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I mean we've all played knock-and-run and all phoned pizzas for the next door neibour but has anyone done a prank which you can actually be really proud of?

I was at a sleepover party, way back in grade six. Drew on my friend;s face with a magic marker, gave him all sorts of wacky things.
Next morning:
ME: "Dude you OK?"
HIM: "Whuh.....yeah, why?"
ME: "You'd better go take a look in the mirror, you don't look so great."
SO he goes off, and one minute later...
"WHAT THE - "

Man I've tried to do that to so many people and its never worked.

It's fun they get all mad

i did not

Neither did I

I gave my friend one of those dentist chewable tablets that are designed to show up all the plaque on your teeth. The more red your teeth become coloured, the more plaque you have.

I tricked him into thinking it was like a random candy.

-AC

i picked a random number from the phone book and it turned up to be a nice old lady. after which i convinced her i'm from a certain radio...which on a regular basis picks numbers from the phone book and awards them certain prises IF they sing something nice.
after me and my friends laughed our asses off while she was singing we even asked her to randomly pick a number from 1 to 10 000 as the next lucky winner from the phone book, to sound more credible

i dont rightly know, too many

Well my friend got high in the back of my car once, and he fell asleep, I happened to have a green magic marker...So I drew cocks all over his face

When I was in 8th grade there was this fat kid derek, who would eat everything at lunch, so on day he got up to go to the bathroom, so we got his yogurt and poured about 20 salt packets into it, when he came back and bit into it he was irate, He spit it all over my friend and smashed a snapple bottle on his head, but he didnt do anything to me

I got a kicking one night walking home from the pub. A few weeks later the guy who did it murdered one of his friends after an arguement and he got sent to prison. Me and my mates send him gay porn magazines all the time in prison.

I beat up my nextdoor neighbors grandma and told the cops that he did it. He got sentanced to death...or maybe it was a few years in prison, I forget.

Same kinda thing Dexx did you can have some hylarious moments on the phone with a speaker option

.........wait are you seriouse?

Wouldn't you like to know

Damn, this is gonna bug me for hours. I cant tell with you.

No, I'm joking.

It wasn't his grandma, it was his mom.

.........................

This prank that I did was such a good prank!

I invited 6 of my friends over to watch 'The Return of the Living Dead.'

3 girls were scared to death afterwards.

Me, and the three girls that weren't scared told them we would be back in a sec. We went into my step-mum's make-up bag and made my face white, then we got some other make-up and made the flesh around my eyes dark brownish-purple. I looked like Freddy did when he became a zombie.

I ran into the living room screaming "Brains! brains!" they screamed there heads off. Two of them had to go home because they shat themselves!

They actually shit thier pants?

Not literally, but they cried and went home. Me and my other friends that pulled the prank got into a lot of trouble.

What happened to you?

My Dad yelled at me, saying I needed to be mature and stuff. Then he made me take off the make-up because it freaked him out, hehehe :evil...

"I beat up my nextdoor neighbors grandma and told the cops that he did it. He got sentanced to death...or maybe it was a few years in prison, I forget"

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Quite funny.

-AC

There was this one kid in the 7th grade who was really gullible so me and a few of my friends concinced him to walk blindfolded onto this old guys porch and the next thing I know the old guy came out with a rifle and had him at gumpoint. The kid pissed his pants man it was hilarious. He threatened to tell our patents so we gave the kid the $10 we had initially promised to give him if he walked to the old dude's house.

^Jokes like that aren't very funny, someone could get seriously hurt.

we had knock and run... we called it knick-knack...

pranks... in school we bet a guy (didnt actually bet him we just dared him) he couldnt try and put his head through one of those fake glass windows... he duly obliged and to this day i'm told the crack is still there...

i was on a football course and every friday we went to the gym, and one day we ran into a famous boxer (irish), and anyway, we convinced one of our team mates that it wasnt the boxer but his football manager brother (he managed a club in england at the time), and told the guy to try and bag himself a trial... it took him a full ten minutes of brown nosing before he realised what was wrong...

when I was 10 my friend and I would CONSTANTLY ring her neighbor's doorbell and run...her neighbors hated us with a passion.

I think my favorite was at a sleepover when I was 12 or 13, there was about 6 or 7 of us and we were watching a horror movie, and a couple of us snuck away while everyone else was still watching the movie in the living room. We hid outside the house and were doing things like scratching on the windows with sticks and stuff...ya know, generally creeping out everyone inside. One of us was making creepy ghost-like noises, and finally everyone inside went to the window (all terrified) to see what was going on...we were hiding under the window and we jumped up at the same time and scared the shit out of them

I've also done more than my fair share of prank phone calls.

I made a guy think he ran me over before.

IT WAS YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!!!

Just kidding!

My mates and I once put 5 laxitives in my mates coke and he rushed off to the toilet and we didnt see him for the next 2 weeks.

^ thats mean

Here are two lame, harmless (physically) jokes:

I left a note on a teacher's desk which said "do not turn over unless there's a fire", and on the other side it said "not now, dumbass".

I fooled my father once by copying the screen of the computer, while an error, or window such as "the computer will now shut down" ocurred (printscreen + paste in paint, for those who don't know), and puting it as a background.

It's people like you who stop us from doing pranks. You could have someones eye out my ass!!

one time, my friends and i prank called this guy, who was probably in his 60's or so, and preteneded to be his grandson. he actually believed us and had like a fifteen minute conversation. It was hilarious.

^ lol.
Guys, you must respect your elders

what are you talking about, we had a good talk

Yeah, because guns are incapable of doing that, arent they?