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This is my Batcave people so **** off.

Ojh and for those of you that are still here yes it is with Black Jack and Hookers. Now youn can go too.
Hahahahahahha MY Batcave is so much cooler then that of the Mods. Not that I would know how it looks but still.



Oh yea you folks dare post in here.
Than my wrath shall come upon you.

Oh hi Bardock, this is a really cool Batcave, can I join you in playing some Black Jack?

Oh thats nice.

Yeah I sure would like a cup of tea, thanks

Here you go my friend well so lets play a bit.

Shuffles the Card Game.

Here you got an Ace.


Oh I don't know what that counts either, lets say 11 that sounds cool ok

Good so I got a ten.

Do you want one more?

Here you go

And one more for me.
Oh I got 21 what aboot you?

21 too?

This is so cool

I love this Batcave.

Haha you Idiot can't even spell.

*posts in here* HAHA!

*pulls out uzi's* dont mess

* post *

Hahahahha one little Uzi?

I laugh at you, I got three Bardocks Already, and we all have nuclear warheads, so leave.

Or would you care for a hooker with some good english tea?

I hate you all.
You are not allowed to post here. I will now. ignore your posts .

So<hahahahahha, I am alone again.

Are you ignoring this post?

This Batcave stinks

Yes I am


ANd this Batcave rocking rocks all the rocks on this rock called earth rock.

If I was Raz I would Raz-trict you for that comment Raz.

Well you answered my question so you obviously didnt ignore it

did you guys notice another forum just come up called batcave?

No seriously ROB


Yeah its rather Boring though, what purpose does it have anyway?

Oh and folks I think you didn'T understand the purpose of this thread either.

There are two possibilities now both eqally scary you either ****ing leave this wonderful thread or we gonna eat some biscuits drink tea and play some card games. Its up to you.

i vote with the second one

*pours tea, gets biscuits, and stacks up poker chips* what will the game be?

*looks around*

Nobody is home....hehe

*steals batmobile*

No my beautiful Batmobile, oh well whatever, I didn't want to leave this cave anyway.

Since you are my guest Mr. Wiggles, you may call the first game.

ok, the game is poker, aces and deuces wild

should we wait for anyone else to play?

Well since am not familiar with this game this would be a good ideam, eh?

You could explain what to me what the **** you just said while we are waiting

ok, since you dont know how to play poker, how about go fish?

and i ment A's and 2's are wild

Hmm yeah luckily I just made a nice lake appear on one end of my Batcave, we can gon fish now.

What does wild mean though?

I'm horrible at Poker. I never remember which hand is highest. I'm really bad. Um, I'll definitely lose big. I'm a total sucker. So, deal me in, you can't resist, what an opportunity!

What the ****, no one revives this thread but me.

*deals the cards*

Oh, um, sorry...I...well, Mom, you know, I hear her calling...

I just found out that someone decided to open his own Batcave, since I couldn' care less cause nothing without me can ever be anything but crap, Oy this absolutely madfe no sense.

Anyway I decided to installl a rollercoaster over therere
*points*
man I rock, as does my Batcave.

OK, I'm back. Rollercoaster...yeh!

Yeah and since the JL dude got a bartender and all I just recently decided that right here will be a bartender that spits in youitr drink for free.

Now leave my Cave or entertain me.

Folks I just found out that the enemy got some new shit. So go there and never come back to my Batcave.

Yeah ardocks back, yes hes back yes hes back .....
well now leave me alone I am playing with my new pinball machine.

Ping
click click
suuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr
spring nspring
doing

badaboom

Yeah New Highscore

Someone gone alittle crazy!Maybe you should have this batcave that way yuo can talk to yourself more!Just kiding with you!I will be happy to join this cave!JM

I think you misunderstood the Idea of MY Batcave.
Its not there t0o be joined by anyone but me, and I joined it already. I will Listen to Stairway to heaven now, while knowing that you all want to join but you can't cause I am GOD in my Batcave.
So Bye Bye folks

Bye have fun being all by yourself!LOL!JM

bat cave? Jumpy

Its mine, mine, ALL MINE.

My Precious.

I wioll Jackie, I definately will mwuahhahahahahahah

Now you are scaring me!JM

Didn't I just kick you outta here?If you don't entertain me you are not welcome in my batcave.
But before you go look at this gorgeous van gogh I just stole
*point*
Now you can go.

Ok master I am on my way!LOL!Goodbye!JM

Its time to bring this thread back to what it was intended to be, a exchange of thoughts beetween me and myself (by the way I know there is a member called bardock on here, he mustn't join either)

Hello Bardock, your thread is just wonderful. I think I am gonna bungee jump over there now.

Sure do that you can do how ever you please my fellow Bardock.

Hey Bardocks, people here belive us to be scary and weird.
Isn't that weird?

Brothers, the unbelivable happened. My radiator doesn't work anymore. Therefore I installed a miniature sun up on the ceyling. We are now the masters of dsay and night.

Shite people, you won't belive this, I couldn't find my way back toi my cave for a minute.
Well, I drank a lot of alcohol though its not that unusual.

*walks in wearing a mask made using a photo of Fetcherada*

Hi Bardock!!!

Hi Fetcharada, or are you chris? I am not sure doesn't matter anyway, cause you are not supposed to be here, so **** off.

Night Bardocks, see ya tommorow.

HEY this is a pretty cool batcave but not as cool as The better than Bardocks Batcave batcave!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone infilitrated our Batcave whiole I slept, we need to kill him
or at least fart in his Batcave

Hey Folks look at this new tv I bought over there. Its not to big, only 10 feet high. But Oh well, we can all watch 7th Heaven now and then Joan of Arcadia, and Malcolm in the middle and ...mwuhahahahahhaahha
All in german of course.

Oh by the way, with all I mean myself and my 42Bardock buddies.

here are how the hands go from highest to lowest:

Five of a Kind (only possible with wild cards)
Straight Flush
Four of a Kind
Full House
Flush
Straight
Three of a Kind
Two Pair
Pair
High Card

Hi Mr. Wiggles my number one and so far only non-Bardock guest in this Thread.
The problem is don't know what wild cards are.
Then I don't know how you raise and how you get new cards, except for that I am a poker expert.

poker expert? when you call, you bet enough to match what has been bet since the last time you bet (for instance, if you bet a dime last time, and someone else bet a quarter, you would owe fifteen cents) , When you raise, you first bet enough to match what has been bet since the last time you bet (as in calling), then you 'raise' the bet another amount (up to you, but there is typically a limit.) Continuing the above example, if you had bet a dime, the other person raised you fifteen cents (up to a quarter), you might raise a quarter (up to fifty cents). Since you owed the pot 15 cents for calling and 25 for your raise, you would put 40 cents into the pot, When you fold, you drop out of the current hand (losing any possibility of winning the pot), but you don't have to put any money into the pot.

oh and wild cards

wild cards are cards which can take on whatever suit and rank the holder wants Sometimes jokers will be used as wild cards, other times, the game will specify which cards are wild (deuces, one-eyed jacks, or whatever)

Aren't you all bored? No one posts in the Threads I want them to post in. And then there are these smartasses that post in my Batcave. Tss. If they at least were entertaining, or sexy girls droolio

uhh, bardock its not

Oh thank you Mr.Wiggles. The Poker expert was a joke by the way.

I reset youir guest status you are now a guest again.

I see I made a mistake, Its my Batcave, I can magge ass manny misdakes sa Ay wont.

when was my guest status off?

and, if you want to play blackjack and hookers, just go to the gentlemans club!

wahhhhhhhhhhhhh , respect my authority.

Hahhahahahaha, I just watched some stupid movie and some guy was named Dickless, hahahaha can you belive that?

Sure, I can. Whats your point?

Exactly, what are you trying to say?

Well **** you people, you two are Raz-tricted from my cave.
So **** you and the horses you rode in on

Haha this is gonna be one of the most succesful caves(threads) ever, mwuhahahahahahahahh

>_> i dont like you anymore, your crazy

I was before, and you liked me.

EVENTUALLY!!!!!!
No one disturbs my peace. Life is good

Bardock you're crazy.

NO I AM NOT, I will kill you all, I will kill you raaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Oh bvy the way I take this cave over, thank you 42 Bardock for building my cave.

I am no sock by the way, don't ban me, don't ban me. That would seriously suck.

Hmmm a mod saw that and I am not banned yet, this works out fine so far.

I have the strong wish to post in the betterr than bardocks cave thread to laugh at them and make fun of everybody there, but than it wouldn't die the pathetic death of not being noticed that it deserves.

I can't ban you, even if I wanted to I'll report your post and see what the global's think, m'kay?

you should all take my quiz....its
about family guy

http://www.quizie.com/test.php?testid=534241

not m'kay, well actually it is.
HEy this is my Batcave no spam here.

Hmmm it gets a little boring with only me, and the other Bardocks talking, maybe I should change my rules.
I will think aboot it.

Hahah I got 2041 posts on the 42 Bardock
and
2352 on this one, I am coooooooooool
and happy that this account works.
I decided I will allow 10 non Bardock posts per day without getting mad.

Ihf they are entertaining, that is.

Hello friends, I am back, since I am cool and all, I we are gonn a have some B!tches soon I hope, so the Hookers don'T have to keep our Cave tidy, isn't that great?

Yay!!!!!

Bardocks! People think we are weird. I say they are and therefore we shall kill them all and drink there blood except for the hot female virgins over tzhe age of 16 that were born on the 28th of june while a tree was cutted down in front of the window of the room they were born

If you all agree just raise your hands

Yay *raises hand*

Oh yes so its five Bardocks for
and one against

Bardock42:"so well Bardock 24 could you please articulate why you are against it?"
Bardock 24:Yes it is because...
*bang*
*puts weapoin back to his holster
ok so now it is five for
no one against, great. Lets do it then.

*eats bardocks arm*

**** man I needed that one.
I will quote Poolhall Junkies
You B!tch you've ruined my life.

*runs away*

No problem folks I just recently bought this beautiful cloning-and-medical-attention-device I will just make a new arm

Ah thats much better

*runs back, eats new arm and steals cloning-and-medical-attention-device*

Calm doewn folks, luckily I just recently bought the stem cells of wolverine and deadpool I will inject them now.

'*injects them*

*Arm grows*

Ah yes way better.


*installs new Alarm*

*unplugs alarm, eats new arm, and steals all arm making apparatus possible for use by bardock*

Haha, I don't need them anymore, I am my own little Hospital now.
Pasteurize that *****

oh well i just ate enough human flesh for a few days, and stole enough for a partay!

No prob dude, just never ever post here again

People keep telling me my room is cold, can you belive that.

At least my cave is war and fuzzy and what not.

**** I am bored

the next non-bardock poster will aquire guest status.

Except for Eggmayo

hi!

Hey how are you doing?

Ok Bardocks I was out of my moind, no one gets a guest status, well except you are a hot female of my species, and then only in exchange for sexual favors

Hmm where are all the people that usually entertain me.

Neil Young is already playing, so where the **** are they? Not that they are allowed to post here, but still.

This is the 100th reply in my Batcave I think that is a reason to party, bring in the hookers and the tea.

you got a batcave

may i post in it? *nicelyasks*

Hmm this is a very hard decision, I think you may, as long as you entertain me.

Or as I posted before

i didn't read the parts before.... but wait, i think this is hard to guess

hmm, you didn't come over for the weekend like you said

lookie! i have a big ava!

btw

Yes I did I s talked you and took pictures of you. You didn't notice me, look there I madfe postes of them *points at one of te walls*

fear

omg, why didn't i notice you??

hmm, shame, you weren't that cute guy, who gave me his cell number! or were you??

Hiya!

Yeah exactly this was me ...notcry

Oy my cave is getting all messy.

awww, i still wuv you!
hug

how, do you look like anyway? i always imagine you with darker brown hair

*checks his eyes*
I got Grey green ones, with a little yellow in them, do you still like me?

green grey with a little yellow in 'em is awesome! they are something special
i've got blue-greyish ones....
now, tell me more!
then next time you stalk me, perhaps i'll be able to recognize you!
then you'll be the cute guy, who gives me his cell number....?

Yeah
well i got black hair, I am 196ish tall well I dunno
You rather shopuld tell me, since it is my cave

you're that tall? that's cooL!

hmm, you reeeally want to know? i shall consider telling you then....

Your sig is cool by the way, do you all agree Bardocks?

Yay!!!!!!


Please tell us Spatzi

should i be frightened? nah, i do the same thing actually....^^

hmm, so, i'm like 166ish and blond. i've got a bit longer than shoulderlength hair and wear chucks!
and i love stripes, especially striped scarfs!

that's me!


thanks, i love snoopy, he's so cute

Yeah Snoopy is the best, well besides Garfield, Calvin and Hobbes.
Yeah you seem to like chucks, eh?

*makes a fabulous yet fashionably late entrance*

fab

yea,.... i only got them a little while ago, so.... well i do!

shouldn't you know, what i look like, when you stalked me???

err I got a bad memory, like the guy in Memento yes thats the truth the only truth and nothing but the truth

You should watch that movie.

ok, will think of that!
hmm, i supposed to watch so many movies.... haven't seen too much

woaH, it's 00:30 and i'm tired well, had to get up at 10, so.... disgust

Yeah this is weird. So you are really sexy?

*packs equipment for some more stalking*

hmm, you should know, poor guy without memory....

how am i supposed to know? i shall let you decide

Darnit, you know "I got this condition" my memory I can well err...yes exactly only remember if I read it on the internet. So post pics

are you yummy-ish, then?

pics are evil! cry

Pics are awesome fab

Oy my sick and twisted mind lets me think aboot interesting things hearing this quote.
Well I am...hmm not...err well maybe yes...I dunno


Pics are greaty mac great though

then you post one!

*cough* sick twisted mind *cough*

depends...............................

I have no possibility too
you wouldn'T think I am hot though cry

you don't? why? you gotta have some pics of yourself cry

you don't know yet!

Cause I hate pictures, I actually am never on any. MAybe I am a Vampire :wink:. And I never take pics, I think if I can't remember something (my bad memory beside) its not worth remembering anyway

aww, that's a pity! i want to see you!

well, don't you think it'S interesting in like 30 years, when you look at old pics and remember how you looked like, when you were 18? or children's pics!

i have way too many pictures of myself

thats me

Hahah "the Reaper is calling you"? Cool.


No actually I don'T think my friends say I should though, I just don't want to take pictures.

Well My mom got childrens pics of me though I was kinda weak back then and they were able to force me on Pictures.

I'm too sexy for pictures.

I just listen to Gotham City, by R Kelly which reminds me of Batman which is good.

but children'S pics are so cute though kinda embarassing sometimes....

i want to see your picture!!!! go take a picture! now!

r. kelly? batman.... errr, i got nothing i used to watch it as little kid, but that doesn't mean anything, as little kid i watched anything, that came on tv....

I actually was a really cute kid
Err In don't have a camera, at least tat I know of, my parents got a non digital one thoiugh I think

Batman is great by the way.

hmm, then some other time and now, i want to see a children's pic of you too....
hmm, i got a weird pic of me, when i was a child.... i wore pink back then

ok, batman is cooL then,.... i didn't really have an opinion about him before^^

At least you have the right opinion now.

Well I'd show you Childrens pics of me but I don't known how
Yeah girls are supposed to wear pink

not anymore! i hate pink! only as little girl

black orange, blue, white, green droolio stripes
urgH, i repeat myself

unfortunately the 6 is pink and 6 is my favorite number....

get to know how then!

Yes Ma'am

How'D you like my cave by the way?

i like it very much! nothing to complain about,..yet
as soon as i'm welcome

but, what are those strange things in the corner for and can i get a hot chocolate in here, too?