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Too many people in real life are coming up to me saying, "Oh, you are that guy on KMC who posts all that crazy stuff, aren't you. Did you really have sex with a llama?"

So, please folks, let's refrain from using my first name, m'kay.

Gotcha, Preston (yeah, someone would have said it)

What ever you say

Ok but just if you tell me your full name.

But how the **** does that happenm? Do those people like have no life but looking for people they know on the internet or what?

No, I go looking for them.

And I'm just kidding folks, I don't care if you type my name. As far as you all know, it may not even be my real name!

Preston is his name

He looks really Irish, don't you think?

We dont know that for shure

I might bump in to you preston

My name really isn't Preston. That's my dog's name. I told everyone a long time ago that my name was Preston to protect my real identity. That pic in my sig, that's really an old picture of Brad Pitt. And if you ever talked to me on the phone, you were really talking to my neighbor, Jim. He's a football coach.

I was planning on going to Ireland this March, but now my travel buddy wants to go to Brazil in the Summer, so I may not go to Ireland afterall. But when I do, you me and Corran will have to have a beer!

Err yes, well then, your dog got a cool name hahahaha
Loser

Hey Preston, how was your day? I really like that picture of you in your sig, Preston. Damn, Preston, you've got to be the coolest cat on KMC. Is it okay if I start calling you P-Master, Preston my good man? It's funny, I've never met a guy named Preston before you. I wonder if all other Prestons are tired hikers. That would be some freaky shit, wouldn't it, Preston. Well, nice talking to you Preston, have a nice evening. 1eye

^this was soooooooo innovative

DR =

yeah it might be melvin thats what ill call you from now on

i now dub you melvin!

Theres this reall fat farmer in my town named Preston

That's me!

No way, this gy smells bad and always wear suspenders

Corran's in Ireland?

i never posted your real name`

people actually come up to you and recognize you on the streets???

hey avp

No I'm not. I was just going to pop across and meet errm Peter or whatever he wants to call us because we cannot say Preston.

drool Preeeestoooon droolio

*shivers*

whoah and hi

hey

hi

Sy, have you ever been to Preston, Lancs?

TheTiredHiker!
May I ask why you put loser above your head on your sig...come on...your not a loser!!

im in australia

Preston

hehe that was my first time saying that

no yur not your in preston

Arcane...how do you do that...how do you cover the word with the highlighted???

He sooo is, we all are here in fact.

lol..

spoiler tags

just do like the scroll, cept replace scroll with spoiler

ok

Actually he is an idiot, we had a deal. He'S not allowed to call imself loser, I am gonna kick his ass for that



he didn't what are you talking aboot


I think she didn't call you that did she

im not a loser, why do u think im a loser

because yur not

I had a feeling that yuo were just kiding.And that is true we do'nt know your real name!But believe me I will find out!JMdetective

Preston, your name is ultra hip and happenin' fella.... ya dig? pimp