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disgust i want so much stff off the net, but i dont have a credit card cry

I want a servant.... but its against the law j/k

stupid laws

I want a reticulated python, bit Its to big

I want a boyfriend, but all the guys think I whine too much. *whines*

I want Slash, but can't have him 'cause he's already married.

I want a Master Card

I want food but I'm too broke to eat.

Steal some food

I want a NEW JOB

my JOB SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

I use my Dad's credit card for that

I want a really nice comp but I dont have the money

A puppy....
























Salted and on a freash platter.

cry

I have a credit card - and it is heaven - i actually have 2 Visas

i buy way to much stuff off the net

I've tasted dog before. It tasted good. Kinda like chicken.

I want a Mercuiarl Sphygmomanometer but, but, but, but, but, but...POP!

True, but they can be so easily over-cooked and then the meat tastes like rubber.

Ypu should try human, that stuff is good. But you really need to to Fiji for it.

Now Babies good.... :P

you've never eaten humans before !!!! tsst!

No really I have

It's true! Everyone is doing it...apparently it is the new 'black'. Yum.

really??? where do you get a human to eat?

I wouldnt want some eating me ( you know ... for dinner or lunch)

Look around you, my dear...Free Range Human is the best meat...FFffflllll-fffflll-ffffffllllll.......

I have no meat to be eaten. In fact I'm too fat...

I want to ship the Pyramids of Giza to my back yard for lawn ornaments, but can't because its supposedly illegal.

Im not your "dear"

and Free Range Human??

If your not my dear, are you my doe-rai-me?

Free Range is the only way to dine on a human...the factory-controlled alternatives tend to be more than a little, but less than a lottle, stringgggggggggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Hao chi!

I want a toilet made of solid gold

human? i've heard it tasted like bacon

i thought it tasted like chicken

Well me and my friend went to the $2 and he wanted to get a laser light but the guy said you had to be 16. Then we saw this 10yr old buy a lighter from the same guy.

I want to drive but I am too young to get my licence!It really sucks big time!JM

Me too! droolio

Syren, but she doesn't even know I exist...

to pass exam