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Syren was recently my first client in my business which I aptly call Raz The Detective Ltd. detective

The mission: Find the post where Syren and Moose met.

After many sleepless nights, here's what I found:

Moose First Post - Canadian Jedi?

First OTF post

And finally, First post between Syren and Moose

Mission accomplished

Any more clients?

Genious!

You're 31?

Oh and can we have, lil b's first thread close!! flirt1

Could you find the first thread where Ush corrected someones grammer?

Or maybe Tex's first diva tantrum?

Or the very post when I stopped being funny?

OMFG...Oh my...I was, and still am...a horrifying geek.

OMG detective


jerry

WTF? Why does it say I am 31?

Because you WROTE it

I can SEE that dahling, but I don't know why...

*leaves all books and writing and tunes to KMC* detective

You're tiring me out

OK, very first mod action was to delete a post in this thread: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t30302.html

Next you moved this thread from Art to TV:
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t31027.html (link not working as its been merged since)

and finally, your first close was this thread
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t25707.html

Me! me! me!

Can you find my first thread? Now this is a tricky one. Not WD's first thread BUT my original first thread! Something about a SF back then?

Jesus, Milla.... that was the chicadee I remember cry Excellently closed clapping

cry Awh the good old days!

Your business has provided the best service any business on KMC has provided before! This shall be advertised

So I guess Shellie and I, P.I, are out of a job?

me!!
can u show me the thread where i first posted ever in the offtopic??

"WTF? Why does it say I am 31?"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Say it with me KMC, Bu-bu-bu-buuuuusted.

*Chants*

Scott, Scott he's so old, much much older than Syren was told!

-AC

AC, shut the f.uck up you obnoxious moron

That rhymes with such unbelievable power of rhyming.

Dunno, but here's where you said it: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2434189#post2434189

shock

Good golly.....

Im loving your business whip2flirt1


Oh dear, im going to burn in hell for laughing this loud about this.

good job

dude chill
and raz do u have like this amazingly kewl KMC search engine?? and find my first OTF post!! ..please lol

"AC, shut the f.uck up you obnoxious moron"

Hahahaha.

Quit getting so ****ing bitchy when it doesn't suit you.

-AC

OK, the first two are two hard, but I'll try your last one.

....

and result!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=881#post881

BTW, thats your first post

Raz, the page has gone all weird cry

no... tho sometimes happens like all long and stuff, right?

I was serious... not trying to be just 'b!tchy'... but you were out of line.

omg milla ure sig!! raz the detective "ltd" ??LOL!!!

Honey got style

Raz, can you find my first post and thread please?

Your very first post: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=693141#post693141

Your very first thread: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f2/t19049.html

Raz, find my first thread and post honey eyes

raz!! my first post in the OT!! cry
gettin all anxious and stuff!

get in the line hun

lol

I was actually joking.

If that wasn't apparant from my post, then you obviously didn't read it.

-AC

OK, ok. I'm declaring bankruptcy.

Why?

Cos noone paid any fees!

70p do?

lol aw,.. i will conince syren to pay u

why can't you ALL find your first posts by yourself?
i have found mine *shrugs*

Im advertising for free!!

lol

Listen dude, not that it is any of your business, but before I came here, I had a horrible internet experience, one that has left me burned and hurt. I vowed that this time I would go at it differently, not giving out all the real stuff about me. Since then, some things have changed in my life, and I don't care so much now. I don't remember that post, nor do I remember WHY I said that, but I am 26 fecking years old.

or u should never trust anyone on the net.

Thats the moral of this story.

And to think I join KMC during the hype of LOTR and The Matrix Revolutions in 2003. cry

Thank you for the memories Raz. You can deduct your fees from my Moderator paycheck.

*is advertasing for free too*

*is being an ass kisser*

I don't give a flying f.uck how old you turn out to be as long as you are younger than my father flirt Ignore AC, he's got a rod so far up his ass it's beyond funny.

What the bloody hell??

Wheres my moderator check??? cry

Oh thats right, i get paid in cash! flirt1

Hmm... Scott's a tad upset. Methinks this gesture backfired

"Listen dude, not that it is any of your business, but before I came here, I had a horrible internet experience, one that has left me burned and hurt. I vowed that this time I would go at it differently, not giving out all the real stuff about me. Since then, some things have changed in my life, and I don't care so much now. I don't remember that post, nor do I remember WHY I said that, but I am 26 fecking years old."

Scott, I was joking man. I'm not looking for any problems with you coz I have no problem with you.

It was a heat of the moment joke and you were even laughing about it yourself. Don't get pissed off at something you know was blatantly a joke just coz Syren is pissed.

-AC

i know AC's sense of humour is rather hard to follow

AC... I took it to heart. He obviously took it to heart.

He's HURT, not angry

*gets out calculator* You owe me 91p

syren. but y? its not like u care wether he's a couple of years older, and if he is 26 who cares what AC says... ??

disgust

Can I see my first post? Apparently I was one of those 'Short-shorthand' typers.

" i know AC's sense of humour is rather hard to follow"

Exactly. I actually explained this with no apparant success to Syren.

I respect that not everyone will immediately hit upon the fact that I'm joking. However Syren, as she always does, became overwhelmed with emotion and look before you leap mentality that she didn't actually bother to look at it as a joke. Instead she called me an obnoxious moron and proceeded to act like a little child. She did this days ago, then requested to become my friend again and admitted that she was wrong, now she's doing it again.

Girl has issues.

-AC

Don't forget I'm overseas lil. You guys back in merry ol' England get cash. We in the new world get checks.

Western Union.....here I come!

AC, there's a quote button. No need for the copy/pasting...

I already said I don't care But the way AC seemed to derive such pleasure from it made me literally cringe.....

yawn

You KEEP referring back to the other day. I have issues? You, my darling, are obsessive.

hey raz, what happens if u die?? like hear attack or sumthn, could a member b able to take power as admin (and pay the website money) or we would be just simply..fu- doomed?

Has my thread been hijacked?

Hey, im not the one who owns Raz 91p. mwahah!

thats what i keep telling him lol

Syren, why are you saying I derived such pleasure from it?

I'm obsessive?

Holy crap, it was a ****ing joke. Did it ever enter your mind to think "Wait, I know AC better than this and because I'm having a bad day, maybe I should ask if he's joking or not. OR MAYBE, coz he said he likes me, he didn't mean it."

Apparently not.

-AC

this is the OTF wut da hell u expect?

Syren and AC, take this to PMs ermm

threadjacked

lol keep looking for stuff members ask u if u want the thread to stay on topic

Apologies Raz for the thread disruption. Just had to clarify a few things.

Was over before it started.

Quote button will be used from now on.

-AC

People, just chill.

This was meant to be a fun thread. ermm

I'm forever blowing bubbles....

u used the exact same smily raz used in his last post!! STALKER!!! !!

Huh?!?! What is happening? I went to pick up my moderator check at Western Union (Actually I went to get a glass of water) and find the thread hijacked? Tsk, tsk.

Anyways, my check bounce!

That's it! I want pounds from now on.

Oh wait, am I stalking you now??

no...lol...are you? ...get away! lol

but mila is stalking raz i have proof!

Shoooow me droolio

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=3100475#post3100475

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=3100498#post3100498

there!!

ETA: milla u know am kidding right?

catwoman Demand pounds!!

I need some money for all the trauma I had to indure from people here!

Ooooh *faitns*

*yawns* well its about 5:30 am here i better get some sleep.....

raz u never looked for my first post! u meany!!
*prepares to be banned*

lol by syren and milla and everyone

By A4E.. sleep tight sweetie

Hey!

Lets not start making fun, or I'll tell everyone about that time you got drunk in the Jedi Council and made out with Ratcat.

*catches you*

There..there those people have stop.

*steals pounds from pocket*

hehe...

batman

Tell tell tell!

Uuuhm, eerrr....I kinda did.



I'll post the pictures some day.

Mechmoggy,

Are you planning to put your pictures on one side of a mug, and a cat on the other?

-AC

-AC

Lemme guess.. this thread is a clever ploy to introduce a new forum searching system

find my first post that made me look like an *******

hint: look for blind-enemy's post also

available just to raz at the moment

Erm no.

Very little logic there JKozzy!

In case you didnt notice, all the searches hes done are exclusively Administrator searches. Hence, hes been able to detect the very first thing i did as a mod.

Its painfully obvious that moderators cant do that kind of searches let alone ordinary members.

cry raz took away the regular search feature for me so I could be a mod

Find the first thread where I left!

Can you find my first post

Hey Raz!
An easy one: find my post number 666!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=2962417#post2962417

maybe I should be a detective

or maybe a trusty sidekick!

That wasn't my first post that was in january this year and I registerd back in may last year...?

ok, forget the sidekick job, but still! i will find your last post!

Edit: i think i know what Raz does..... in the old days when i was a mod, you had to ban someone by going under their profile and clicking the v-board options, i think he uses that some how, not quite sure though....

All right

lmao

You said it sista! Show me the money!

No more mod tormentees.........

Logic can differ. I'm sorry if mine doesn't match yours. Raz developed the site, I believe he can add whatever he pleases. He had the glow tag before everyone, and then gave it to mods, then it migrated down to be general code. He also just updated the forum software, so I think that it could be a perfectly logical possibility. I never questioned a moderator's ability to be able to or not be able to search with such specifics.

Back when I was a mod, Raz provided me with a giant red button that read 'Ban That Sucker!!!' It would plug into my usb port. I never used it though. Then, when I was fired, it self destructed. The explosion killed my dog.

Raz, I blame you for the death of my dog.

You couldn't sound more arrogant if you tried

Of course not. We can' t access the Moderator' s actions logbook.

you don't have search thingie?

awwwwwwww

badboy... you bad boy nono

detectives turn me on...

can someone find my first thread?

wheres your metallica sig biatch! *slaps*

in fact, napalm, what is your sig pic of?
i remember it from somewhere

red dragon

Dont tempt me

*spanks Milla and runs away*

flirt1

flirt1 *chases* come back here!

thats the one!

*runs back*

helloooooo

pinkcuffs

RAZ!!!


WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?!

im right here baby

whip2flirt1 Ya need some spankin!!

Not if i get there first missy...flirt1whip2

Im two steps ahead of both o ya

pimp...

droolio flirt1 I like that, i like that a lot!

ooh not as much as i do beleive me drooliowhip2

*tempts* eyes

droolio

WHAT THE HELL???? THIS THREAD IS SWARMING WITH LESBO'S!!! *screams and runs out*

You love it really

hell yea

I new you would your a guy

flirt1 naughty

Im a guy, see me posting so-called 'witty' comments

*giggles*

Oh Millacakes blushing

you like same sex stuff anyway i know that for a fact pimp

male + same sex orgies (FEMALE) = no problem

shame on you Kerz

Shattupppp

you want it bad...

'tis true tongue

I dont want anything!



















































Other than a shitload of money and girls, and the pimp

Nope you want the pimp pimp

I would but I bruise like a peach