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If you could sleep with any profession, regardless of the person, which profession? flirt1

I choose lawyer, they have alot to prove out of law school eyes

A black singer/dancer.... Usher

Imagine how the man moves in bed, if he can move like that whilst dancing....

A nun!

A porn star

Artists, poets, writers and lawyers. flirt1

A tennis player

All that grunting and moaning and getting sweaty, the sport is obviously just an excuse for televising extended foreplay.

Plus it's pretty goddam obvious that Andre Agas- I mean, Anna Kournikova is one hell of a lay

This man knows what he's talking about. It would be Maria Sharapova for me...her moans are amazing!

What kind of foreplay do you engage in?

Maria Sharapova is a Tennis Player I would definately get down with. Anna Kournikova, can't say I'd say no to her either Def.

I would say female bassist, but already done. So....female rock singer. Cristina Scabbia will do.

-AC

Just because there's alot of ball action















Sorry

Mostly, none

Musicians too

It shows

"Mostly, none"

*High Fives Def*

Haha. The man just gets busy. The way to go.

-AC

Musicians droolio drummer prefurably

Omg even better would be a fire fighter

a girl at my school is obsessed with fire fighters

Well what can I say, foreplay is for suckers and guys with erectile difficulties

What is it with girls and drummers? Next time I'm playing I'm gonna hold a girl a stickpoint and ask.

-AC

or romantics you silly fool crazy

Or those who plan on keeping their girlfriends

i am a drummer and drums turn me on

"Or those who plan on keeping their girlfriends"

I've never known a girl to leave a guy she likes due to there not being foreplay.

However I can go with foreplay or without. Doesn't bother me really. Depends on mood.

-AC

Mine never complains no2

*Waits for barbed reply*

People you pay usually don't to your face

Ohhhhhh. Hahahahah that was good, Tears. Props.

-AC

Ouch.

Drummers are good! (amazing what you can do with drumsticks )

Any profession....a rock star! Drummer, Singer, bassist, hell, I'm not picky!

"Drummers are good! (amazing what you can do with drumsticks )"

Ouch! Splinters? Daaaamn.

A Slash fan? I saw V.R last night . Great show.

-AC

VR really piss me off

Speaking from experience I take it

ive cant say ive ever tryed

Stories I hear mostly

Well you tend to hear those kinds of unsavory stories if you insist on hanging around brothels see sneaky2

I don't just hang around them, the action's on the inside

Hmm...Female vocalist. Imagine what she can do with that mouth...

Pity you have to watch it through the windows then huh winkiss

It's not a party till I'm there sweet cheeks diva

i would sleep with that one dude with blonde hair in Alpha's signature.. he's hot...
droolio

so I guess a singer...

You think you're Paris Hilton. It amuses me

No, because my IQ is higher than double digits

Mastodon! ~ROCK~

ok Mastodon droolio


ouch!

What a comeback Samuella

Thank you Reno

"i would sleep with that one dude with blonde hair in Alpha's signature.. he's hot..."

If you mean the one at the front then his name is Brann Dailor. Drummer for a band called Mastodon. Also in my avatar.

-AC

Brann Dailor droolio

i'd want a fellow drummer droolio
i've even got the person in mind.....

who?

Bill Cosby?

this guy i know personally.Sam irene and milla probably know who i'm talking about

Ingenius use of three letters in my name

naughty

i've good taste don't i droolio
we're going shopping for drumsticks next week droolio

shopping for drumsticks? ok

I think it's code for having sex in a changing room

you're fast,atleast

damn right

Thats exactly what my sex therapist told me faint

It's sad that at 18 you need one

And it's sad that at (insert your age here) you can't tell when someone is joking

Fight Fight Fight!

-AC

I'm shocked you don't know how old I am cry

I think I know You're 16, nearly 17 right?

Anyway quit trying to make me feel guilty, apparently I am repulsive to you, so why should it matter whether or not I know your age?

Not even important enough for you to know my age *sniffle* sadwalk
I'm a little hurt Samuel cry

Take the water works outside sister, i ain't buying that shit schmoll

And i just checked your profile and I was right, you're 17 in march. I did know your age

dont fight cry

what's going on?

why are you fighting over something so trivial?

I so had you smoke
Plus I made you check my profile, bonus marks for moi diva

You so didn't. I may be gullible, but I'm not stupid
Or is it the other way round? eek

yeah, I bet you check mine daily sneaky2

Truthfully I was a little hurt Samuel disgust
And I've never even seen your profile dontgetit not once....

School Teacher

Well then I truthfully apologise, even though I actually DID know your age as I've pointed out several times sneaky2

Now I'm hurt cry You've never even been a little curious about what goes on behind the scenes at Deathblow Inc.?

You were lucky with your guess schmoll

And I always just assumed it was unprotected sex with trained professionals while people film it to distribute on the internet, correct me if I'm wrong

Not a guess. Like I said before, as a pimp I have to know everything about my b!tches and would be b!tches, and that includes ages, else I wouldn't be fit to...you know the rest pimp

I was talking about my profile you weirdo disgust

Please don't associate me with that trash that follows you around disgust
They aren't fit to lick my shoes fab

Well let's just say I've never been that interested in you

Pride is a fragile thing, I will break yours and you will join the dark side, whether you like it or not hocakes winkiss

Lying isnt your strong point Miss I

I'd like to see you try doll lips winkiss

And I'm loving the capital M Samantha, looks like I won whip2flirt1

Doll lips? Thats a new one

Typo, put that whip down this instant disgust

It's a favourite of Tex, where have you been? diva

And I think not, the whip shall stay, I'm in charge now whip2flirt

In a cave, with my head buried in sand, clearly

Your puny whip amuses me whip
Forty lashes for being such a ****

Shame on you Samuel, the profanities
I think I'm gonna go and lie on my bed and cry cry

Irene must be in a whorish mood today

Have you even read the first post

No

I was brought up badly cry

Can I come? eyes

*walks in here quickly and leaves*

It shows cry poor dear...
And you can only come if you promise not to touch anything, just obey my every command flirt1

I would sleep with a drummer! Or a poet...

Oh sorry Irene, I just now read the first post

Aye aye m'am, I await your orders captain

Leave the hat at home
You're only required to wear one thing

Which is?

A smile eyes

Dammit. I was hoping for a G-string sneaky2

Well too bad droolio

"You're only required to wear one thing"

Def: And that is?

Tears: A long black coat.....oh and shades. Then say "It ends tonight..."

-AC

You have issues

prince



kidding.. no idea

i would sleep with a tennis player as well. Like previously mentioned.

Which one Neo?

Say Sharapova Neo, you know it makes sense.

She's actually a good player too.

Vote Sharapova.

-AC

toot *votes*

I'm disappointed that nobody has said "Engineer" yet.


I'm too gutted to say mine now...

SUPERHERO!

*splutter*

Engineer of what?

I'm a Manufacturing Engineer; hoping to become chartered in the next few years.

flirt

Hel-lo sailor.

Bah, I don't want your pity now! schmoll

*affronted*

schmoll

i could be an engineer...

*switches affections*

flirt

king

A real Engineer would spell it with a capital "E".

capital schmapital... lower case letters are the new black fab

I thought pink was the new black?

Dammit, my whole wardrobe needs replacing again...

Pink? Mhmm, if you're a Tweenie schmoll

anarchist with long dreads

toot Rebel toot

"You rebel scum"

disgust

Post poacher.