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oh i just love these 8 inches long ones...
i love to put my lips on them and feel the taste of it...
there are very few things with a better taste...
they are so long and thick and very hard

what do you think?

do you like 0.5 litre beer bottles?

i prefer cans

I thought you were talking about a hotdog, until it got to hardness.

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me i prefer the jugs, you know those huge jugs..... the ones with like the milk things.... yeah, i think it would be better to get soda there

Yeah Jugs are much better than 8" long ones.

I like to lick the rim when I'm done, y'know, good to the last drop! I just don't like wasting beer is all.

Do you find that you cannot get your thumb or middle finger in some of the holes?

what holes are them

The ones in the tops of the beer bottles.

Yeah, I hate when my thumb gets stuck in the hole. I usually have to grease it up with butter to get it off!

thats awful

me too

same here

Only eight inches. Thats rather small.
I used to like to drink from the big 13 inch big ones.

So why is your name eleveninches then?

because he can just drink an 11 inches one without someone else...

kinky stuff

you think beer is kinky?

I think everything is kinky but not beer

SMIRNOFF

see

I like other things that are that long lol

oh yes

a swans neck resmebles someone I know

yea yea lol

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I am somewhat confused by this statement!