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(you can only say things from movies. you can have whatever smilies you want though. if you say something not a movie-quote then do it in parentheses.)

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

"Have you gone mad??"

Oh, did I stutter? Everybody gone all quiet and shit? About a minute ago it was like an evening at the Apollo up in this mother !!!!!!!!, now all of a sudden it's quiet as a church... That's alright Gilraen, I don't blame you.

"is it like 1000 degrees in here or is it just me?.........its me..."

'Did I fart?'

You B!tch you've ruined my life

This isnt a seminar, this isnt a weekend retreat. Where you are now you cant even imagine what the bottom would be like.

It's Shite being Scottish. We are the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing earth.

"But this is Brittany Kaiser's house and I really want to f*** her. Oh, hi Mr. Kaiser!"

"Underhill. My name's Underhill."
-Lord of the Rings

(can we also post what movie the quote is from. just so i'm not confused )

Holy Bar Tender

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker. -- Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

Don't worry death's not that bad

"...I died once."

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.

YOU LAUGH YOU DIE!

If certain British doctors never asked "What is this fungus?" we wouldn't today have penicillin, correct?

Tastes like rat poison.

'Frickin IDIOT' -- Napoleon Dynamite

"the" (just about every movie ever made in English has "the" in it)

Do you know what she did, your cunting daughter?

"Fire!!!

Look what I have created!"

~Cast Away- Tom Hanks

"Good night, Bird." --Maverick

I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.

"How would I die when I'm 35? How would I die? I'll tell you how I'd die. I'd take off all my clothes and I'd get into a bathtub filled with ice-cold vodka. I'd have a TV in the room with me and I'd be watching "North by Northwest." And just when the scene comes with the airplane I'd pull the TV in the bathtub and I'd shock myself! I hate that film."

- Arizona Dream

I am gonna kill Bill (KBV2)

I roared and i rampaged and i got bloody satisfaction.

"Should we dress her?"
--Two Weeks Notice

Dick Ritchie! . .... Dick Ritchie!!

You work in a petrol station Michael. It's not the Gulf War. Which ironically is like a large petrol station.

Alan Partridge

i want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, pelase deliver (austin powers)

"I want him dead...DEAD!!! YESTERDAY.....BEFORE BREAKFAST........BEFORE EGGS.......Scrambled" (the whole 10 yards)

"what did you get tired of being all you can be?"

"no I'm still all I can be."

~Walking Tall-The Rock

"WILSON!"
--Castaway

"How dare you think such cheap tactics would work with me!"
"That ain't tactics, honey. It's just the beast in me."

Jailhouse Rock

"Yeah she's goin' places alright."
--Bringin' Down the House

"something made you just look at that guy on the skateboard and try."

Hot Chocolate skating video
_Mark johnson

"Stop being nice to me Matty, I don't deserve it." 13GO30

"FREAK!"
--X-Men

hyakugojyuuichi

'I'm leaving you Jerry, and im taking the monkey with me '

-Jim Carrey
The Majestic

"Oh smite me oh mighty smiter!"

~ Bruce All mighty

_Jim Carey

"Everybody Wang Chung tonight! " 13GO30

"We are the knights who say Ni!"

"Is this some white c*nts joke that black c*nts dont get? Cuz i'm not F*CKING laughing NichoLAAS!"

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ****in' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** you." Full Metal Jacket

"AND THEN! You will cut down the tallest ttree in the forrest using only this...HERRING!"

"How tall are you soldier! 5'10? God damnit! I didnt know they stacked sh*t that high!"

"And how shall we f**k off, oh lord?"

"I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs."
"The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes."
Airplane

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Everybody heard me say reset button right?

"Not at all they could be carried."

My pussy wagon died on me.

"My name is Alice, and I remeber everything."

"watch out for the yellow ones they don't stop!"

~Elf

_Will Farell

"Remember Me?"

Daredevil

What does the Red Eye command?

what, by a swallow?

it could grip it by the husk.

it's not a question of how he grips it, it's simple weight ratios, a 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.

not a european swallow, but an african swallow.

but african swallows a non migratory.

"Sit Boy!"

INuyasha First Movie

~Kagome Higarashi

"get busy living or get busy dying"

Shawshank Redemption


(sorry if someone has already said this quote)

i gotta shit and my shitter is broke, shit just keeps on gettin shittier.

"Shit!"

--many characters in the Matrix, and surely many other movies as well

"her brother got his nipple bitten off by a beaver"
blue collar comedy tour

"Oh! Oh!"

--Drew, Office Space

"Runaway! Runaway!"

"You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news -- I'm the worst one" (From X2 when Pyro said that just before he blew up the cop cars.)

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."
-The Replacements

"I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you'll be f**kin' with the best!"

lol

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who do th **** do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Ok. Huh?

seems all i have for you is bad news

(oracle matrix reloaded)

"In one hand you'll have his life...and in the other, you'll have your own."
-Oracle to Neo

yes yes I'm supposed to stand here and Say something but what

(oracle smith to neo -matrix resolutions)

"I'm vegetarian."
"What you're vegetarian?!!.. ok, I'll make you lamb"

"Why, Mr.Anderson, why? Why do you persist?"

Jimmy:" Hey man, you ever play ball, you got a good build"
Hallenbeck:" What are you, a ***?"
Jimmy: " No, I was trying to break the ice"
Hallenbeck: " I like ice, leave it the **** alone"

Last Boy Scout

"did i score? YEAH I SCORED!!!"`beavis and butthead..

"Elektra?" Abby Miller~Elektra
"Not exactly. You know I use to be the treasure and I don't like being replaced, so lets keep your death between you and me." Typhoid Mary

hey hey hey kids

Seven days

infamy! infamy! they've all got it in for me!

Silly Rabit, tricks are for kids

"As you wish!"Princess Bride

"We Brake for no one!"Spaceballs!

"She must suffer to her last breath"

D'OH!!!!

"Blow me" Resident Evil

(Dr.Hibbert's belly laugh)

*Tries to make a creaky sound like the wet girl from the grudge*

"somehow I managed to get myself involved with the incident in Racoon City on my first day in the force."

"That is the incident with the viral outbreak no?"

~Resident Evil 4

_Leon S. Kennedy

'Son number one, this tall drink of c*cksucker is still alive!'

"NO TICKET" - Indiana Jones and the last crusade &
Dogma- Silent Bob

"I thought that killing him would bring catharsis. I even timed the video's climactic ending as a requiem for his death."

~Yu Yu Hakusho chapter Black

_Shinobu Sensui

"My name is Buck, and I came here to f*ck."

"Joey?"
"Hahaha. No. Joe."
--Princess Diaries

"You can beg better than that"

" I made you kill your own best friend. And I made you kill your wife."

~The Punisher

Tom Jane

"Com'on B!tch"

" I want his face...off.."

~Face off

_Nicholas Cage

~I was watching that before ~

"Stay...stay with me."

"Cus we're goig to America. Full house boys!!"

"Aim for their heads!"

"My name...is Neo" - Matrix

"Vincent! I want...I want to go together..."

"Elektra!"
*Elektra fires gun*

"Vincent...why didn't you shoot?"

"Because I remembered...I remembered she was the one i love..."

~Cowboy Beebop the movie

_Spike Spiegal, Vicent, and Elektra

^
"Wanna know a secret?"
"Yeah"
"You're the sweetest guy I've ever known."

"Their armour is weak at the neck...and underneath the arm."
"Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! swords shall be shaken. Sheilds shall be splintered! A sword-day. A red day! Ere the sun rises!" Ah, that was awesome music at the time Theoden was yelling that. I like to call it the Knell of Kings.

"but why's the rum gone" Pirattes of the carribbean

"This is a nice fish, big f'ucking eyes , but a nice f'ucking fish" bad boys two

^^

"So what are you going to do today?"

"well I have to go shopping, buy new shoes for Adam, and Oh yeah! Do yoU! But I can take care of that right now..."

~Godsend

_Rebecca Romaijin stamos

"I'll have no pointy-ear outscoring me!!"

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"Very funny VERY FU*KIN FUNNY B!TCH!"

lol

In the movie Kung POw where they are looking for the "Chosen One"

The movie was made in the 70's but brought back just to have some fun with it

The guys are walking through the market and they are beating people up with bamboo sticks saying "OPen you Mouth" and this guy walks right in the middle and goes "Hey guys what going on" and he gets smacked twice with the bamboo sticks *laughs hysterically*

"Wow, its me" Wolverine
"Prove it" Cyclops
"...You're a d!ck" Wolverine
"okay" Cyclops

"Arf arf!"

~Secret Window

_Johnny depp

"Helllloooooooooooo Benjamin!"
Rush Hour 2

"Do you want to screw me?" KB

"youre a black man, with a chinese restaurant on Crenshaw" - Rush Hour 2

"Don't ever touch a black man's radio!"

~Rush Hour 1

_Chris Rock

"I'll never let go."

"Yo Adrian" Rocky

"Why are they after you!?"

"I can't believe I flew 500 miles for this sh--!"
Rush Hour 2

"I know you're better than this."

~ The Girl next Door

~I love that movie PA~

"You can't stop her, no one can stop her."

"So wat did you like best" Seth
"Pajamas" little girl
City of Angels

"I'm missing you already"

Heh..that movie is pretty good...I liked the pool scene...it would suck to get caught though...

"I'm not burrying my kid he's going to bury me!"

~John Q.

_Denzel Washington

hey elektra wat movie is that from, ive heard of it

Resident Evil, at the end

"GTA mother ****er! 10 points!"

Resident Evil Apocolypse

Whoa.

"Leon I think im in love with you" Leon
How do you know" Matilda
I can feel it in my stomach... i used to have a knot there, but not anymore..." Matilda
"Well, I'm glad u dont have a stomach ache anymore" Leon

The Professional

Rad.

Nice.

"You ain't tell me you've been inffected and I've been hangin out with you and sh!t"
Resident Evil Apocolypse

"Get Down" Eraser

"here at Globogym we're better than you, and we know it!"

~ Dodgeball

_Ben Stiller

"i'm sawry" Simon Birch

"YOu wnna touch him?? DO you wanna touch him???!!!"
--A KNight's Tale

"Motha Fu<ka please, my sh!ts custom."

Resident Evil Apocolypse

"Hey, Rock, you wanna invest in condominiums, its safe" Tony
"Condominiums..., i dont use em" Rocky

Rocky

awww you stole my next quote Allie

"driver why aren't we taking off?"

"because I usually drive catillacs"

~Resident Evil Apocolypse

"Its a convent... i want you to stay here for a while" detective
" A convent... are you crazy, these people dont even have sex" Delores

Sister Act

OMG thats funny

"I see you motha fu<ka."

Resident Evil Apocolypse

"You are experiencing a car accident."

" Like hell I am!"

~I robot

_Will Smith