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Librarians are hot. They have knowledge and power over their domain. When you enter a library, you enter as a supplicant. It is the librarian that must strip you bare of your layers of obfuscation and find you what you really came for.

I want a librarian...badly...can anyone help me?

You are weird sometimes Moose...
SOME librarians are hot. Not ALL.

What about when they're old and horrible and all they say is shhhhhh and its in that row

*is a librarian* fab

OMG, Milla.... that is so spot on

Ergo, my thread.

Ergo, my man

Scott, between you and I, they're overrated. The young, cute and weirdly sexy glasses wearing ones you mean anyway.

Trust me. Overrated.

The wild sexual animals you imagine being beneath the boring exterior really aren't there. Just a boring interior for the most part.

-AC

I thought about being a librarian, but I wanted to work with animals more

The librarian at Brunel didn't find it funny when I asked her if she had "Fly Fishing" by JR Hartley.

Not at all.

I don't use my profession to promote undercover sexiness. I'm just outwardly hot fab

No wait... wrong thread.

*goes to find Ego Competition*

But I only want one.

*needs some form of explanation first* schmoll

"But I only want one."

Trust me. You think "Wow, those Librarian chicks must be bursting with repressed sexualistic energy!".

They're not. I know from experience. That's all you're getting out of me.

-AC

Who cares about sexual energy? It's not a big deal

Chill out Vaya. It's called a joke.

Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

-AC

Yeah, right.... to the first comment.

And YEAH, right... to the second.

I don't hate. Just saying that is was not that important

It's a stereotype Vaya, quite an amusing one.

Ok I've actually had enough of you.

Just because you're having a bad day, PMSing or what the **** else is wrong with you, doesn't give you the right to come on here and act like a complete and utter *****.

You have the ****ing nerve to call me obnoxious? You are just about the single most fickle, mood changing person I have ever seen on this boards and what you need to do is grow the **** up. Stop acting all happy and jolly when things work out fine for you and when someone takes it where you don't wanna go, turn to ***** mode.

If you don't like me writing to you, don't ****ing write to me. Don't turn on me, then switch and say you're proud to have me as a friend then switch back.

Get a ****ing sense of humour.

-AC

I think your the one pmsing. I'm not even upset. Just made a statement. That was all.

I wasn't referring to you Vaya.

Apologies if you thought I were.

This is perhaps the first time I've spoke to you on these boards and have no problem with you.

That post was to Syren.

-AC

*knows one such a person*

I thought you were talking about me. Sorry

*gets a sense of humour*



hysterical2

Oh.. dear God... *wipes eyes*

Ciao baby wavey

Apology accepted. No worries.

-AC

"Oh.. dear God... *wipes eyes*

Ciao baby"

Ciao darling.

Second time you've said that to me this week. Must be going for some kind of a record.

BTW sweetheart, loved the crack-up laugh smiley. Worked well .

-AC

Didn't it?

No, wait.

I hate you schmoll

You two are funny

Laugh it up sista... I'm planning on a stab n grab

Hahaha.

Gone from liking me, to hating me, to liking me and being moved by my concern, to hating me.

Can someone say "Victim of severe mood swings"?

-AC

*raises hand*

Seems I've been a victim since we became friends.

You made yourself the victim, I have done nothing toward you.

You have been more abusive on this board toward me than I ever have toward you. Fact.

-AC

You to should make up

If anything is gonna get resolved, she is the one apologising. I'm not apologising for her mistake.

However I doubt that Syren wants to make this her second apology to me today.

-AC

*has some flashbacks from the second grade* cry

noo mrs. gonorrea!!

(we called our librarian mrs. gonorrea for a reason i forgor )

I think you both should say your sorry

I'M SORRY, YOU MELODRAMATIC SOD

hahaha hey vaya maybe you should be a librarian

Maybe... why not you?

eyes

Syren goes Hannibal Lecter on me for ABSOLUTELY no justifiable reason, then calls me a melodramatic sod.

Anyone heard that song by The Offspring? "She's got issues".

Good song.

-AC

You keep saying that.

And yes, I DO have issues. Issues you cannot begin to comprehend so would you QUIT raining judgement on my sorry ass disgust

*pokes everyone*

Look, I know you're having a bad day hence why I've held back despite my post earlier and I offered, if you cast your mind back, myself to speak to should you need someone.

You need to realise that what you have done is completely and utterly blown everything out of proportion and launched attacks that didn't need to be launched.

I don't judge. Issues are no excuse to come on here and do what you do, regardless of what they are.

I'm ending this here unless you have more to say.

-AC

Nope.

She's a librarian, I have no doubt she has many issues...





...of different educational journals.

Someone watches Alan Partridge I'm guessing.

-AC

"Back of the net".

Jacka-nacka-nory!

-AC

"Jurrasic Park!"

When The Offspring were still a good band

*Thrusts Hips*

Cashback!

-AC

"Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance"

*Hands in encouraging movement*

"....Give a damn".

It's quite good this, even though we're just basically naming Alan quotes.

-AC

why are librarians hot?

maybe cause Of that 70's show and kelso knocked up hot librarian