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Okay so like yesterday I was walking down a dark alley, and as I passed this set of stairs, I heard a low grumble from within this ancient looking house, so I decided to investigate

I opened the ancient looking door with the lion head knocker on it, and pushed my weight against it stumbled slightly into the darkness. I groped the wall for the light switch, and when I finally found it, I flicked it and let out a loud gasp shockish


What do you think should be there?
Make it realistic and I'll tell you what that means about you

A huge pink waffle, with bloody tampons slapped on his face.

i think a dead body should be lyin there with a knife through the chest

Courtney Love lying naked and growling like a sexually unsatisfied coyote with big lips cry

It was... Darth Vader banging Deathblow! msn-oh

EDIT: Oh wait, you said to make it realistic, and Sam wouldn't stand a hindu's chance in heaven with Darth Vader. schmoll

I think there should be an old piano that plays without anyone sitting in front of it. Then you notice that the light switch didn't turn any lights on but a few candles in the room and then you should here some chains and an evil Green Goblin like laugh

An old homeless guy trying to get some f.ucking shut eye until this bimbo slams the door open on him. How rude.

That simply means you're an idiot, who needs to get laid

See a doctor as soon as you can
In fact, I volunteer eyes

BURN!

with a dildo in her hand

You have some unresolved anger or guilt problems

Ha ha hahaha...haha..he ha ha

In her hand? She's blatantly inexperienced flirt

I suggest sex for you too

I think there should be a swarm of Evil Zombie Bunnys about to attack you....Eh or Godzilla

This means you have issues with death

oo ooo i got it

Brad Pitt with a martini (NON virgin if you mustflirt2) lyeing on a silky red sheeted bed.. alone

F.ucking *cough*

yes, some of my friend's desrve to be killed

..Two bagles fighting over a bag of chips

This means I need sex eek




















Preferably with Brad Pitt cry

Please, I'm trying to limit myself to four ****s per day. Your diagnosis was unsatisfactory and I'm sueing you

Or.....michael jackson...eh...or a killer of some Kind.

cry poor Irene

Deathblow, if you want a good shrink, step into my office. Everybody knows Irene is incompetant as a psychiatrist schmoll

This means you miss home
And have issues about your confidence

You do it on purpose... I am reverting to my original accusation of skank fab

You know why she needs four?
Cause the first three just don't do it winkiss

And to think, I was gonna put on a slutty nurse outfit for you schmoll

The cast from The Bill Cosby show and Gary Coleman dressed up in RAMBO clothes come out with machine guns and hunt down all of the Brady's while Coleman shouts "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT NO BROTHAS ON THE BRADY BUNCH"

Yessir er..Darth Revan flirt2

Shes an all rounder when it comes to incompetentence

bawling



Syrenella, don't even tell me I was wrong

Nivek takes shunken to a whole nother level

Racial problems

She? You mean they

If I could have told you that you were wrong I would have done cry

I still Think evil Zombie Bunnies from Beyond the Grave Would be much better.

Just cause your girlfriend is mentally unstable and schizo doesn't mean you should make fun

tootjerry

OMFG.

Your sick you know that

Jumpy teeehee

She's orgasmically twisted flirt

My sick?
I don't own a sick

More so orgasmic fab

Whereas I am more so twisted

Sick and smart

You'd make a great nazi flirt2

That's a compliment???

I'll look into it as a career choice flirt2

Its Brad Pitt going - ''Im sorry can you help em, i seem to be lost?
whip2flirt1

coming from Sam, I'll take anything
being the compliment whore that I am

totally droolio

This simply means Brad Pitt is sex naughty

Hey I've given you proper compliments before

As she said, she'll take anything. Not fussy.

I must have been stoned at the time, my memory's blank

Stoned?? YOU?? hysterical2

See, that's a proper compliment

Love you biznatch winkiss

Lover you right back Reneh-gade sista

Oh god that owns eek

It's your flexible name darling

I might make that my new title with a sig I have soon

Fabulous fab

And I might not care

Sam go make some poor hillbilly girl happy in a barn somewhere winkiss

*snort*

Mary-Lou is not a hillbilly

She is a person of an agricultural background cry

I'm playing my 90s Cheese Fest playlist and Cotton Eye Joe just came on!!! banyey

With an extra chromosome winkiss

OMFG!! Biatch you are

Dammit i'm out of comebacks, and much earlier than usual too eek

Your girlfriend must hear that often poor thing.....

fab

Three minute man?

Nope, that makes no sense

You're almost as retarded as I am 'Reno

I meant the much earlier than usual part, but whetever darling
You go do whatever it is you do, prostitution, drugs, you know the usual...

Don't call me darling, it's a perversion of our actual relationship disgust

Both, and much much more flirt2

What relationship winkiss

Whatever you call two individuals who enjoy insulting each other nonstop for the hell of it winkiss

Married?












I'm against marriage as you can tell flirt1

Yeah most rent-girls are flirt2

It's not suprising you would know eyes

We pimps have to know our girls inside out, we wouldn't be fit to spit in their mouths if we didn't

I'm a little disgusted right now

I got it off Friends cry

friends was a horrid show cry

That tells me everything

You watch Friendseekfear

I'm white trash, I watch white trash TV shows, deal with it

Tells you what exactly?

^

Like you're any different schmoll

Excuse you, I am not white trash queen
I hate Friends with a passion, and wish Jennifer Aniston gets hit by a bus

I'm all about UPN baby!

BLACK POWER!!!teehee

Friends was awesome
Just cos she's ****ed Brad more times than even you have in your imagination schmoll She looks just like my auntie too

Your a redneck if......*walks away*

My auntie looks like Halle Berry
And I don't imagine about screwing Bradley, only sad geeks imagine about having sex with celebs, you would fit right in Samuel

I see through your lies like Superman does walls
Actually, my night with Elisha Cuthbert was 100% true life. I have physical evidence sitting on my lap right now

Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets

It's true she does

And it's so nice that you stalk me Samuel, I think I'm a little flattered, or I would be if you didn't disgust me so much
And the whole geek thing they are
I said you would fit right in, not that you technically were one, because I don't know about the size of your pocket protector but I'm sure it's sub par in comparison hi2

Get that web cam of yours and prove it.

and by the way Elisha's a whore fab

Where in that post did I state that I stalked you?

And I'm glad I disgust you, I wouldn't feel right any other way
Also for the record, I'm not a geek. The only things I bear in common with geeks is the chick magnet thing. And the glasses. And an unhealthy obsession with kung-fu movies. Thank you and goodnight captain

How else would you know about the geek thing?

And it's not so much disgust as repulse

And your glasses are such a trend, you probably don't even need them sneaky2 just trying to cash in on the chick magnetness of it all Some people actually need glasses

And kung-fu movies for the most part suck too winkiss

Night doll face winkiss

KMC is a public forum, it's perfectly within my rights to read comments in threads that are actually far too lame for me to post in schmoll

The difference is...?

Trend my friggin ass sneaky2 I hate wearing glasses, but I do actually need them for reading, writing and typing. The chick-magnetism is in my blood.

You know nothing

"Anyway, according to you, geeks are world-inheriting chick magnets"

That's twice I've heard this.

-AC

You've posted in said thread though
There's a slight difference, but one none the less, disgust would imply a state of sickness, whereas repulse is a less dramatic case

I'm actually quite surprised you need glasses, not so perfect now are you tongue_ss

And name one really good kung fu movie

Oh yeah

Wow what an honor, I only repulse miss Irene touched

I didn't know you considered me perfect in the first place flirt2

Enter The Dragon
Game Of Death
Twin Warriors
Once Upon A Time In China 1 2 & 3
The Legend

I could go on and on

A basilisk.

Miss Irene, hmmm I like that diva
Better than Reno anyways

Well no, the tattoos don't do it for me, so I take back that perfect comment

And I've seen one of those movies, enter the dragon, wasn't that impressed with it no2

Well excuse me for attempting an affectionate nickname, as pathetic as that attempt was disgust

I had all 5 of my tattoos removed almost a year ago

Well ETD it is a little too American, the proper Chinese movies are the best, but you probably wouldn't appreciate them seeing as their subtitled

Yes, it was quite pathetic

Okay, I lied, I like tattoos
But whatever floats your boat I suppose

And what's wrong with subtitles
Anyone who can read can appreciate a movie even if it's subtitled

At least I tried

Well not the tattoos obviously, or I wouldn't have had them removed

Better start learning your ABC then, cos tomorrow is a Jet Li marathon round my place

Try harder next time

And it depends where they are placed really
If it's white trash like locations, then no thanks sneaky2

Do you even have friends anymore?
Like do they agree to these things

You said you liked miss Irene, will that do?

Left arm, chest, lower leg. Nothing skanky. I get the feeling I'm gonna regret my white trash comment earlier cry

My bestest buddy loves kung-fu flicks too, so it's all good

I suppose Miss Irene shall do diva
It's much better than Reno disgust

I hate all tattoos on arms specially the bicep area, yucky, and why would you get a tattoo on your leg in the first place?
The best place is the shoulder blade, that's sexy eyes

And I said friends, implying more than one

yo yo yo yo

Hey hey don't start throwing capital letters in disgust
miss Irene is just fine

Thats exactly where mine was m'afraid
I don't know, it seemed like a good idea at the time I guess.

I have more than one friend Its just Darrel is the only one who shares my obsession with movies about kicking people

Depriving me of a capital M huh? ranting You bastard!

Can we just say you're an idiot on the tattoo front?
One with bad taste anyways yucky
What were they of?

And I think you have anger issues, see a trained professional

You want a capital M, you have to earn it whip2

Lets
Biohazard sign on my arm, interlocking red stars on my leg, little fireball thingie on my chest.

Howbout I go see Dr Shutyourfatmouth

Jeese louise I need sleep eek

How do I earn my M? disgust

The fireball one sounds interesting to say the least eek

And you know, I feel bad for this doctor, he must have been taunted as a child cry

I don't know, suprise me sleeping

It was probably the worst one

Yes horribly, thats why he became an anger management type person, so he could seek retribution in reveling in the pain and anguish of others cry

i never got bedtime stories my mom played Metallica's ENTER SANDMAN as a lullaby

Meh you're not worth it

I hate to admit, but it sounds somewhat sexy sneaky2 damn you!

Well at least he doesn't go out and just randomly assault people on the streets instead eek
This way at least he can help troubled kids like you

Fine, surrender your capital M and the credentials that go with it

I assure you, it really wasn't

Well I'm kind of beyond help now, he's really just there to sell me low-grade fire arms and whisper prophesies of the coming apocalypse in my ear while I sleep

What credentials? I'll get my M elsewhere schmoll

Since we're talking about you here, I'll take your word for it

That's reassuring
If you're ever in my city, do me a favour and tell me ahead of time so I can make sure to be out of the country

Two days. Thats how long it'll be before you come crawling back begging me for your M

I am quite unattractive aren't I flirt2

Don't you fret your pretty little head, I make a point of avoiding the slums. You won't be bothered

Not even, I would never deem that PM box worthy of a message from me sneaky2

I'll refrain from saying anything

We must have different perceptions of slums, you are after all from Phoenix aren't you? I don't think you have the right to speakwinkiss

Thats a point, you're the only person on my buddy list i've never sent/recieved a PM from eek Miserable b!tch

I wish that was always the case

Why do you think I moved? That place was holding me back diva

So, send me one sneaky2
Lazy jackass, it's not always a one way thing in a relationship you know schmoll

You know you love our b!tch fests babe winkiss

Holding you back from what?
Your now minimum wage job?

What to say, what to say cry
I thought we didn't have a relationship schmoll

Couldn't live without em captain

Yes, that and lots of cheap Indian food

I see how it is schmoll
And we do, a love hate one, you love me, I hate you winkiss

Yea, me neither

Score for you





Btw I don't really hate you, in fact I'm deeply in love with you, and just say the word and I'll devote my entire life to serving you. eyes

Old joke miss I, old joke

You don't seem to understand, I'm talking really really cheap here



Don't patronize me. It damages my brittle heart cry

It's a classic

And if it's as cheap as you say, you two belong together in_love







I was being serious, but if that's a no, alright

It wasn't funny the first time sneaky2

Yes, me and the Indian food belong together




Fine, what magic word do I have to give to get this lifetime of devoted service? eek

Sure it was

Oh shut it, I'm tired, and bored yawn
I need to be entertained






It's already yours eek

So I bore you huh. Nice to be appreciated

You're tired? I'm like 5 or so hours ahead of you, think of me eek




I have no idea what to do with it cry This is beyond my training as a humanoid

You should be ashamed Samuel, I demand you dance now to entertain me

And you're here cause you wanna be Thanks winkiss






I'm lying, the secret word is hidden

Shake yo money maker pimp
http://adobegurl.hypermart.net/dancer.gif

I'm here because..I don't actually know why, I just am cry




Well just so you know, I'm too tired and lazy to guess it

That's a little wrong

Admit it, you love me really and wanna spend as much time with the charming person that I am cry It's okay Samuel, I don't blame you no2








It's actually tucked into my bra at the moment

But it feels so right droolio

It's all true, but i'm afraid to expose my feelings as i know you'll just throw them in my face cry

That was so dramatic




You're wearing one for once? eek

That makes it even more wrong

You're probably right, I just might end up doing that one day when I run out of things to ridicule about you, just as long as you provide material there'll be no need cry





If you must know it's black, like all the others sneaky2

I'll do my best to provide fuel for your fire m'lady winkiss





Of course, black. Black like your heart Now thats a classic, I haven't said that to you in ages blushing

Excellent
Knowing you, I've no doubt you'll provide










Ah the good old days, like when you were a cripple, how I've missed it all in_love

*caught in passionate crossfire*

you've witnessed a monumental day in kmc history eek