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Yah, let's all get it on, ghetto fabulous style fab

Obviously, entry is restricted to the elite, you must adore yourself beyond the point of natural appreciation. Like me. And Thael.

Although there isn't actually a set restriction, should you enter and be deemed unsatisfactorily egotistical you will be driven out.

I love me fab

Well, Syren kinda covered it all there, so I'll just mention (in case you haven't noticed) that I am a stud. flex



I love me too. fab

Everything I do is just to benefit of it.

I hate everyone else, I am my god.

I am the bestest of the best. Est fab

Impressive ego you have there B. thumbsup

But everything I touch turns to GOLD.

Touch me fab

Where would you like me to touch you?

Anywhere stimulating fab

I don't think you want that turned to gold, makes things....... difficult.

You stole that,....from me, nah actually from midas but anyway.
My ego can eat xyour ego anyday and still have enough space for the universe to fit in, that big is it.

Did I mention that I am great? I think you should bow before me.

Try my nipples

Did I just type that???

did she just type that?

Hello Yoda *snort*

My words in order put I shall?

Your words in order chronological should you put?

Folks, seriously , you are all cool and stuff (not really but lets leave it like that for the moment)
But my ego is just the egofullest of all, seriously I have the ****ing coolest cave in the world and I don't let anybody join nor post in it.


Oh yeah And I ****ING RULE

I had a cave called Syren's Crevice at one point fab It was so unholy *snort* that it got closed.

Strong the Dark SIde is in order of chronological. Feel that I do.

I bet you don't look after your ego like I do. I feed my ego all the time, my self-affirming exercises every morning really help.

I say to myself; "You are Thael, a beast of a man, you're strong, confident, you are Thael, and women want you" thumbsup

crazy

Quit it, dickwad fab

Holy shit that was good drool

I'm still hotter fab

I don't have to do that, I just know it.

When God (yes I know that is me) created the superlatives he (again me) just created them so that I could be described

Can we stop?

I think we established between the three of us that we rule... now let us await the arrival of lesser beings fab

The ego king has arrived

I think you'll find that just receantly i have been called self obsessed - but an outside party!

ilm If i dont love me, noone else will.

Hahahahahha your ego is so pathetic that I don'T even need to talk it down.

Welcome Milla.... you are perfect here fab

SlipknoT, ditto

i am no lesser being syren, BOW DOWN TO YOUR SUPERIOR!

*kicks you in the f.ucking head*

Ass fab

I demanded that a while ago, she wouldn't

Probably my ego stunned her so she couldn't even bow down anymore.
Yes that the only reasonable explanation

*is wearing hobnail stilettos* fab

I know, thank you my loyal subject, your faithfulness and loyalty shall be rewarded....

Bite my peaches sweetcheeks fab

I think your affection for each other makes your ego less credibale than mine.

With the greatest of pleasures....drool

Affection?

*looks around*

*whispers*

We've been busted babes.....

If I did that, you wouldnt be able to stand the pleasure

I couldn'T

My ego kills everyone 5miles around instantly

OMG, Dogbert.... it was for Thael

Oh no....*returns to self-obsession*

Me me me me me me me me me me me! flex

fab Me Me Me Me I AM AWESOME Me Me Me fab

You try to Hard Thael, if you were the ego king (I am by the way) it would come naturally.

I don't need to try. Do YOU have several naked ladies hanging off you, feeding you RIGHT NOW? NO you DO NOTBecause I AM the EGO.






























You've been Thael'dban2

Ah yes, now I see

I am better than you

My ego is so unbelievably amazing that it transforms into several naked ladies if I want it too, cause I am god, no what I am talking I am above god, I am THE ONE ABOVE ALL.

OMFG, that was fab.... fab

Well, I'm off now, my ego shall remain making your ego cower and splutter before my ego's mighty illustrious presence.

I'll be seeing your ego cleaning my ego's boots tomorrow!
























Its all about me bizatches, you've ALL been Thael'd, bye!ban2

Well then I think you sir are wrong

Your ego is gonna be the b!tch of my ego.
Well if I can find it off course. I will probably need a microscope

I'm actually better than everyone, ever.

No serious, I am.

-AC

fab All it takes is an appearance.

You folks are still posting in here? I think it was clear that I am just above you. Well I guess you can stop then

Yeah. Listen to him.

Pecking Order:

Alpha Centauri.










Bardock.






















Everyone else.

-AC

Beeatch, where was I in that list? furious

"Beeatch, where was I in that list?"

Can't you read *****? It says EVERYONE ELSE. Pshh.

Infact throw Bardock in there with the rest of you nobodies. I'm the Alpha male of KMC.

PS: Syren, if you want to be placed at the top with me, you have to give me reason to .

-AC

*gives you a f.ucking reason* disgust

Oh syren, did you miss it ?
It was here



But actually my ego is bigger than alpha centauri and the whole Proxima Centauri around it

your just the Gum on the bottom of my shoe, I'm the reining egotistical god

rrrrrr

"But actually my ego is bigger than alpha centauri and the whole Proxima Centauri around it "

Someone ate their Weetabix this morning.

You just battle it out while I just sit here.

*Beckons Syren*

Servant woman, place my crown upon my head and make sure it's correctly polished.

-AC

I'm going to beat the ego out of you, you cheeky bastard fab

One of you petty fools, get me some wine.

I will retire to my Cave now since I am better than youi folks anyway. Move out of my way proletarians. *Leaves in gloryfulness*

"I'm going to beat the ego out of you, you cheeky bastard"

We all know you have always wanted to beat me, you vixen .

-AC

Stop!

"Stop!"

Isn't what you said earlier now is it?

Fine, be gone. Psssh.

-AC

Mastodon rock

That's IT! I am done with you schmoll

"That's IT! I am done with you"

You'll be back, oh you'll be back.

-AC

schmoll x a gazillion.

I'm kidding Syrennnnnn.

You know I love you really .

-AC

Hahahahahahah you apologizer to her?
You just lost any respect I ever had for you.

"Hahahahahahah you apologizer to her?
You just lost any respect I ever had for you."

Of course I am.

*Whispers to Bardock*

She's a woman, she won't even guess that I'm just trying to lull her into a false sense of security. I am, of course, everyone's superior.

-AC

furious

Clear the way biatches diva

Hahahaha if it weren't so true.

*makes way for partner in hotness*

*stands in silver tears way*

Im coming through

*stands by syren looking ultra skankish* fab

*b!tch pose*

*pout*

Darling, you use that smilie so professionally fab

It's in my blood babes queen

F.ucking wowzers... I bet your blood is florescent

as long as it's exclusive droolio

I seriously doubt it's anything but extremely rare

grr

Rowr fab

Ok this is more of a lesbian diva cult than anything else so "screw you guys, I'm going home" (my Batcave that is)

What the hell is wrong with lesbianism? You lesbianist disgust

I did'nt say there is anything wrong with it, I approve of lesbianism I just called this thread what it is and it is not worrthy to feel any more of my presence.

I like lesbians

I like lesbians also

Oyyy oyyy oyyy, I so want to say something sleezy but I won't no I will not.

Wait.....Bardock, you spoke about losing respect for me?! Yet you just blatantly walked away from what you dubbed a Lesbian Cult?

My respect for you just got shot out the window.

-AC

No no no its just because I got my own lesbian cult in my Cave ya know.

Well....well that's alright then.

-AC

Yeah, I might allow you to visit it sometime

You're not the only one with a lesbian cave.

-AC

Oy my perverted mind thinks aboot sleezy things again

crazy

Perverted lesbians droolio

Nah I am the pervert thinking aboot the lesbians, big difference there Sy

Syren is slowly becoming my best friend.

Whether she likes it or not.

-AC

blushing

Is oddly honoured, privileged and aroused simultaneously*

I can do many things for females simultaneously.

That's for another time, another place and another thread though.

For now...we toast. Aka Boost our egos.

-AC

Whats all that aboot bioosting your egos? Mine already achieved the non plus ultra

WHY do you write 'aboot'??

Cause I can

And I feel more Canadian then, my ego says I should.
Wait isn't Scott your Boy-Toy? You should know then.

*cough*

He's all Canadian naughty But, he is sophisticated enough to write properly I'm not taking the piss, I'm sorry, I'm just bratting on you tongue

I will get over it, I think, actually I am already, my ego is great.
But anyway I choose to write that way, I could do different (maybe not anymore but at one point I was able to choose how to spell it Belive me, I am great)

It's cute....

Oh yea I forgot that... the ladies like it

Oh yes.

*walks in*

Hello, hello, the queen has arrived...fab

Hello Ms. Stardust. In what way are you egofuller than we are?

In the fact that I am gorgeous, intelligent, and downright perfect in everyway?

You better believe it queen

clapping

Darling bluequeen

Join me in a spot of moron baiting?

If you's so perfect Stardust, how come you couldn't even put the crown on straight in your smiley? Huh? HUH?!

Yeah, walk away.

-AC

Ah yes I see, a case of realitus movatianus serius

Which means you are wrong
Well at least you are not better in these things than I am
And you better belive it

Tsk tsk, dear, don't you know it's fashionable to wear a crown slightly at an angle?

Sad, really...you must keep up with the times!!!

Yeah Alpha Centauri is the weakest link....Goodbye

I think it's called 'jaunty'?

That's the word!

fab

"Yeah Alpha Centauri is the weakest link....Goodbye"

Hahahahahaahahaha. That is SOOO fresh, really. It's so refreshing that you would come up with something so vibrant, so filled with freshness. My God, you are SOOOO funny! "You are the weakest link....GOODBYE!" Hahahah. Coz that's what she says on the show! I've NEVER heard it said outside of the show. "You are the weakest link....GOODBYE!". That is sooooo funny. And you, you very funny person, have taken that OUT OF CONTEXT, to insult me here! Hahaha man that is so fresh. Do you write your own material? Coz that's brilliant. Perhaps wanna throw in a "You are OUTTA HERE!" to replicate baseball umpires? You know, just to keep the phenomena going? Coz I'm right here. Hahaha that was sooo funny.

-AC

hysterical2

Yah, and don't forget the wink eyes

...............Hahahaha you funny funny man. "You are the weakest link....GOODBYE!". Absolutely flawless in every single way. Wow.

-AC

Don'TR you brits have a different Show than the Us, and a toitally different than ours?

We had it, we didn't like it so we got rid of it.

"You are the weakest show....goodbye!" HAHAHAHA. See!? I did it too. Wow. We are both SO funny.

-AC

I know I am great, thank you.

This was a really good idea.

Family guy

Actually yours was more innovative, mine was well conservative I'd say.

queen

I think we've gone so far off topic that we're actually coming back around.

-AC

Stewie: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!


Oy this is sad Alpha really Pathetic. tss well I actually almost was proud of you, that would have been the comeback of the year. But oh well. **** off.

Wanna tell me where I actually claimed it as mine? How is it sad to quote something. It still counts. Your weakest link joke was shit.

Yes, once again countered. I'm the man at this. If you wanna start hurling abuse, do it to someone who can't run you into the floor.

Just advice.

-AC

Boys, I demand that you refrain from continuing this ridiculous argument schmoll

He wants to bark, I'll bite. Simple.

Come at Alpha and Alpha will come back at you three times as hard. I defend myself. He shouldn't be so ashamed that he got put down by a quote.

-AC

ok ok ok, you quote the better shows I agree
Still not you but Stewy ran me into the floor. Thats like loosing against you in a fist fight and you are allowed to let Mike Tyson fight for you.
So ok I give you that it was a really stupid quote but now Shut up. Please

Yea yea yea ok, I lost the Battle but the war will be mine (my ego tells me, its always right)

ENOUGH cry

"Still not you but Stewy ran me into the floor. Thats like loosing against you in a fist fight and you are allowed to let Mike Tyson fight for you."

Then you got run into the floor by a one year old cartoon character. Even worse.

"So ok I give you that it was a really stupid quote but now Shut up. Please "

Freedom of speech is a gift on these forums. I'm not here to wage wars but be careful who you're telling to shut up. You'll back down before I do, believe me. A war of words isn't a war you want to enter with me.

Take it how you want it *****.

-AC

Lets eat cheese while the divets fight

"Lets eat cheese while the divets fight"

Divas by definition are people who THINK they are the shit. So the term only applies to Bardock.

I'm willing to drop it, bearing in mind I'm not the one who kicked this off. I quoted a show that was directed at Bardock for a joke and he comes back with abuse. If he wants to start something, there'll be something. Simple as.

He won't be the one finishing it though.

-AC

I rather loose to stewy than to anyone else.

And I just asked you really nicely it wasn't a demand I even said Please.

And quite possibly I would lose a war in words to you, since my english is not the best but you can be sure I will try. So give me your best shot, big boy.

No actually I thought it was pretty fun your quote I am just seeing how long we can go on like that, m'kay?

So you mean you ARE the shit?

I think thats what he is implying, yes