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I'm quite ill today so I need several women from this forum to massage me all at once, thanks.

hahhaha solie dream on

hmm?

that was quick. Come on, get on with it.

whoa...calm down...wats up with this?

okay your lordpray where to first

coughyoudontwannaknowcough

well huney how can i message if you dont tell me...........

Right I'll be back later, need food.

hahah he is gone quick clovie lets make a run for it

hahaha they took off

hmm......
why i should run??? is anything on fire????

hahaha dead is an evil lord he keeps me a slave for his dirty needs../..save yourself clovie

Muhahahahaha, *slaps chackles on spookey and Clovie*

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs...*

*uses his harpoon gun and catches Clovie*

* is catched*

Muhahahahahaha!

hahhahahahahahahahahaah the shackles are unlocked hahahhahaha

You think they are....

i need willpower i need willpower

*found some willpower*

*steals your willpower and runs away with it*!

arghhhhh your so mean.......solie im telling your wifey

Tell her...... what can she do?

she can save me form you...........you nasty fat hobbit...............okay i give up what shall i do

Do my bidding!

bidding for waht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

coughsomethingfilthycough

If we need a massage, can we all come here?

Sure

Good to know

hahahah im not massing a women sir..........but you on the other hand...cough

lol

glare

Uh-oh. *hides*

see i told you id tell your wifey..............Sb he keeps me here in the flith chained look...........he is nasty to us

disgust

*gets on his kness* I'm sorry pray

whip

Need handcuffs too?

Storm! How rude.....





































Yes please.

want my shackles chelle

i have my own

eek2

hahahahha you in for it now sol hahahahah

*runs away*nopity

i will get you boy!! dont you worry

trips him up on the way out

*runs faster* sweat

banned

pfft! men. who needs them. Women can do a better job :P

who is he banning.............hahahah

me probably disgust

Yep banned

can i be banned too plz

pfft! fine *leaves*

Okay. banned

and just to think, i was going to give you a one on one massage!

Guilt trips, don't work on me.

you can kiss my @rse! i dont do 'guilt trips'
goodbye

hahahah oi chelle wait up im banned too hahahha

0.o Get your ass back here NOW! :

lets go dear.

Sol...... chair

Thanks. Chelle>>>blow

your welcome

om.......that s not nice can i laugh...............

Sure.

yeah, i am

better not.............

massages are gut.

"gut"?

i have to go now
Im going to the pub!
Do you want me to call you later?

Sure.

ok. it will prob be around 10-11ish k.
i will speak to you later. Love you x x x x

Love you too

gut---good.

Ok, thanks for clearing that up

i want a massage

What is that all about ?

i am good at giving massages....ask The Force

this thread just reminded me of when I was like, 5 and I had a massager I attended to every week. I had something wrong with my bones so she needed to make them more flexible or sumthing like that. But when my parents took me there, it was like hell. She was this fat old lady who literally threw me on the massaging bed and pounded her fists in my back. Then when she's done with one side, she would flip me over to my front and shake my arms like they were gunna come off