle you* haha very funny.

*playfully shoves Fallen J against the wall* hehe
i better pay attention, a lot of condoms are missing

missing? i wonder why? *wraps arm around your neck, pulls you close, and kisses you*

*Puts condom over head and blows it up and runs round head butting everyone....*