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Hi, can some of you please be my friends? I'm new here.

anny 1?

sure

this is half off topic half welcome hahah.

By the way who are you, I mean since you are my new friend now

thanks

welcome terra grl 123
nice to meet you

Hi... tell us about you

Don't tell eggmayo he is a cannibal, he would eat you. Look at his avi, thats not some strange pic, thats him

ok ok

We all need friends hun but its a little desperate to beg for them..Just have a wonder around the forum let peeps see you for just how special you are and they will come running!

TRUST ME!

read my profile.

lol

Shh... noone knows...

Welcome, you can also find friends here.

Ill be your freind if you send me a dollar

interesting.

that's cheep.

And a pepsi

welcome to KMC! Lets be friends.

o.k.

annyone here?

hey... tell me you like metal, classic rock, pulp fiction or texas chainsaw and illlove you, let alone be your friend.

I do.

yo

Yes, tell us aboot you.
And send me a pepsi too, I like pepsipepsi

eggmayo I love you inlove

dave123 are you my friend?

He's a mod, we are noit allowed to talk to mods. They are above us.

o.k. Your too smart.

I'm you mod-friend.... *smacks bardock*

everyone loves me... even bardock the invincible

right.

Ouch that hurt. YOU..... err I mean thank you great dave123 mod, I appreciate you hitting me for my stupidness. *bows*

are you really stupid? lol

Did I tell you aboot Eggmayos favorite food? I think I mentioned it.

what?

Hello! is anny 1 here?

I'm drinking diet sprite right now...

cool,do you like harry potter?

am i here alone?

Humans

I didn't tell you that? Strange.
Oh noo there is he, arg he ripped off my arm and is eating it at the very moment, run folks, you can't help me, save yourself.

Hiya!! Its Big Gay Kirk, lord of the random.....friendless friend of the friendless.... or so I was, until I joined KMC!!! Welcome to our jolly little home, Terra.... hope you enjoy your flirtation with the madness that is KMC......

what are you talking about?

are you big kirk? are you gay kirk? are you a kirk kirk? Do you like Capt Kirk, Kirk? What aboot the Kirk from Gilmore Girls Kirk?
Do you have any family bounds to Al?

Big Gay Kirk is just weird, and random, actually we all are.

Dude, you are a bit silly... you think I am a cannibal?
You're the recluse with a batcave

huh?

Hello terra,yeah loan me a couple bucks and Ill be your friend. Welcome to KMC.you should have put this in the welcome section though actually.

thats cheep.

At least I am not eating anyone in my batcave

Actually it is Cheap

yeah your getting off easy.

good one Bardock. lol

if you keep this little charade up, ill be eating you in your batcave!

eew that's nasty.

Hahah before you eat me my last words will be "God shave the Queen you lesta living french man"

?

im half german... b*tch

english please

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A half german cannibal, how could that happen?

f*ck you eggmayo

orroz keep it clean lads and ladies

product of bad environment, i guess

yup.

Yeah: My environment

that was in response to the halfgerman cannibal thing btw... i should really start quoting people

i'm back.

Neither me nor the Eggmayo speak English... he's from Braunstone, I'm from Coalville....

and as for being weird and random...... on here, how did anyone notice!!!??!!

Yeah I am from my Batcave, so neither do I

We speak weirdo...

I asked you a hell of a lot of "serious" questions big gay guy.

you are all scairing me.

Actually its just me scaring you, the "others" are ewither all products of your imagination or my socks, you can choose.

thats the OTF for ya

am i the only one here right now?

I have to admit... I'm Big, I'm Gay , I'm Kirk.... I also have no pound sign on my pc..... and how could I scare anyone??

Unfortunately, this is roughly as sane as KMC gets... we're all individual and weird...

and I am indeed a close relative of James Tiberius.... I believe myself to be his great grandfather....

because of what you just wrote. lol

**** n o I am his grand son, we are practically related

eeeeeew

Big gay great great great great great granddaddy

Give me food and I'll pretend to be your friend.

Just a word of friendly advice terra,language like that will get you banned,might want to lay off on that kind of language.Like I said,just giving a word of friendly advice.

ok.thanks.

don't worry Terra.... you should have seen the welcome these dudes gave me.... a whole year of "are you gay??" best thing you can do is have a good roam around, post stuff in anything that takes your fancy, and ignore us dudes.... but if you have any bother off anyone, just contact me or Bardock or Eggmayo, and we'll sort things out for you.. we carry plenty of weight... I'm 17 stone....

i carry dumbells frequently...

ok,thanks you guys.

why is no 1 whrighting?

am i here alone?

im watching a bush speech on tv, sorry

sorry... I was off posting random comments....

cool.

i'm patiant.

Hey girl, give us some time.

I had to take a vote in my cave.

ok

''boys''

Welkl why are you called terra grl 123
are you related to Dave?

dave who?

not "boys", "MEN" yeah Har Har Har < *Manful laugh*

Dave123
you got the same last name

no!

welcome to kmc terra wavey

hellos kirk hug

hug spence always a pleasure

eggmayo hi sweetie

mr parker , lost , bardock wavey hi

thanks.

The plot thickens

HELLO anny 1 here?

what plot?

wait at least 3 minutes, sweety. Its not a chat.

Oh nothing just random weirdness

im so tired.

Shellie's here!!! Yay!!!

FEED ME!!!!

terra , can i ask how old you sweetie ?

...I haven'T slept a wink

I'm 53 thanks, shells

gotta go.I'll be back at about 7:00pm after Teen Titans is on;Cartoon Network.Bye

Holy shit I thought you were 123, you are way younger, great.

This ain't no answer now is it?

so when you hit the big 5.0 a couple years ago was that hard to deal with Dave?