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why in this day and age can we never talk about sex we all do it and we all want it so why not

Well being that there are some minor minors on this board, its best to keep things "between the lines".

Or do you mean society in general ?

such as me. my virgin EARS!!!!!!!!!

And there you have it.

Oooo!!! Sex talk!

I'll participate!

Methinks Dim may close this one...

Oh well.

for what?
as long as it's not too icky for the young people...

Because you might have to live with hearing Zereil talk about it. I don't know about minors, but that is often too much for MY ears.

well, we can't count you with the big people, can we

So, are we opening a seperate Sex Discussion Forum, then? I bet that will be popular.

I talk openly about sex with just about everyone, except my family members.

I always thought that Europeans were more open about sex than us Americans

Sex forum? Hmm. . .

Me likes!!!!!

Raz will just LOVE this idea....

Unless he's a cronic masterbater, he will.

chronic masturbation causes carpel tunnel syndrome

IS that what you meant by open sex talk, maya?

You read my mind!

Hmmmm.....I can read Raz's mind when we're talking about sex and queeq isn't around.

Interesting.

What no-one ever told ME about sex is how tiring it is.

Aah Ush, always the humorist

Try to think of the positive aspects

True; rarely is it hard to find a bed to rest on afterwards.

you must be joking

No problems with talking about sex when it comes up, not a subject I bring up, but hey if the want to talk about it.

GET IT ON THEN

*runs off to put on old Led Zeppelin albums*

Did some one say .... SEX?????????

Well of course being a Jedi it is forbidden for me.

That's not what you said last night.

Well I was drunk last night. You made me drink too much wine.

it's not that he did it by accident

like: OOOPS, I sliped and accidentally spilled a gallon of wine down her throat

It could of been alot worse!!!
Like if he were to slip and spill a gallon of wine on the floor!!

then you would be the first one to jump to the floor and started drinking

You mean ToMacco.

queeq has a tendency to use Mind Tricks when we're drinking....

queeq: have a glass of wine

me: I already had 5

queeq: you had 1

me: I had 1

queeq: I want you.

Gundy: I want you!

See how he is ?

Someone spilled wine? Good thing I hang around Spongebob. He can soak that up and squeeze it into my mouth!!!

What's become of Spongebob?
He's no longer your avatar?!
How scandalous!!!!

Schwarzenegger: "He'll be back"

I miss the little sponge.

Give me a little time, Gundy, dear.

So you're creating the six million dollar sponge ?

The bionic sponge! OMG

The reason we dont talk about that is because there are still some kids around

What, bionic sponges?

Hardly a topic that should be censored Phinn.

It's all peoples' opinions

Begun, this cold war.........has.

*switches heating on*
Begon the warming up... has

Come to think of it, I think we talk about sex tooo freely! I dont want to hear half the stuff that people tell me about their sex lives! Good boys and girls never tell!

Hell, Mech - phinney was commenting on the topic ! He lost me there for a minute too.

Good boys and girls Tex ?

Its more fun to be the bad one.

Does he have superhuman sponginess? And can he swim faster than a speeding clam?

If you want to talk openly about sex, go to www.teenhub.net. Then click boards. Then click Sex Questions. Then, *ta da!* there's people talking dirty and how to get a gf and screw her. Very sick minded people some of them. I didn't register (thank god).

Some of the stuff is stuff I didn't want to know. People talk about unappropriet stuff and how big there gf's breasts are and so on and so forth cause I can't post any of it here.

This is a "polite" forum, isn't it?

Somehow I don't that link was really necessary....

Well, I do. So there.

Actually I shouldn't have posted anything here except "You're all sickos!" but then everybody would be mad.

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

Gundark, you're a moderator, use spoiler tags on it if it bothers you

Or, alternatively, use your mod privileges to edit everyone so they talk about nothing but sex, EVER.

Kinky, I like your thinking Ush!

Why thank you.

(Edited by Gundy) Sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex

*Cartman voice*This topic has warped my fragile little mind!

There will be nothing bionic about Spongebob.

I've got Raz turning him the other way, so he's not facing to the left anymore.

He'll be back real soon.

You know in the meantime, I can loan you one of my avatar beauties ..........

*sends a virus to Texas and erases all of Texas' avatars*

I am VICTORIOUS!!! The Clan of SpongeBob conquers the Clan of Bjork!!!

You can't bitchslap Spongebob. Havn't you seen the episode where the bully tries to beat him up? He just absorbs the hits.

Kind of like queeq when we're playing the pillow game. Hehehe.

Hey To - what the hell kind of deal did you make with Raz to get him to alter the spongebob avatar ?

Hmm..... Not a subject I am able to comment on. I'll see you in the bar.

Gundy, Raz is making me assassinate several world leaders.

a shame it won't include suicide J/K

So To- we can pretty much plan on seeing you hanging in the post office soon.

I doubt there will be a price on his head

Oh come on....I'm sure he's worth at least $4.95.

is it THAT expansive to make a poster?

No. It would be scratched on the back of a used envelope:

are envelopes THAT expansive?

This thread has become dull! Where did all the sex talk go?

like the act, for all of you othersthat is, it lasted five minuttes

That long?!

Well that crazy bastard Raz has disapeared. He's supposed to help me out, but he's gone.

Will Spongebob be doomed to look to the left for all eternity?

Bring back Calvin, cause he rules

I think so too, finti. But it appears that everyone else wants Spongebob.

You and I are the only one's who voted for Calvin.

you voted for him, well hell it is you who deceide what avatar to use. Who cares what the majority thinks I go for an all totalitarian dictatorship
BRING BACK CALVIN, CAUSE HE RULES

You may be right, my friend.

as allways

I like the fact that you are in tune with music so much.

I think that's cool as hell.

So many of my friends wouldn't know a good song if it hit them in the ass.

And you do that a lot I guess.

excapt when he's wrong

like I said never happens

Your overconfidence is your weakness

It is also my great strength

I thought that was your axe?

just my weapon of pain

and now you have to give the lyrics of "weapon of choice"

And drum it along on your head.

Ok, as soon as finti posts the lyrics of "weapon of choice" here, including the artist, the year and the album...

*hums her own tune while we're waiting*

nice tune, where did you learn to hum like that?

From bumblebees.

Oooooo.....To called Raz a bastard. You are toying with the wrath of Lord Raz. Spongebob is gonna end up in the sarlaac pit now. Hehehe.

Now... where is the cd with the deathmarch on it...?

I think I'm using it as a coaster...
*lifts up her drink*

hmmm ... no, that's not it...perhaps your other drink?

Oh, is that were my favourite CD went?

nah..that one was all scratched up so I threw it out...sorry.

It's okay. I have plenty more copies of it.

so, ... with what am I playing frisbee then?

a hand granade

*activates grenade*
mah, catch!

tell him it is a fish

hehe...

mah, it's a fish, and if you don't believe that, it's an apple

poor mah. Here, throw yerss this thermal detonator..

the new Mac

thanks gundy, I'm having a hard time, being killed at several threads at same time

You know we do have to start talking about sex again before Ush gets back or he will be so disappointed.

and your point is?

and? ...

Okay....how about rating your levels of sex...

1. Make-up sex.
2. Welcome-home sex.
3. Vacation sex.
4. Drunken sex.


What have I missed ?

sex, I think

sex between Yers and Tex

*runs away with hands over ears*


LALALAALALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALAAAAA

we have pictures too

how many times have I told you not to make fake pictures anymore finti!

To sent them

argh, his clasic switch the heads again!

well he is from the state of twin cities

and he has twin braincells... his only braincells though

ulike he can name them as plural

i thought i would come and see how my thread was going im glad to see that you all loved talking about sex

errrrr... maya... the thread went offtopic after a reply or ten

Being male is a good explanation for that.

although in some cases you can doubt about persons...

Ush is a guy. Trust me.

didn't said about WHO I was doubting, but thank you for the bit of info I really didn't wanted to know

Why ?

because I'm not interested in Ushgarak

Well I haven't seen Lara around lately.

Go to Esher and ask how her holiday is

I could use a map.

I'm gonna close this..so Gun can find a map.