The Dark Corner
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burlyman
Where the cobwebs grow and the spiders lurk!
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*begins to freestyle at the spiders.......... which don't move at all*
*shrugs and goes back to vat of blue paint*
nazgulinthedark
i live here now
nazgulinthedark
its my corner all mine, yess it mine...mine mine...my precious..... 0_0
VENOMfan
c'mon ninjas get yer drink on!
Tired Hiker
*hangs out with Gollum and his shiny precious*
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*steals shiny precious and hangs it on phat chain round neck*
Bling!!
Rogue Jedi
*hangs back in the shadows, solid snake at his side.*
Rogue Jedi
*gets drunk with snake while sharpening katana*
lethargic rambler
*switches on light*
Whats going on in here!
NyC-gUrL
MOM!
oh .... uhhh
we were just uhh...you know
lethargic rambler
Thats it! Everybody out of this room this instant!
Bloody kids with their silly bloody games and....*rambles on incoherantly*
NyC-gUrL
sadangel ok mom *goes up to her room*
lethargic rambler
*turns lights off and hides in corner*
Tee hee!
lethargic rambler
*makes scary noises*
NyC-gUrL
*enters room*
lethargic rambler
*makes floorboards creak*
silver_tears
*rocks self in corner*
Darth Revan
*gets bitten by spider* *pupils dialate* *has seizures rolling around on floor yelling something in German*
§pearhead
*feels sane*
silver_tears
*hears loud screams*
§pearhead
*doesn't feel sane anymore*
Storm
I thought about something else when I read the dark corner
§pearhead
thats what i thought at first too
Aqua
your REALLY try to scare me...arent u?
Rogue Jedi
*makes kooky noises*
burlyman
spiderman... could it be?
lethargic rambler
*starts chainsaw*
NyC-gUrL
CHICKEN
M®$ L¿ÑK
Oh no you didn't girlfriend!!!
*snap snap*
"Kooky" happens to be patented and copywritten by Syren Developments.
It's my goddamn word, word?
*flicks hair and storms off*
Rogue Jedi
kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky kooky !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
nazgulinthedark
MY CORNER!! mine...mine.....my precious.....
Rogue Jedi
dont touch me!!!* waves machete*
nazgulinthedark
GET OUT OF MY CORNER!!!
Quiet Hiker
Tired Hiker oh tired hiker please turn on the spa chiber monkeuy
nazgulinthedark
GO AWAY!!! ITS MY CORNER!!
Tired Hiker
the spa is on, sloosh goosh!
nazgulinthedark
my corner...mine....
Tired Hiker
Your corner! Yours!
nazgulinthedark
yay!!!
my corner my corner!
Tired Hiker
Yes! Your corner!! Yippeee!
nazgulinthedark
my corner my corner my corner
Slycooper
MY CORNER MY CORNER *SHOOTS NAZ WIT RIFLE* YAY!
Rogue Jedi
where are my jelly beans?!?!?!?!
NyC-gUrL
eat uhhh...I dunno
Rogue Jedi
liar. they are in your pocket!!
NyC-gUrL
*runs away*
§pearhead
Who needs jellybeans when you can have vodka?
I need vodka too though, oh well
crazy_c
The darkness is consuming me like a fat guy consumes pie sweat
Rogue Jedi
who stole my pie?!?!?!?!
nazgulinthedark
MY CORNER!!!!
Freddy_vs_Jason
Well I better go, my friend Shaun wants me...........you know? Puff Daddy?
The Force
*crawls in quietly and blows a foghorn*
Syren
*is gonna sue the balls off anyone who used the word "kooky"*
*and if they don't got balls, that's ok, coz chicks can use the word freely*
Yes, sexual discrimination, but what you gonna do? Sue me?
LarryTheArch
cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie
lil bitchiness
I hate clowns, they are soo creepy!
Alias_Neo
wut about clowns with pocadots?
lil bitchiness
cry clown is a clown....*shudder* OMG!!
Alias_Neo
oh
Raventheonly
Are there only four corners, becasue if there are, and there all taken i'll have to make my own... (takes chisle and hammer and begins pounding away at a wall)
Syren
Lil --> You're scared of clowns too??
OMG!!
*hugs fellow clown-hater*
cry
Raventheonly
I to hate clowns especially when i saw It when i was about 5 or 6 with Tim Curry, you realize that was Tim Curry? that was scary alone..
speiderman
Clowns are creepy. So are snakes.
burlyman
Im getting a snake
NyC-gUrL
clowns cry
OMG this psycho circus-tune keeps playing in my head...over and over and over...
Rogue Jedi
i have a trouser snake.
nazgulinthedark
out out out of my corner!
The Force
*throws naz outo of the corner and pitches a tent in the corner and crawls in*
LarryTheArch
*sets tent on fire w/flamethrower*
Raventheonly
*Helps with lots of vodka*
Snakes are cool but clowns are evil
The Force
*gets out and straps larry onto the burning tent than goes and get some marshmallows to roast*
Raventheonly
*Stands buy pouring vodka on the fire* "improves the flavor"
nazgulinthedark
taz my corner MY corner MY CORNER!!!
silver_tears
fruits_orange go dark corner
lil bitchiness
Jez, you are bizzare.
MC Mike
I ask myself sometimes... but no one answers.
nazgulinthedark
will everyone just get out of my corner?!?!?! crybaby
§pearhead
you can have it
burlyman
talk about stating the obvious
§pearhead
the corner is all yours
nazgulinthedark
now go away
§pearhead
I'm back
nazgulinthedark
now go away
§pearhead
fine
§pearhead
*pops up again*
nazgulinthedark
*hits spear with a bb gun*
§pearhead
Ow
nazgulinthedark
my dad used to shoot squeirels with bb guns
§pearhead
That's mean
nazgulinthedark
they ate the pecans in our tree!
Mr. Bacon
sounds fun *looks outside for squirrels*
§pearhead
You care more about the pecans then the squirrels?
nazgulinthedark
ya
§pearhead
Poor innocent squirrels
nazgulinthedark
squirrels are evil, what are you talking about
§pearhead
Squirrels are so loveable and cuddly
nazgulinthedark
the are visous little devils
§pearhead
They're loveable and cuddly
they're my favorite animals after 'gators and silverfish
Mr. Bacon
you have a pecan tree!!! *runs to alabama*
Rogue Jedi
i want orange sherbet.
Mr. Bacon
i want rainbow sherbet
§pearhead
I want...no school tomorrow
nazgulinthedark
not anymore
it was at our old house, there were 2 of them, but our house now has no trees
Mr. Bacon
awww wheres ure new house?
The Force
*get's into the corner while naz is preoccupied*
*pitches new underburnable tent*
*and then seals it with a larry proof shield*
Rogue Jedi
*pees on your tent*
The Force
I'm glad it was waterproof
Syren
*is in tent with Forcizzle*
Surprise!!!
§pearhead
*opens up tent* Oh...uh
carry on
Syren
*has nuke-proof tent*
*of course*
*stoopid*
§pearhead
uh
*gets pulled in* Hi
drunk_nazgul
I'm here!
*jumps out of dark ravine*
Anyone glad to see me?
The Force
duh, if the tent is larry proof it means it's also nuke proof
burlyman
yeah baby!
LarryTheArch
Okay
*shoots thermo-nuclear warhead at Syren's tent. Watches it explode, but eyt tent still standing. Walks away knowing that the ehat will cook her alive. Thinks its sad, runs to save her. Dies from radiation*
burlyman
This isn't the American Army Tent Convention, this is The Dark Corner
The Force
wow you kinda died for know reason, that was the copy tent, for anyone else who wanted it *points to other dark corner* that's our tent
Burly you might as well join us
Raventheonly
*waves from real tent as force points it out*
The Force
*runs back inside real tent with syren, spearhead, and Raven*
§pearhead
Thank god I can pretend I'm gay
§pearhead
Aw
*gets up and skips away*
burlyman
"pretend"
§pearhead
funny
The Force
wow, i'm glad i'm not gay
Rogue Jedi
fugg afraid of dark.
The Force
fugg, should come and join us in the corner tent
nazgulinthedark
NO TENTS!!! NO PEOPLE!!! ONLY ME IS IN DARK CORNER ONLY!!!
The Force
of cousre you could join us naz
Syren
*glances at Naz*
Hell yeah, she can join us......
drool
I'm not gay but I certainly have tendencies
The Force
and it's fine if with me if you chics do that
Syren
Well, it would be wouldn't it.
*gets out camcorder*
Here, make it good........
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